I’m not a
gay-retard. I’m vaginally-handicapable. (About the
servicing of the Queen, word on the skreet is that she is still working off her
promise of daily head bobbing in return for that 1987 Mercedes with the
re-built title.) -----Original
Message----- Greetings, Billy Wayne! Welcome to RTF! My name is Jeff, but you can call me Slef. I'm the only one around
here with any sense. Well, actually, Scott Rogers has some sense, but he never
posts. We've got a gay-retard here named Joel. Don't pay any attention to
him. We just tolerate him because the government makes us. Then there's Sonja. She's our Queen, but she has a fragile psyche,
so tread lightly. Did I mention Queenie's husband, Coke Boy? He doesn't post much.
Could be because he's busy servicing the Queen, but that's just a guess on my
part. Coke Boy also owns Jobu (aka: Joel). Krut is my pla, but he moved to Indiana to be closer to Touchdown
Jesus. Oh, and he thinks beating Tennessee is more important than beating
arbrin. What are your feelings on that particular subject? Pats Moot is cool for a gal. She's a great Bama fan! Let me be the
first to tell you that she don't take any shiite off of anyone. I think that's
why I like her! Let's see ... there's Devonna, she's a great Bama fan, also. But
she doesn't post often. There's a guy here named Lizard Fish. He's really good at beating
up on barner tards! OH! How could I forget the inimitable Ricky McMahan?!?! I'm here
to tell you he is one of TEH GREATEST Bama fans I have ever met! Javvy Lamebird is our Founding Father. He's a cool guy, but he
gets really sensitive when I start talking about homo Catholic Priests. If you ever see the name Devan Orange pop up in your inbox, I can
tell you that's not a fake name. But he only posts here about four times per
year. There's a dude named Jamie who posts here occasionally. He's an
ex-rassler, as well as being considered a "person of interest" by the
Secret Service. Another dude name LC drops in from time-to-time. But I think he
spends most of his time on message boreds. Our elder statesman is name VO. He's a great Bama fan, as well as
a true American Patriot! There's a guy here from Road Eyelund, but I swear I can't remember
his name at the moment. You'll recognize him when he posts. He's got one of
those weird-ass Yankee names. I'm pretty sure he's the pyrotechnic director for
Great White. You'll have to overlook him. He's really a Clempson tard is
disguise. Well, that's enough of the introductions. Make yoreslef at home!
Oh, and don't be easily offended. Roll Tide!! Slef E. -----
Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, July 20,
2005 12:57 AM Subject:
[RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans I've just
received an invite to join this Bama discussion group and wanted to introduce
myself. Been a Bama fan for all 52 years of my life, seen the glory days,
stuck with them thru the tough times, and am more than ready to beat tinnissee
and awbern again. |
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