well, i haven't been in church recently, but that will change soon. I'm sure 
it's repeated sometime during the week

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From: Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
Tune into the History Channel Sunday morn- no, you're probably in church then, 
aren't you? As of three weeks ago, they were airing two eps back-to-back, at 8 
am. Can't say for certain about any later than that, because I've been tied up 
with work at that time since.

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: sounds cool. I like stuff dealing with WWI too

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From: Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
It had its moments.

They originally set it up with an old, OLD Indy (approaching the century mark, 
if memory serves), talking to people here and there, hearing their woes and 
then launching into a narrative from his youth that paralleled the person's 
troubles. Most of them were of Sean Patrick Flanery's teen Indy, a few with an 
pre-teen Indy who had a few improbable adventures. I preferred the teen Indy, 
of course, particularly his exploits in the Great War.

[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: I only glanced at the series starring young Indy. I 
was mildly surprised to see that over forty episodes were made. Was the show 
any good? 

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From: "ravenadal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
http://www.charlotte.com/681/story/625294.html

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Posted on Thu, May. 15, 2008

Indiana Jones, from A to Z

By GREGORY HARDY

If you're not whipped into a frenzy that Harrison Ford is back for
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," it might be
because you've forgotten the finer points of his three big-screen
adventures in the 1980s.

But there's no need to enroll in one of Professor Henry Jones Jr.'s
archeology classes. And before Harrison Ford's other iconic Lucasfilm
character Han Solo can snidely ask, "Where did you dig up that old
fossil?" here is our handy salute to:

INDIANA JONES FROM A-Z

A. Hope you knew the ARK of the Covenant holds the original Ten
Commandments. As Dr. Jones scolded two agents from Army Intelligence,
"Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday school?"

B. No matter how much you hate your job, getting crushed by a 22-foot
BOULDER isn't one of your occupational hazards.

C. "Temple of Doom" opens with a romp through the Shanghai nightspot
CLUB OBI WAN. Wonder how Lucas came up with that name?

D. Want to find "The best DIGGER in Egypt?" We recommend Indy's trusty
sidekick Sallah (John Rhys-Davies).

E. How did Henry Jones Sr. (Sean Connery) know that Dr. ELSA Schneider
(Alison Doody) was a Nazi? "She talks in her sleep," he admitted, to
Jones Jr.'s (double) surprise.

F. Rene Belloq (Paul Freeman) is the FRENCH archaeologist who tries to
help the Germans win the Ark. Gee, no political symbolism at work
there ...

G. You think Henry Jones Sr.'s GRAIL DIARY contains any Monty Python
jokes?

H. Who would win in a fight - Indy's HAT or Chuck Norris' beard?

I. Why does Jones Sr. always refer to the son as "Junior"? Because
they named the dog INDIANA.

J. If you ever stroll through a life-or-death "word of God" trap,
don't step on the "J" tile - in Latin, JEHOVAH begins with an I.

K. Grab a cult victim's heart through his chest and Mola Ram's to
blame; he gives human sacrifices to KALI MA a bad name.

L. Helpful hint: When taunting the Chinese gangster LAO CHE about how
you've escaped his clutches, don't flee on a plane marked "Lao Che Air
Freight."

M. MARCUS Brody (Denholm Elliott) is Indy's valued academic
consigliere, even though the nerdy curator "once got lost in his own
MUSEUM."

N. For the countless times Indy has traded punches with the Third
Reich, it's the ultimate understatement when Indy mutters, "NAZIS. I
hate these guys."

O. No telling where Indy's personal ODOMETER was set when he said this
about his globetrotting: "It's not the years, it's the mileage."

P. Think Cole PORTER ever imagined "Anything Goes" would open a movie
- sung in Mandarin?

Q. Child actor Ke Huy QUAN lived two ultimate dreams of `80s boyhood:
being Indy sidekick Short Round and one of the "Goonies."

R. Keeping up with the Jonses means keeping up with the RAVENWOODS:
Abner was Indy's mentor, while daughter Marion (Karen Allen) was
Indy's squeeze.

S. "SNAKES. Why did it have to be SNAKES!?"

T. Nefarious Nazi TOHT (Ronald Lacey) kept the heat on Indy and Marion
throughout "Raiders" - until his face melted.

U. Young Indy called UTAH home in 1912, when he was in the Boy Scouts.

V. Even after escaping from being burned to death next to hundreds of
rats in a catacomb, Indy can step out of the sewer and admire, "Ah,
VENICE."

W. Crack that WHIP! Indy would have been 81 years old when Devo's new
wave anthem "WHIP It!" snapped onto the charts in 1980.

X. The treasure map cliche "X marks the spot" came true for Indy in
the marble floor of a Venice library.

Y. Of the 44 made-for-TV episodes of "The YOUNG Indiana Jones
Chronicles," Harrison Ford sports a beard in his one appearance - he
filmed it during a break from "The Fugitive."

Z. If only 21st century TSA inspectors could get passengers in line
the way Indy did by throwing a Nazi officer off a ZEPPELIN and barking
two words ... "No ticket!"

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organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, "A Man Without A 
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