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ROTFL!!! The funniest thing I've read in ages!
MOUSE BALLS
I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face...
This apparently was a real memo sent out by a computer
company to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all
field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.. The
author of this memo was quite genuine.
The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last
couple of sentences.
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If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are
now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.
Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used
immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare
balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local
personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary
items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working
balls is an unhappy customer.
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