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It is the Borowitz report = a spoof!
Not to worry and funnier than The
Onion!
Cheers!
Amy
Please tell me this is a spoof...Everyone who truly is in the know is
aware that nerds and fans are the biggest horndogs on the planet...Think about
this: does not sex involve a healthy imagination? And does good sex involve
the elements of a good imagination? Look at the pics, you'll see very few of
them are what some call 'nerdy-looking'...Is this article written by one
of the 'jealous brood?'...I think they never saw Revenge of the
Nerds... Keith Johnson <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
Study: Some Star Wars Fans Have Sex
New Data Confounds
Conventional Wisdom As the countdown
continues to the release of "Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith,"
a new study indicates that contrary to the conventional wisdom, a small but
significant number of "Star Wars" fans may actually have sex.
Dr. Davis Preedon, who supervised the
study for the University of Minnesota, said that while sexually active "Star
Wars" fans still represent a tiny minority of the fan base, the fact that
any "Star Wars" fans at all have sex may force scientists to reevaluate
their theories about this little-understood population. "The prevailing profile of the 'Star Wars' fan as a geek who
spends ten hours a day on the Internet trying to dig up details of the new
film's plotline is only one piece of the puzzle," he said. "For every one
thousand 'Star Wars' fans who meet that description, there is another one
who has a girlfriend." Shane Losby, 27,
a sexually active "Star Wars" fan from Gary, Indiana, says he has tried for
years to convince people that he has sex but "it's really tough to get them
to look past the whole 'Star Wars' thing." Dr. Preedon said his next research project is to test the
conventional wisdom that "Star Trek" fans do not have sex: "We've just
started the preliminary research, but so far that theory seems to be holding
up." Elsewhere, Secretary of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld said that with the U.S. bogged down in Iraq, the only way to
contend with the Axis of Evil will be by somehow convincing North Korea to
attack Iran. http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1124&srch=
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