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Date: Thu, May 15, 2008 at 5:17 PM
Subject: Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
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From: Aminurrashid Ahmad
To: Aju Beecoolvillage ; Zurinah Ridzuan ; Ruhiyah Sakinah ; Irma
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Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2008 11:47 PM
Subject: Fw: Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
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--- On Fri, 4/25/08, Sarwan Jamari (M&E) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: Sarwan Jamari (M&E) <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
To: "Julia Abu (HSE)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: "aminurrashid" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Friday, April 25, 2008, 11:17 AM
Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
> ********************
>
> Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> "My Mobile
No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
>
> ====================================
> Ah Beng : I am a Proud father, coz my son is in Medical College.
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
>
> ==========================================
> Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
>
> ===========================================
> Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I d! ie will u remarry?
> Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
>
> =========================================
> Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
> Wife: How do you know??
> Ah Beng : When I went to the Park
today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again.
>
> ===========================================
> Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
> except the TV in my house."
> Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
> Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
>
> =========================================
> Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking
Fine"
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for
complement."
>
> =============================================
> How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erase!
s
> the board.
>
> ===============================================
> Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
weather
forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would
> be hot.
>
> ==================================================
> Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
>
> ===================================================
> Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
>
> ===================================================
> Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future
te! nse
> Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
>
> =====================================================
> Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
> Servant: "It's already raining."
> Ah Beng :
"So what? Take an umbrella and go."
>
> =====================================================
> A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
not
> in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
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