> > Mm. Sounds like The Tick was a damn sight funnier. Orders of magnitude, in > > fact. > Ahh, what do you know? ;)
Nowt, since I've never seen the critic. ;) Earthworm Jim was good too, though. == Begin JIMTAGS.TAG "Earthworm Jim, this time-time-time-time you shall not escape-cape-cape!" "Fear not, my super suit gives me the strength of a thousand tree surgeons." "Gosh darn them all to heck!" "He feels that he's a monkey trapped in the body of an ape." "I am Titania, Queeeen of the Fairies..." <slap> "I don't suppose you'd change your mind if I explained that this will ultimately lead to the end of the universe? Nah, I thought not." "I have a sudden desire to wear ... corduroy jackets with leather patches on the elbows!" "I yearn for the sweet embrace of the grave." "I'm ... a HAGGIS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!" "It is done. The universe is just as it was ... except that for some reason, the main character in `Death of a Salesman' is now called Erkel. This I do not understand." "It was either love, or a stuffed-crust pizza..." "Jim, that's your pants phone, aren't you going to answer it?" - "In a sec, I'm kinda enjoying it." "Just say /no/ to running into walls." "Let's just acknowledge that I made a mistake and move on." - "Move on?! How can we move on, the entire /universe/ is destroyed!" "Okay, a dog in a dress - just take off your helmet, pinhead!" "Pat my facial hair? Please make furry ham?" - "IT'S PROFESSOR MONKEY FOR A HEAD, PMFH, PROFESSOR MONKEY FOR A HEAD!" "Peter, do you happen to have an aromatherapy kit on you?" - "By a mind- boggling coincidence, yes." "Refresh my memory, exactly why didn't I just stay in bed today?" "Test patterns get more viewers than we do!" "That is unquestionably the worst line of dialogue I've ever heard." "We'd better hurry - I think I'm starting to congeal." "We're doomed, doomed I tell you, doomed in case you weren't paying attention, doomed!" "What's that muttering about?" - "Oh, he's just going to turn into a monster and maul us." - "Kind of a drawback in a sidekick, y'know." <slam> "I have eaten my words and found them bitter as the lingering regrets of a failed love affair..." "I think they like you." -EWJim "THEY'RE DEVOURING MY FLESH!" - Peter == End Paul -- Don't *WHAM* touch *WHAM* that! *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM* -- Michael J. Peterson
