I spotted this info on the newsgroup alt.fan.sailor-moon, thanks for reading, arigato
Stéphane Dumas ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: jbre...@webtv.net (John Brewer) Date: 25 oct 1999, 03:00 Subject: Episode 140 - Live Action Version To: alt.fan.sailor-moon http://www.usagi.org/doi/smoon/episodes/smss140.html The girls are watching an outdoor fashion show for clothing designer Harvey [played by either Oliver Platt, Nathan Lane, or Harvey Firestein - Nathan would be best, but Harvey would work for less money] The designer comes out onto the runway to take his bows to the cheering audience. The designer and the models go backstage, where Harvey has a comically neurotic fit. [NOTE - It is here we are introduced to the players in a potential unrelated spin-off series called, "Size Zero" - the comedic misadventures of a talented, effete, rather neurotic clothing designer. He is assisted by his chief cutter, a working-class Earth-mother type, whose level-headedness and common wisdom pulls his fat out of the fire on more than one occasion. The cast is completed by an assortment of anorexic, brain-dead, high fasion models and assorted hangers-on, including the requisite chain-smoking, aging ex-fashion model who shows up half in the bag, and spends theepisodeinsulting everybody. Here's an example of the humor found in this series... one of the characters maliciously asks a complex, philosophical question of one of the more dim-witted models, and she makes a rather odd face as she tries to wrap her tiny little brain around the question, to which the other character comments... "It's rather like watching a dog eat peanut butter!" Another example... "You idiot! It's 'binge', THEN 'purge'!" "I know, but I like to purge first, so I'm not so full when I start eating." "Purge WHAT?! Aquafina and St. John's Wort?!" And... "You have to sympathize with Cathy-Lee. She tries so hard to get it right. At first, she makes sure that the sweaters are being made at a reputable shop, somewhere in New England, where it's clean and safe, and the workers are paid 10% over union standard - then she turns around for five minutes, and the whole lot is being sub-contracted out to Laos, for 12 units for a penny, being made by 15-week old kittens chained to sewing machines, who are beaten 24 hours a day with iron staves!" Well, anyway...] In the performer's lounge of the Dead Moon Circus, Mako returns from shopping with packages of Harvey Original designs, when Tyger & Hawkeye muddle over the latest selection of targets - this time, it's a picture of clothing designer Harvey. Mako gets all excited, and starts changing her clothes behind a screen, telling Tyger & Hawkeye that she will use her charms to catch Harvey... Tyger: I hate to tell you this, but I think this target only likes guys. Mako emerges from behind the changing screen, dressed as a gay male... Mako: [with a gay accent] What a coincidence, queen - so do I! Tyger actually has a start. "Mako, some days you actually frighten me!" "I'm glad!" In her dreamscape, Reenie shows Elios her memories of the fashion show, especially the wedding dress at the end. Elios asks her who will be the groom when she wears a wedding dress. She thinks for a while, and Elios says that she'll meet someone in the future. Harvey is having lunch in an outdoor cafe with his chief cutter, fretting over the upcoming Fall & Winter design seasons. That's when they are approached by Mako in her young gay male disguise. Harvey becomes excited by Mako's youthful yet epicene look, and wants "him" to model - but for WOMEN'S clothes! Later, back at the Dead Moon Circus, Mako gleefully announces, to Tyger & Hawkeye, her role modeling Harvey fashions, and being hailed as the next "RuPaul"... Mako: "I have just one thing to say! Shan-nay! Shan-tay! Shantay-shantay-shantay!" Tyger: Whoa! Hold it! Hold it! Mako: What is it?! What's wrong?! Tyger: What's wrong?! - what's RIGHT?! "A woman, pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman?!!" Hawkeye: Ridiculous! Tyger: It's preposterous! Well, anyway - as she is being fitted for clothes in Harvey's studio, the disguised Mako turns out to be the high fashion model from HELL; Demanding, she manages to piss off everybody around her, and the whole design staff winds up quiting. She practially takes over the whole operation from the dismayed Harvey, who retreats from his studio altogether. After a very funny scene where Serena practially blows Darien's whole bank account on a shopping spree, they have a chance encounter with Harvey on the run from the insane Mako. Being a fan of Harvey's designs, Serena's discussion with Harvey helps him to realize that he must take control of his life, no matter what. Harvey returns to his studio to fire Mako. Mako transforms into her Dead Moon Circus costume and extracts Harvey's dream mirror. Sailor Moon & Teenie Moon arrive to confront Mako. She summons a trained seal lemure with a ball balancing on its nose. The lemure uses the ball to attack the Scouts. Tuxedo Mask arrives to help out, and the lemure is defeated by the Moon Gorgeous Meditation. Mako retreats. Sailor Moon and the others make sure Harvey is awake and alright before they leave. This inspires Harvey for his next fashion show - Sailor collars & Mini skirts! It's a big sucess! E-mail me @ jbre...@webtv.net forLive-ActionFAQ /// Back postings by Dire Wolf @http://www.oocities.com/TimesSquare/Corner/5856/JBrewer/index.html ------------------------------------ Group email addresses: Post message: Sailor_Uranus@yahoogroups.com Subscribe: sailor_uranus-subscr...@yahoogroups.com Unsubscribe: sailor_uranus-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com List owner: sailor_uranus-ow...@yahoogroups.com Shortcut URL to Yahoo! Groups' SUML page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sailor_Uranus Yahoo! 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