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2005-04-10 Thread mike spangler
grt me off this boring list. PLEASEtake care,mike spangler

Re: [Chevelle-list] list , get me off/heres's your instructions*

2005-04-10 Thread rocky hill
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Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each 
component in its 
accompanying mesh safety bag. 
Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the 
perforated Gerring Mach 
77 refibulator and attach them using the 
eight-millimeter torque fork. 
Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree

angle and 
properly dispersed so that it is flush with the curved

section of the 
Pyrex thistle tube. 
Place the four sections of the triangular separation 
gear into the 
posture cylinder and lock them into place using the 
band aid adhesive strip. 
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sure that it 
seated correctly. 
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batteries in the power 
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the optional 
digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. 
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Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the 
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heater core to the on position. The on position 
has been obtained 
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the red light is 
about to go off. 
Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch 
labeled ON/OFF to 
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the system. 
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the prompt. 
Once prompted you must check the box with the 
appropriate action you 
wish to take and then press the pressure release 
button and turn off the 
compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters 
per minute. 
Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, 
number lock, escape 
and tab simultaneously. 
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procedure. 
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--- mike spangler [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
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Re: [Chevelle-list] list , get me off

2005-04-10 Thread Bill Lessenberry
At 05:40 PM 4/10/2005, you wrote:
grt me off this boring list. PLEASE
take care,mike spangler
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
To unsubscribe from this service you must first
purchase a
Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation
Unit. The unit can be
obtained from most hardware stores and dental clinics.
Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate the
unit from the
Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the Food and Drug
Administration in
Washington D.C. USA.
Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each
component in its
accompanying mesh safety bag.
Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the
perforated Gerring Mach
77 refibulator and attach them using the
eight-millimeter torque fork.
Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 degree
angle and
properly dispersed so that it is flush with the curved
section of the
Pyrex thistle tube.
Place the four sections of the triangular separation
gear into the
posture cylinder and lock them into place using the
band aid adhesive strip.
Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, making
sure that it
seated correctly.
Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt
batteries in the power
chamber.
The device should be calibrated before operation using
the optional
digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation.
Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic
combustion service
chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced
tungsten igniter
control module and quickly turn the inverter drive to
28.6 degrees.
Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
Cancellation Unit upside
down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce
ball-peen hammer while
shaking the unit vigorously.
Force open the door to the incineration valve
compartment and set the
pressure gauge to 719 psi.
Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape.
The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready
to use.
Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable
Subscription
Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a
height of 229 feet
above sea level to insure that the unit receives the
proper oxygen level
and barometric pressure.
Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to
within the
parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and
apply pressure to
the wing shaft on the southern most section of the
modular accelerator.
Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the
unit, rotate the
heater core to the on position. The on position
has been obtained
when the green light begins to flash, signifying that
the red light is
about to go off.
Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch
labeled ON/OFF to
the ON position and count to 47 before logging on to
the system.
Logon using your username and password and wait for
the prompt.
Once prompted you must check the box with the
appropriate action you
wish to take and then press the pressure release
button and turn off the
compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters
per minute.
Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift,
number lock, escape
and tab simultaneously.
Press enter. You will have one second to complete the
procedure.
If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed,
simply purchase a new
Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation
Unit and start from
the beginning.
Please remember that this is the only way we will
accept for you to
unsubscribe from this service.
We have made every attempt to simplify the procedure
for your
convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe
policy will result
in immediate termination of your subscription so
please follow the above
directions closely
Regards
The Chevelle List



Re: [Chevelle-list] list , get me off

2005-04-10 Thread Bill Lessenberry
At 05:40 PM 4/10/2005, you wrote:
grt me off this boring list. PLEASE
take care,mike spangler

OOPS, so sorry, Rocky beat me to it.



Re: [Chevelle-list] list , get me off

2005-04-10 Thread J. Brady
Sorry to see someone in such a hurry to leave-  It
only took me 2 yrs to get back on..   8^]


--- Bill Lessenberry [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 At 05:40 PM 4/10/2005, you wrote:
 grt me off this boring list. PLEASE
 
 
 take care,mike spangler
 
 
 OOPS, so sorry, Rocky beat me to it.
 
 
 
 



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