you would think he would not want to put any ideas in my head. ravenadal wrote: > This is funny because A)apparently your husband(?) sent it to you and > B) it is true! > > ~rave! > > --- In scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com, "Tracey de Morsella (formerly > Tracey L. Minor)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >> Since you guys are always discussing your women, I thought i would >> forward this to you >> >> Chris de Morsella wrote: >> >>> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. >>> After all the background checks, interviews and testing were >>> > done, there > >>> were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. >>> >>> >>> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large >>> > metal > >>> door and handed him a gun. >>> >>> >>> 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter >>> > what the > >>> circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in >>> > a > >>> chair . . . Kill her!!' >>> >>> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' >>> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take >>> > your > >>> wife and go home.' >>> >>> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun >>> > and went > >>> into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came >>> > out with > >>> tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent >>> > said, > >>> 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and >>> go home.' >>> >>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same >>> > instructions, to > >>> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots >>> > were > >>> heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging >>> > on the > >>> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly >>> > and > >>> there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. >>> >>> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to >>> > death > >>> with the chair.' >>> >>> MORAL: >>> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them >>> >>> >>> >>> > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > >
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