7 Rappers Who Should Become Prime Ministers
By Casey Gane-McCalla
<http://theurbandaily.com/author/casey-gane-mccalla/>August 2, 2010
3:49 pm

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Given that Wyclef is planning to run for President of Haiti, isn’t it time
some other rappers start taking control of other countries? Here are seven
artists in urban entertainment who should follow Clef’s lead and try and run
their own country.

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*7. Will Smith. USA*

Obama might have beat Will to be the first Black president, but Will could
still be the first Scientologist President. Will and Jada could be the first
First Couple to have swingers parties at the White House. All jokes aside
Will is intelligent, articulate(he speaks so well) and America loves him. He
was also smart enough to be accepted to MIT. If Ronald Reagan could get two
terms from being a B-list movie star, it should be pretty easy for the Fresh
Prince to become the Fresh President.

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*6. Drake. Canada*

Drake as already said he wants to play Obama in a movie. Well maybe he
should play the real thing. Drake is clean cut and non threatening (unless
you have an underage daughter). Canadians love Drake due to his run as the
well liked popular jock turned wheel chair cripple, Jimmy Brooks on the
hugely popular Canadian teen soap opera, “Degrassi.” He should be able to
get both the white Vote and Black vote in Canada due to his biracial
heritage.

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*5. Nicki Minaj. Trinidad *

Although Nicki Minaj represents South Side queens to the fullest, she was
born in Trinidad. Trinidad has just elected their first female prime
minister. Nicki would be great to bring some well needed to tourism to
Trinidad, as she would remind the world that Trinidad is home to some of the
most beautiful women on the planet.

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*4. Fat Joe. Puerto Rico. *

Although Puerto Rico is not a country, Fat Joe should still be President. He
is tough enough, charismatic enough and popular enough to run Puerto Rico.
Any body who would dare question Fat Joe would quickly have a visit from the
Terror Squad. Fat Joe also challenged Daddy Yankee to a debate after Daddy
Yankee endorsed John McCain for President in 2008.

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*3. Slick Rick. England.*

Lets admit it, the royal family has had no swagger since Princess Diana
died. Slick Rick was born in England and is hip hop royalty. He could bring
back the era of the arrogant aristocrat that England is known for and bring
hope to the “Young World” out there and bring back the dope jewelry that
English Kings were known for.

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*2. Shyne. Belize.*

Shyne may not be able to come back to the U.S.A. but living in Belize isn’t
that bad if you got money. Shine’s father is the Prime Ministerof Belize and
he has the name recognition too. Besides what type of n-word runs for Prime
Minister of Belize (A Bad Boy). And after getting jerked by Puff, shine will
not be surprised at how the U.S. would jerk Belize.

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*1. Ziggy Marley. Jamaica.*

Ziggy Marley is Jamaican royalty and an international ambassador of reggae
music and the third world. He has already met with Obama at the white house
and countless other international figures. He would give Jamaica a good
chance of leagalizing marijuana and importing it to other countries.


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