GOD ENJOYS A GOOD
LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus
was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked
Gospel.
3. He didn't get
a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Jewish:
1. He went into
His Father's business.
2. He lived at
home until he was 33.
3. He was sure
his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine
with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
a Californian:
1. He never cut His
hair.
2. He walked
around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a
new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
an American Indian:
1. He was at
peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot
of fish.
3. He talked about
the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
was Irish:
1. He never got
married.
2. He was always
telling stories.
3. He loved green
pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd
at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying
to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when
He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
Can I get an AMEN!!
