See, the amounts are going down, didn't previous "fabulous offers" involve sums of like $32 Million? Product differentiation in the scamming business, possibly a good subject line for a Harvard Business Review article.
I think MRS. CECILIA AKU must be related to the Psychic Hotline lady. "This business is 100% RISK FREE..." Ha, Ha, and another Ha! My mommy warned me to run away from people that say "Trust Me!". For those of you seriously interested in this offer, with additional investment requirements, I have some Pacific Ocean view property in Kentucky for sale. Also, I must divest my portfolio of a couple of large bridges in New York City. Finally, the writer pleads, "Kindly send the following information to my lawyer immediately: 1.YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS. 2. YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. " Since I know for a fact that the Federal Trade Commission, the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Federal Communications Commission, the FBI, the NSA, the CIA, the EPA, the DEA, Victoria's Secret, and Wal-Mart have written the laws so effectively that no one could possibly get away with securities fraud, I say this must be legitimate. (My first wife thought this was so....) However, the only valid Name is Alfred E. Newman, with a phone number of 4 and a fax number of 13. Hey, RTL, go ahead and let these things thru, they get funnier every week. Regards, Ray Minich PS: I hope I didn't offend any of the real-time programmers at Victoria's Secrets? **************************************************************************** ************************** **************************************************************************** ************************** -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Saturday, May 25, 2002 8:29 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [rtl] I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE. FROM: MRS. CECILIA AKU, GOVERNMENT HOUSE, FEDERAL CAPITAL, ABUJA-NIGERIA. DEAR SIR/MADAM, RECEIVE AND INVEST THE SUM OF (US$18 MILLION) Thank you for taking the pain to go through my mail. MY NAME IS MRS. CECILIA AKU, THE WIFE OF LATE HONOURABLE MINISTER FOR SPORTS AND SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT IN NIGERIA,ENGNR.ISHAYA MARK AKU.whose sudden death occurred on SATURDAY 4TH APRIL 2002, in a plane crash. I would first like to apologize for this kind of introduction into your mailbox; it is due to the urgency and the important of this issue. It is with a heart full of hope that I write to seek your help in the context below, Having gotten your contact through your country's High Commission's office, public relation department here in Nigeria. I Have no doubt about your capability and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (FOR SAFE KEEPING AND TO INVEST) The sum of EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$18,000,000,00) only on my behalf in profitable business in your country. I discovered this money CASH in TWO SEPRATE METAL BOXES inside my late husband's room immediately he died, and the money is now under the authority of our family lawyer named (Mark Mercyke) with intention to transfer it into the Account of a trusted Person or Company outside Nigeria for safe keeping and investment. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call, and I hope on your ability to help me to invest this money in your country,Pending my arrival to relocate my family in your country. However, My lawyer has quickly contacted a Security Company who has agreed to receive the two metal boxes for safe keeping in one of their newly established business outlet in Europe, pending the time I will come for the clearing. Though, the Security Company does not know the actual contents of the two metal boxes. We have planned to move the boxes to Europe as a consignment (FAMILY VALUABLES) through a Diplomat who has been a close family friend for many years. My lawyer and the Diplomat have perfected arrangement with the manners to move the consignment to Europe within 7 days of your response. Please if you are interested to assist me in this regard, kindly send the following information to my lawyer immediately: 1.YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS. 2. YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. With this information, my lawyer will apply and obtain some important documents in your favor (WITH YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS) as the rightful owner of the consignment, before moving the consignment to Europe. I have agreed with my lawyer to compensate you with 20% of the total sum (US$18,000,000,00) for your sincere and candid effort when the money is finally received into your Bank Account. We have also set aside 5% from the total sum for settling any expenses you and I might incur during the process of the transfer of the mnoney.that is to say, any amount you spend e.g. Telephone bills, Flight Ticket, Hotel Accommodation, E.T.C. must be refunded to you before the sharing of the total sum, and same thing to us. This business is 100% RISK FREE and covered from any leakage of information. All CORRESPONDENCE/INQUIRY MUST BE STRICTLY DIRECTED TO THE LAWYER VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESSES:([EMAIL PROTECTED] OR [EMAIL PROTECTED]) as we count on your trustworthiness and confidentiality. Thanks for your kind attention. I look forward to your quick response. With Best Regards. 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