One day in a language school in Australia. Teacher: “All right, now I’d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who’d like to try?” A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya: “Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.” Teacher: “Not bad. Okay, who’s next?” Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore. Ah Beng: “I try! I try. Can aaah?” Teacher: “No, no, not you!” Ah Beng: “Aaaiiyaaa… let me try lah… I can do lah… you think I’m stupid meeh…?” Teacher: “Okay… go ahead…” Ah Beng: “This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN… GREEEEEN… I PINK up and I said: YELLOOOOW?” Sent from Far Far Away™ -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2011 15:13:22 To: Grup saham<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [saham] Humor sueer Lucu!! Tips tidur nyenyak 1. Baca doa biar mimpi indah 2. Baca UUD 45 biar di lindungi negara 3.Minum baygon biar nggak digigit nyamuk 4. Klo tidurnya berlanjut segera hubungi dokter Selamat mencoba Sent from BlackBerry® on 3 -----Original Message----- From: "Tommy Yu -JsxPro.com-" <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2011 15:11:55 To: Saham Milis<[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [saham] Humor sueer Lucu!! Refreshing dah.. Sepet liat market merah2 terus :ehehehe Salam Cuan, Tommy Yu -------------------- Free Trial METASTOCK & JsxPro Channel Swing System Visit : http://www.jsxpro.com YM: [email protected] Join Milis: [email protected] -----Original Message----- From: Hadi Yanto M <[email protected]> Sender: [email protected] Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2011 22:08:45 To: <[email protected]> Reply-To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [saham] Humor sueer Lucu!! Seorang sopir kendaraan Bis anter jemput orang gila menghentikan kendaraannya karena ban nya kempes,Waktu sedang menukar ban, si supir nggak sengaja nendang 4 baut ke selokan dan hilang Dengan paniknya si supir ngomong : Gilaaa.....gimana gue musti masang ini ban kalo nggak ada bautnya.... Salah satu pasien nyaut dari dalem Bis : Bang...copotin aja tuh satu baut dari masing2 tiga roda yang ada.....ntar kalo ada toko baut, tinggal beli deh tuh 4 baut.... Si Supir langsung nyaut : Bener juga loh...tapi kok lo bisa masuk ke rumah sakit Gila sihhh..... Si Pasien langsung nyaut : HEELLLOWWW,....kita ini GILA tauuk, bukannya GOBLOG kaya kamu... ☺..☺..♓eHe♓ On 3/17/11, [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote: > Percakapan Suami dan Istrinya. > Suami : yang, kamu itu ABCD lho, > > Istri : Apa itu pah? Jwb sang Istri penasaran > > Suami : Asik, Baik, Cute and D'e best lah > > Istri : Ah bisa saja papah ini, sambil tersipu > > Suami : juga EFGH lho, > > Istri : Apa lagi itu pah? > > Suami : Elok, Famous, Genit dan Hebat > > Istri : iiihhh papah bs aja sih, sambil merona pipinya > > Suami : Tapi IJKL yang... > Istri : apaan sih papah ini? > > Suami : I'm Just Kidding Lho.. > > Istri : gubraaaaaaak !! Lempar lemariii > > ♓έ;)♓έ;)♓έ;)♓έ > Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Sinyal Bagus XL, Nyambung > Teruuusss...! > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > Sender: [email protected] > Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2011 14:29:44 > To: SHM<[email protected]> > Reply-To: [email protected] > Subject: [saham] Humor sueer Lucu!! > > Di RSJ critanya, pd suatu hari seorg dokter sedang keliling u/ check > pasien. Saat melewati bangsal A, dokter tsb mendengar seorang pasien > menyanyi sambil telentang. > > Tidak beberapa, dokter tsb kembali ke bangsal tsb, dan mendengar lagi sebuah > nyanyian dari pasien tsb, tetapi sambil tengkurap. > > Dokter tsb penasaran dan mendekati pasien sambil bertanya " hai, mengapa td > kamu nyanyi sambil telentang dan sekarang tengkurap juga msh nyanyi??" > > Dengan entengnya pasien tsb menjawab " Dok, tadi itu side A, sekarang side > B" > > ♓έ;)♓έ;)♓έ;)♓έ > > Have a nice rebound > Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone from Sinyal Bagus XL, Nyambung > Teruuusss...! -- Sent from my mobile device
