Mail from a frustrated victim of spam e-mails
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I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness: * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl,she's been 7 since 1993...) * I happily gave my bank account number to some Nigerian guy who wanted to
share his wealth with me. Instead he got me to share my wealth with
him.
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon. * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. * Tired of calling Divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her hubby suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!! IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 minutes, a bird will crap on your head as soon as you go outside! |