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> Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. > > > Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, > Republicans And Southern Republicans? > > The answer can be found by posing the following question: > > > You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small > > children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes > > around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises > > Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a > Glock > > cal .40, and you are an expert shot? > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. > > > What do you do? > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Democrat's Answer: > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! > > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? > > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > > Could we run away? > > What does my wife think? > > What about the kids? > > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out > of his hand? > > What does the law say about this situation? > > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message > does this send to society and to my children? > > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to > wound me? > > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away > while he was stabbing me? > > Should I call 9-1-1? > > Why is this street so deserted? > > We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this > happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. > > This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends > for few days and try to come to a consensus. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Republican's Answer: > > BANG! > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Southern Republican's Answer: > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > > BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading). > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > > BANG! click > > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver > Tips or Hollow Points?" _______________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics E-mail Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan - Wear a Cup! To unsubscribe or make changes to your subscription, please visit http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
