Final solutions (was Re: Trials for those undermining the war effort)

2003-03-31 Thread Major Variola (ret)
At 01:34 PM 3/30/03 -0500, stuart wrote:
On Sunday, March 30, 2003, Harmon Seaver came up with this...
HS Too bad the Romans didn't finish the job of feeding that lot to
the lions
HS a couple of milleniums ago.


A similarly open-minded friend once commented (far too loudly
in a cafe) that exact sentiment --if you're going to invade, kill
em all, or deal with centuries of violence.

After realizing the clarity of this, I did come up with a softer
solution.  Forced reloaction  interbreeding is likely to 1. destroy
territorial histories and 2. eliminate strong physical and cultural
differences.
Move all the Irish to Palestine (give 'em plenty of sunblock),
move all the Palestinians  Zionists to Ireland, and have the
A-type male teens school with B-type female teens.

Banning (or agglomerating or replacing historic) religions is likely to
help too.


Encouraging the imperial persecution of a religious minority?

Religions are terrorist weapons, dude.



Re: Final solutions (was Re: Trials for those undermining the war effort)

2003-03-31 Thread Thomas Shaddack
On Mon, 31 Mar 2003, Harmon Seaver wrote:
 I still think the best solution is just huge tanker planes full of LSD
 spraying combative groups/areas once a week.

Actually, LSD was considered as an incapacitating chemical weapon. Another
psychedelic, 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate, aka BZ, was even weaponized into
an actual chemical munition. For more details, see
http://www.mitretek.org/home.nsf/homelandsecurity/PsychoAgents

Maybe it would be enough to convince the generals (or, better, force
Rumsfeld) to smoke grass. Could make them more peaceful...