I'm not jelly headed.
I'm jelly bellied. > > > Don't fuck with me you jelly headed bastard. I'll have your hotel room > taken away. Surely you know who writes those checks to your friendly > Holiday Inn. You best be sending those damn tickets NDA as soon > as you get > them or I'll be forced to file those adolescent perversion charges. I'm > pretty sure the statute of limitations has not run out on that incident. > I've even got a copy of your confession that you emailed. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Tim Boozer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <RTF@rolltidefan.net> > Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 5:39 PM > Subject: RE: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > > > > Don't worry 'bout me being left out. I'll make my presence known!!! > > > > To start off with, DAMN RIGHT PLAYOFFS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!! Win > it when you > > got the chance or stop whining about it I say. Why give a second chance? > > Second chances are for pussies!!! > > > > Mrs. Smut is still under the impression that she might be the > recipient of > > a > > pair of tickets fer that first game. As long as I keep her > thinking that, > > I > > can get away with hell. > > > > By the way, what the hell is the decision about RTF vs. BamaFan > (Google)? > > My > > mailbox is all filled up with all these double e-mailings. My feeling is > > since RTF is serving customers right now as fast as Pat on a street > > corner, > > we stick with RTF. > > > > Wear a cup beyatch! > > > > > > > > > > > >> -----Original Message----- > >> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> Behalf Of JVWatts > >> Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 4:26 PM > >> To: RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > >> Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > >> > >> > >> Welcome Uncle Wayne....I plead the 5th on that Secret Service thingy > >> Slef narced on me about, and if ewe piss me off I'll have to body slam > >> ewer arse....And BTW Slef yaleft Booz out of ya listing two....Unk, > >> Booz is the one the gives PatS moot the most hell, and he thinks that > >> playoffs is fo' pussies....Ewer Powell, Jamie > >> > >> > >> Jeff Todd wrote: > >> > >> > I node I'd forget someone! My apologies, senor! > >> > > >> > Slef E. > >> > > >> > > >> > ----- Original Message ----- > >> > *From:* Bryan Benefield <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >> > *To:* RollTideFan - University of Alabama Athletics Discussion > >> > List <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > *Sent:* Wednesday, July 20, 2005 9:57 AM > >> > *Subject:* Re: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > >> > > >> > Apparently I ain't impotent enough to be on yor list, > >> > so now i's mad. > >> > > >> > --- Jeff Todd <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > >> > <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>> wrote: > >> > > >> > > Greetings, Billy Wayne! > >> > > > >> > > Welcome to RTF! > >> > > > >> > > My name is Jeff, but you can call me Slef. I'm the > >> > > only one around here with any > >> > > sense. Well, actually, Scott Rogers has some sense, > >> > > but he never posts. > >> > > > >> > > We've got a gay-retard here named Joel. Don't pay > >> > > any attention to him. We just > >> > > tolerate him because the government makes us. > >> > > > >> > > Then there's Sonja. She's our Queen, but she has a > >> > > fragile psyche, so tread lightly. > >> > > > >> > > Did I mention Queenie's husband, Coke Boy? He > >> > > doesn't post much. Could be because he's > >> > > busy servicing the Queen, but that's just a guess on > >> > > my part. Coke Boy also owns Jobu > >> > > (aka: Joel). > >> > > > >> > > Krut is my pla, but he moved to Indiana to be closer > >> > > to Touchdown Jesus. Oh, and he > >> > > thinks beating Tennessee is more important than > >> > > beating arbrin. What are your > >> > > feelings on that particular subject? > >> > > > >> > > Pats Moot is cool for a gal. She's a great Bama fan! > >> > > Let me be the first to tell you > >> > > that she don't take any shiite off of anyone. I > >> > > think that's why I like her! > >> > > > >> > > Let's see ... there's Devonna, she's a great Bama > >> > > fan, also. But she doesn't post > >> > > often. > >> > > > >> > > There's a guy here named Lizard Fish. He's really > >> > > good at beating up on barner tards! > >> > > > >> > > OH! How could I forget the inimitable Ricky > >> > > McMahan?!?! I'm here to tell you he is one > >> > > of TEH GREATEST Bama fans I have ever met! > >> > > > >> > > Javvy Lamebird is our Founding Father. He's a cool > >> > > guy, but he gets really sensitive > >> > > when I start talking about homo Catholic Priests. > >> > > > >> > > If you ever see the name Devan Orange pop up in your > >> > > inbox, I can tell you that's not > >> > > a fake name. But he only posts here about four times > >> > > per year. > >> > > > >> > > There's a dude named Jamie who posts here > >> > > occasionally. He's an ex-rassler, as well as > >> > > being considered a "person of interest" by the > >> > > Secret Service. > >> > > > >> > > Another dude name LC drops in from time-to-time. But > >> > > I think he spends most of his > >> > > time on message boreds. > >> > > > >> > > Our elder statesman is name VO. He's a great Bama > >> > > fan, as well as a true American > >> > > Patriot! > >> > > > >> > > There's a guy here from Road Eyelund, but I swear I > >> > > can't remember his name at the > >> > > moment. You'll recognize him when he posts. He's got > >> > > one of those weird-ass Yankee > >> > > names. I'm pretty sure he's the pyrotechnic director > >> > > for Great White. You'll have to > >> > > overlook him. He's really a Clempson tard is > >> > > disguise. > >> > > > >> > > Well, that's enough of the introductions. Make > >> > > yoreslef at home! Oh, and don't be > >> > > easily offended. > >> > > > >> > > Roll Tide!! > >> > > > >> > > Slef E. > >> > > > >> > > ----- Original Message ----- > >> > > From: White, Billy Wayne (GE Consumer & > >> > > Industrial) > >> > > To: RTF@rolltidefan.net <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > > Sent: Wednesday, July 20, 2005 12:57 AM > >> > > Subject: [RollTideFan] Hello Bama fans > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > I've just received an invite to join this Bama > >> > > discussion group and wanted to > >> > > introduce myself. Been a Bama fan for all 52 years > >> > > of my life, seen the glory days, > >> > > stuck with them thru the tough times, and am more > >> > > than ready to beat tinnissee and > >> > > awbern again. > >> > > > >> > > I took just enough classes at the Capstone that > >> > > the Alumni Association considers me > >> > > one of them, my son graduated from the University > >> > > Law school and my daughter plans on > >> > > pursuing her master degree there. So, if you know > >> > > anything about the cost of higher > >> > > education, I have a substantial money interest there > >> > > as well! > >> > > > >> > > Roll Tide and I'm looking forward to "meeting" all > >> > > of you as the season runs on. > >> > > Thanks for the invitation to join. > >> > > > >> > > Uncle Wayne > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > _______________________________________________ > >> > > RTF mailing list > >> > > RTF@rolltidefan.net <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > > > >> > > > >> > http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net > >> > > > >> > > > _______________________________________________ > >> > > RTF mailing list > >> > > RTF@rolltidefan.net <mailto:RTF@rolltidefan.net> > >> > > > >> > http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net > >> > > > >> > > >> > > >> > __________________________________________________ > >> > Do You Yahoo!? > >> > Tired of spam? Yahoo! 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