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>Subject:
LOL >Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005
11:20:09 -0500 > > > >
> > >A man goes into a
pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner > >points to three
identical looking parrots on a perch and says: > >"The parrot on the
left costs 500 dollars". > >"Why, does the
parrot cost so much?" asks the man. > >The owner says,
"Well the parrot knows how to use a computer". > >The man then asks
about the next parrot and is told that this > >one costs 1,000
dollars because it can do everything the first > >parrot can do plus
it knows how to use the UNIX operating system. > >Naturally, the
increasingly startled man asks about the third > >parrot and is told
that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this
> >begs the question,
"What can it do?" > >To which the owner
replies, "To be honest I have never seen it do
> >a thing but the
other two call him boss!" |
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