I'm sorry Dean, I can't resist!

> First We can state that women require time and money
> WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

Surely, we should have WOMEN = f(TIME,MONEY).

> and we all know that time is money
> TIME = MONEY
> Therfore, 
> WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = (Money)^2
> we know that money is the root of all evil
> therefore,
                 _____
> MONEY= \/ EVIL

Errmmm.... not necessarily the square root!
So there exists a positive integer k such that

MONEY = (EVIL)^(1/k).

> Therfore, 
>                      _____
> WOMEN = ( \/ EVIL  )^2

But, WOMEN = (EVIL)^(2/k).

> so we conclude that 
> 
> WOMEN = EVIL

We can conclude the stronger assertion that k women are evil, 
when we raise the above to the power k/2 (assuming that k is even, 
similar for odd). Therefore let j=k/2 (similarly for odd).
Thus j woman are evil.

But j is an integer and so it applies for all j. Thus all women are evil.

--Matt.

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