Obama's job is already tough. :)

On Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 4:10 AM, Martin Baxter <martinbaxt...@gmail.com>wrote:

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> Heck, Mr Worf... Atlantis wouldn't have to fire a shot. Just resurface, and
> they'd flood the Coast.
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> On Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 6:52 AM, Mr. Worf <hellomahog...@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> I just hope that this doesn't turn into a east coast / Atlantis thing. It
>> could get messy. They probably already worked up over the gulf spill.
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>> On Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 3:27 AM, Martin Baxter 
>> <martinbaxt...@gmail.com>wrote:
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>>> Em might want to watch it. He could wake up one morning with a trident
>>> hand where the Sun don't shine...
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>>> On Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 3:42 AM, Mr. Worf <hellomahog...@gmail.com>wrote:
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>>>>
>>>> Aquaman: “Eminem Needs To Keep My Name Out His Mouth”
>>>> by Dick Shittman <http://theurbandaily.com/author/dick-shittman/> June
>>>> 15, 2010 1:09 pm
>>>>
>>>> [image: Aquaman & Eminem]
>>>>
>>>> *Smallville, KY*- Controversial rapper, Eminem, has set off waves
>>>> throughout the superhero world with the release his new album, *
>>>> Recovery*.
>>>>
>>>> On the song entitled “Cold Wind Blows”, Eminem takes a shot at the
>>>> resident King of Atlantis by suggesting “*I’ll be nicer to woman/When
>>>> Aquaman drowns…”. *The line is of one of many referenced directly at
>>>> superheroes ranging from Spider Man, Ghost Rider to Bruce Banner on the
>>>> *Recovery* album.
>>>>
>>>> “He needs to keep my name out of his mouth” says Aquaman from his home
>>>> in Atlantis. “It’s easy saying what he said up there” says Aqua from his
>>>> throne 10,000 feet beneath the Atlantic Ocean. “But try that s**t down
>>>> here.”
>>>>
>>>> News of the dis came as Aquaman is in the midst of dealing with the oil
>>>> spill crises in the Gulf of Mexico.  The half man/half amphibian member of
>>>> the Justice League goes further suggesting he would not refrain from using
>>>> his powers on Eminem if they were to run into each other. “I’d likely smack
>>>> the s**t out him with my hand, if I had one.” says Aqua in reference to his
>>>> missing left hand which some say is made of water and possess mystical
>>>> abilities.
>>>>
>>>> The barbs are the latest in series of headaches for the 40-something
>>>> year old member of the Justice League. The recent BP oil spill in the Gulf
>>>> of Mexico as well a pending divorce have found Aquaman going through a 
>>>> rough
>>>> patch that has many questioning his ability to perform his duties as
>>>> reigning king of the 7 seas.
>>>>
>>>> “I avoid dealing with you humans as much as possible in hopes that you
>>>> let me and my people live in peace, but this is disrespectful.”
>>>>
>>>> Aquaman (*Real name*: Arthur Curry), who’s powers include telepathy, a
>>>> healing factor, enhanced senses, super strength and extreme durability says
>>>> he has other things to worry about other than Eminem.
>>>>
>>>> “I’ve got living room filled with petroleum oil and couple of sick
>>>> dolphins in the infirmary. My wife wants half my kingdom and those geniuses
>>>> at BP have no idea what the ***k they’re doing. I don’t need this right
>>>> now.”
>>>>
>>>> [image: eminem.robin]
>>>>
>>>> A reputed comic book collector, Eminem was once rumored to be under
>>>> consideration for Teen Titans initiative, but failed to pass the necessary
>>>> requirements needed for government approval, which included a sobriety 
>>>> test.
>>>> Those in the know feel his attacks on known superheroes is a bitter 
>>>> reaction
>>>> to his past attempts at becoming a superhero, which includes a brief forays
>>>> as Robin <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY> and 
>>>> Superman<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wqbAQSISjE>
>>>> .
>>>>
>>>> “My son listens to this rap stuff says AquaMan. “I don’t need him to get
>>>> any ideas off some druggy rapper with a checkered past.”
>>>>
>>>> [image: human_torch]
>>>>
>>>> Also referenced on the song is Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four, who
>>>> seems less apprehensive regarding his mention on *Recovery.*
>>>>
>>>> “I mean, it’s Eminem dude. What do you expect? It’s nothing to lose your
>>>> chill over. I mean, the fact he mentioned me is awesome. I think Aq’ is
>>>> overreacting if you ask me.”
>>>>
>>>> [image: angry aquaman]
>>>>
>>>> “No one asked him, or cares what he has to say.” says Aqua in response
>>>> to Storm’s comments. “Torch needs to worry about his s****y movies and
>>>> keeping his family together before he can comment on my well being.”
>>>>
>>>> “*Hot headed as Ghost Rider, cold hearted as Spider-Man throwin’ a
>>>> spider in the snow.”* – “On Fire” ; Eminem
>>>>
>>>> Hood Newz attempts to reach the aforementioned heroes were met with no
>>>> comment by their respective camps.
>>>>
>>>> *Recovery* is in stores June 22 and is available on ITunes 
>>>> now<http://itunes.apple.com/us/preorder/recovery-deluxe-edition/id377454254>
>>>> .
>>>>
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>>> hell wrote the script?" -- Charles E Grant
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>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik
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> "If all the world's a stage and we are merely players, who the bloody hell
> wrote the script?" -- Charles E Grant
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik
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