That one was so sweet it didn't even move the net as it sank...
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Subject : [scifinoir2] Why Condoms come in packs of 3, 6 & 12
Date : Mon, 17 Aug 2009 08:45:54 -0700 (PDT)
From : Augustus Augustus <jazzynupe_...@yahoo.com>
To : Black SciFi <blackscifihorrorfantasyc...@yahoogroups.com>
Cc : Sci Fi <scifinoir2@yahoogroups.com>
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF
3, 6, AND 12 !!!
A man walks into a drug store with his 12-year old son.
They happen to walk by
the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly
replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe
sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."
He looks over the display and
picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday,
one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied,
"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February,
one
for March......."
Fate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQdwk8Yntds
