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I am Naveen Kumar, I am looking for a girl friend. Please go through the job description. Please Send the Resume at [email protected] Start date Feb14th Job Description: Looking for a Girl Friend Location: Bangalore INDIA Duration: permanent JOB DESCRIPTION POSITION TITLE: Naveen's Girlfriend DUTIES AND RESPONCIBILITIES -Frequent dates dinners and at least one DTR.-Long phone conversations and longer walks on the beach (in the moonlight).--Attend all couple events (formal, dances, etc.) with me. -Ga-ga-gazing sessions at least once a week.-Hair may not be cut for duration of employment.-Sappy, hand-written letters during long periods of separation (twelve hours or more). -Frequently becoming "in distress" so that I can rescue you. HOURS PER WEEK Minimum of 30 hours a week, flexible--though additional time will be encouraged and expected regularly. Additionally, several hours per week should be spent daydreaming about me in your own free time, preferably in the middle of class or when you ought to be reading. If more than one Girlfriend is hired, these hours will be divided equally. QUALIFICATIONS Education: High School Diploma, as well as one or more years in college completed. Experience: Less experience actually better. Must have kissedless than ten different guys. Attributes: High levels of maturity, intelligence, purity, popularity, and hygiene a plus. Skills: backrubs, good communication skills, musical instruments or voice, ability to recite Pi to 40 or more digits. REQUIREMENTS -Hair must be at least shoulder length and undyed. The longer the better. -Must like Soup. -Must have the ability to talk or not talk forever, and still find something to not talk about. -"Modestly Hot"-ness encouraged. Super-Hot or Super-Not discouraged except in exceptional circumstances. (Super-Not can always grow longer hair, Super-Hot can always cut some off.) -"Girl-ness". Men need not apply. -No makeup wearers, nose-pickers or bed-wetters. -Must have a good sense of humor or a good sense of when to humor me. -Must be in at least your second year of your crush/obsession/infatuation with me. -Must be jealous enough to fight off female stalkers with sticks or rocks, and female suitoresses with dirty looks (or dirty sticks, if need be). BENEFITS Sick Leave, Vacation (spent with me of course), opportunities for promotion and advancement. Matrimony option opens up after a few years (which has a good retirement plan as well as childcare available). At least one flower with a sappy note per week. Stock options (and I do mean *stock*). Meal plan includes several meals a week, and chocolate on the weekends and valentines day. PAY Being my Girlfriend is an honor. This position, being open as a charity, will not seek to make a profit. However, those hired will be happy to find they need only pay me 20,000 INR a month, to cover expenses. APPLICATION TO BE MY GIRLFRIENDName:Age:Hair Length:No. of years infatuated with me: Explain in 300 words or less, how much you are obsessed with me: Talk about how great I am, making sure to touch upon my "dreamy eyes": In 300 words or less, explain why I should let you be my girlfriend: Write a love sonnet to me (assume for now your love is unrequited): Talk some more about my "dreamy eyes": Note: If you are not comfortable with the requirement. I'd appreciate your help. Please take a look and forward this job on to anyone you think would be interested in the position, or anyone else who could help me find a candidate Thanks & Regards Yahoo ID: [email protected]| Just for FUN Have a great day. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "SAP_LAB" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/SAP_LAB?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
