Okay, you asked...
The long (and completely unscripted) review is this.
No one really wanted to do this movie, from the top on down. Everyone seemed as
though they would rather have been undergoing multiple root canals that put any
conviction into their lines. The writers were all half-asleep. The director was
three-quarters of the way there. The best thing about it, overall. IT ENDED.
The short (and cpmletely scripted) review can also serve as a tagline for the
movie.
" 'Furnace'. It BURNNNNNNNNS!"
Martin (really wishing that he were trying to be funny here, because the levity
would lessen the pain)
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Subject : Re: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Date : Sun, 5 Apr 2009 14:23:00 +0000 (UTC)
From : Keith Johnson <keithbjohn...@comcast.net>
To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Let's see 'em!
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From: "Martin Baxter"
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sunday, April 5, 2009 7:40:36 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
That scene Aubrey speaks of must've been after I left the viewing area.
I tried. Really, I did. I have two reviews of it, long and short versions,
available on demand for anyone who doesn't want to be spoiled.
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Subject : Re: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Date : Sun, 5 Apr 2009 05:40:10 +0000 (UTC)
>From : Keith Johnson
To : scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
I missed it! How was it overall? That scene sounds nuts!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Aubrey Leatherwood"
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 4, 2009 10:27:44 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Please tell me that someone saw the RIDICULOUS love scene! Seriously? Michael
Paré gets the horn whenever he retells the story of the brutal death of his
family? And how did all those damn candles get lit?
Aubrey Leatherwood
www.aubreyleatherwood.com
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A tale of perfect commitment, perfect love... and perfect sex.
Available March 16, 2009 from Lyrical Press
The People You Know, The Sex They Have
ROMANTIC TIMES NOMINEE FOR BEST CONTEMPORARY EROTICA 2008
ISBN: 978-0-9818905-0-0
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
From: grayson.reyesc...@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 19:25:31 -0700
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Um... there's more? Really? It's possible he could be up to more?
Grayson Reyes-Cole
http://www.graysonreyescole.com
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original writer, and fans of dark fantasy, modern fantasy, and science fiction
will enjoy “Bright Star” . Read the full review at
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From: Keith Johnson
To: scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 4, 2009 9:06:36 PM
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Hahahahaha! That is funny! Other than acting in bad movies with fading stars
like Pare and Segal, and hitting the gym to get that prison body, what's Ja
Rule up to nowadays?
----- Original Message -----
From: "Aubrey Leatherwood"
To: scifino...@yahoogro ups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 4, 2009 10:00:40 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
I remember when Ja Rule had a number one album... nostalgia's a bitch.
Aubrey Leatherwood
www.aubreyleatherwo od.com
FaceBook * MySpace
Imperfection
A tale of perfect commitment, perfect love... and perfect sex.
Available March 16, 2009 from Lyrical Press
The People You Know, The Sex They Have
ROMANTIC TIMES NOMINEE FOR BEST CONTEMPORARY EROTICA 2008
ISBN: 978-0-9818905- 0-0
To: scifino...@yahoogro ups.com
From: KeithBJohnson@ comcast.net
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 2009 01:59:25 +0000
Subject: Re: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Wow, I didn't know Pare was in BloodRayne! How sad. I remember back when people
would speak of him in the same breath as Sean Penn, Timothy Hutton, and other
promising up and coming young men...
----- Original Message -----
From: "Aubrey Leatherwood"
To: scifino...@yahoogro ups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 4, 2009 8:10:45 AM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
Subject: RE: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Hmmm... Michael Paré... Isn't that the feller that was in BloodRayne I and
II... Uhhuh. Yep, that's the feller. I think I'd rather alternate between
working and playing that controversial Resident Evil 5.
Aubrey Leatherwood
www.aubreyleatherwo od.com
FaceBook * MySpace
Imperfection
A tale of perfect commitment, perfect love... and perfect sex.
Available March 16, 2009 from Lyrical Press
The People You Know, The Sex They Have
ROMANTIC TIMES NOMINEE FOR BEST CONTEMPORARY EROTICA 2008
ISBN: 978-0-9818905- 0-0
To: scifino...@yahoogro ups.com
From: KeithBJohnson@ comcast.net
Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2009 03:38:44 +0000
Subject: [scifinoir2] "Furnace" on SciFi Tomorrow
Hey Greyson! Hey Aubrey! Hey Adrianne and Tracey!
You say you're tired of Stephen Baldwin in SciFi movies? Well, tomorrow night,
you'll get your wish. Presenting, "Furnace", a supernatural thriller in which
inmates in a prison get immolated at the hands of a vengeful spirit. And for
your viewing pleasure, instead of Baldwin, you get Once-Upon-A- Time-Held-
Promise actor Michael Pare in the lead. That ought to please you ladies! And
helping hold down the fort--or prison--we also get treated to tough guy
Good-Actor-But- Jacked-Up- Personal- Life Tom Sizemore, whose inclusion in this
film almost saddens me more than Pare's. So much potential.
Oh--and to really give you enjoyment, rapper Ja Rule's in the cast too! Now
what more could you ask?
I know all you ladies will be glued to the screen following every move of these
hearthrobs as they solve the Myster of the Flaming Inmates!
Who needs Stephen Baldwin?
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