Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Hi Ken, Wow! I'm glad that was only a game. Maintenance would have a fit fixing up my apartment. BFN Jim Why did the bird cross the kitchen? Too eat, too eat! j...@kitchensinc.net http://www.kitchensinc.net (440) 286-6920 Chardon Ohio USA --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
lol. that is cool. 4/2011, you wrote: Games we'd like to play. Kitchen Sink. Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink? Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game. You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys or your mouse! And best of all, it's free! So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs, Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water. smiles, April fool! Phil --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Well I must admit we were board so we did all that. What else were we supposed to do? do what you said and clean it. Yeah right. - Original Message - From: "The Addictor" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 8:15 PM Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Hey Jim, Should have told us that before I released the game. Now, some destructive punks have gotten hold of it, and have squirted your burners full of hot water, and also blown up the microwave oven by putting a large metal pan inside it and turning it on. They blew up the toaster, spraying it and watching the sparks fly as its lever was pressed down. Oh yeah, and they also put a set of glasses in your garbage disposal and turned it on, delighting in the loud crunching grinding noise. Feeling still bored, they filled your blender with eggs and turned it on puree. Then they dumped a sack of flour down the toilet and flushed repeatedly, and your whole house is flooded, just in time to accommodate the large gator they brought in. Phew! I'm glad it was just a game, and an April Fools game at that! Ken Downey The Addictor www.TheAddictor.com - Original Message - From: "Jim Kitchen" To: "The Addictor" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 4:46 PM Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Hi Ken, Cool! I no longer will have to do dishes! Because of your game every one is going to be doing my dishes for me. Oh wait, I do not do dishes now, because I have a counter top dish washer on the counter next to my kitchen sink rather than a drain board. Still though, A cool game idea. TGIF and BFN Jim It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. j...@kitchensinc.net http://www.kitchensinc.net (440) 286-6920 Chardon Ohio USA --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Hey Jim, Should have told us that before I released the game. Now, some destructive punks have gotten hold of it, and have squirted your burners full of hot water, and also blown up the microwave oven by putting a large metal pan inside it and turning it on. They blew up the toaster, spraying it and watching the sparks fly as its lever was pressed down. Oh yeah, and they also put a set of glasses in your garbage disposal and turned it on, delighting in the loud crunching grinding noise. Feeling still bored, they filled your blender with eggs and turned it on puree. Then they dumped a sack of flour down the toilet and flushed repeatedly, and your whole house is flooded, just in time to accommodate the large gator they brought in. Phew! I'm glad it was just a game, and an April Fools game at that! Ken Downey The Addictor www.TheAddictor.com - Original Message - From: "Jim Kitchen" To: "The Addictor" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 4:46 PM Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Hi Ken, Cool! I no longer will have to do dishes! Because of your game every one is going to be doing my dishes for me. Oh wait, I do not do dishes now, because I have a counter top dish washer on the counter next to my kitchen sink rather than a drain board. Still though, A cool game idea. TGIF and BFN Jim It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. j...@kitchensinc.net http://www.kitchensinc.net (440) 286-6920 Chardon Ohio USA --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Hi Ken, Cool! I no longer will have to do dishes! Because of your game every one is going to be doing my dishes for me. Oh wait, I do not do dishes now, because I have a counter top dish washer on the counter next to my kitchen sink rather than a drain board. Still though, A cool game idea. TGIF and BFN Jim It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. j...@kitchensinc.net http://www.kitchensinc.net (440) 286-6920 Chardon Ohio USA --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Hi Phil, Darn you! now you have spoiled the surprise of the next free Kitchensinc free game. - Original Message - Games we'd like to play. Kitchen Sink. Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink? Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game. You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys or your mouse! And best of all, it's free! So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs, Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water. smiles, April fool! Phil Jim Noah built the Ark, and only April fools did not get on board. j...@kitchensinc.net http://www.kitchensinc.net (440) 286-6920 Chardon Ohio USA --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Thats even funnier! bonus level make the game, make th e game, - Original Message - From: "Lori Duncan" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 10:52 AM Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Lol Phil and there was me thinking my joke of dropping a plastic eyeball into my sister's cup of tea was funny. Ah well can't win um all. - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:06 PM Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Games we'd like to play. Kitchen Sink. Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink? Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game. You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys or your mouse! And best of all, it's free! So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs, Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water. smiles, April fool! Phil --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
lol same here. - Original Message - From: "Bryan Mckinnish" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 9:14 AM Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Lol. I can make it if you want it to be a reality. lol. Bgw, I'm getting sort of hooked on bgt. I made a board game in it. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Lol Phil and there was me thinking my joke of dropping a plastic eyeball into my sister's cup of tea was funny. Ah well can't win um all. - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Friday, April 01, 2011 2:06 PM Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game Games we'd like to play. Kitchen Sink. Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink? Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game. You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys or your mouse! And best of all, it's free! So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs, Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water. smiles, April fool! Phil --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Hey Phil, You forgot about the bonus level. After you've had a few drinks of Jim's cold water, you have to do his dishes. Too much soap and bubbles flood the floor. Too little and you've wasted your time. Get it just right though, and you can get those dishes clean--scrubbing by moving the mouse vigorously back and forth, spraying the sprayer at them with the right mouse button. And, if you do a real good job, Jim might even give you the privelege of putting oold leftovers down his garbage disposal! --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Lol. I can make it if you want it to be a reality. lol. Bgw, I'm getting sort of hooked on bgt. I made a board game in it. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
[Audyssey] Kitchen Sink game
Games we'd like to play. Kitchen Sink. Have you ever wanted to hear the real Kitchen sink? Now you can with Jim Kitchen's sink game. You get to turn his hot and cold water taps on and off with your arrow keys or your mouse! And best of all, it's free! So when you're tired of beating up aliens and steeling eggs, Just turn on Kitchen's sink for a refreshing drink of cool water. smiles, April fool! Phil --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
Nice one Phil. I have most of your game ideas logged. Would be awesome if someone decided to code any of these On 5/28/09, jason wrote: > hay Phil that's a funny one. > > > Sincerely, > Jason known as Blind Fury > windowslive contact kb3...@msn.com > skype contact kb3icc > - Original Message - > From: "Phil Vlasak" > To: "Gamers Discussion list" > Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:39 AM > Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink, > > >> Games we'd like to play, >> Kitchen Sink, >> by Phil Vlasak >> In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, >> willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. >> His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting >> items, >> such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, >> and skillets with baked on hamburger grease. >> He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering >> stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee >> pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers. >> >> He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right >> control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, >> then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. >> He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid >> egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. >> If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, >> he must face his greatest challenge. >> Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. >> >> >> --- >> Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >> If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to >> gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. >> You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >> http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >> All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >> http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. >> If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the >> list, >> please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. > -- msn oriol_gs...@hotmail.com --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
hay Phil that's a funny one. Sincerely, Jason known as Blind Fury windowslive contact kb3...@msn.com skype contact kb3icc - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 8:39 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink, Games we'd like to play, Kitchen Sink, by Phil Vlasak In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items, such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and skillets with baked on hamburger grease. He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers. He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, he must face his greatest challenge. Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
This game sounds too funny. We got to have a good reward at the end of all that washing. -Original Message- From: gamers-boun...@audyssey.org [mailto:gamers-boun...@audyssey.org] On Behalf Of Phil Vlasak Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 6:09 PM To: Gamers Discussion list Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink, Games we'd like to play, Kitchen Sink, by Phil Vlasak In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items, such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and skillets with baked on hamburger grease. He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers. He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, he must face his greatest challenge. Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink
Hi Phil, That's pretty good. A bit ironic though as I hate washing dishes. Marcie had me buy a counter top dish washer. I love it. No more lab experiments in the sink. Most people think that it is a large microwave when they see it, but it does the job. BFN Jim Why did the bird cross the kitchen? Too eat, too eat! j...@kitchensinc.net http://www.kitchensinc.net (440) 286-6920 Chardon Ohio USA --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
Hi Shaun, The reason I don't create the games mentioned in Phil's Funnies, is, time, time, time. I wrote that one in about five minutes and although it would be easy to create the sound effects it would take much longer to create a game of doing dishes. But since there is no copyright on a dish washing game, anyone who is interested in the idea can create it. Phil - Original Message - From: "shaun everiss" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 9:59 PM Subject: Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink, phill you really need to make some of these funnies into actual games, just for laughs. I mean text messages are good but interactive games like this, oh man. lol. At 12:39 a.m. 28/05/2009, you wrote: Games we'd like to play, Kitchen Sink, by Phil Vlasak In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items, such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and skillets with baked on hamburger grease. He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers. He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, he must face his greatest challenge. Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.339 / Virus Database: 270.12.42/2137 - Release Date: 05/27/09 07:50:00 --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
phill you really need to make some of these funnies into actual games, just for laughs. I mean text messages are good but interactive games like this, oh man. lol. At 12:39 a.m. 28/05/2009, you wrote: >Games we'd like to play, >Kitchen Sink, >by Phil Vlasak >In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, >willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. >His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items, >such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and >skillets with baked on hamburger grease. >He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove >fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee pots, and >containers filled with rotten chicken livers. > >He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control >keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, >then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. >He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg >salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. >If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, >he must face his greatest challenge. >Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. > > >--- >Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org >If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. >You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at >http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. >All messages are archived and can be searched and read at >http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. >If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, >please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
Re: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
Can this game be found at www.kitchen sink.net? Note the spelling. --- Shepherds are the best beasts. - Original Message - From: "Phil Vlasak" To: "Gamers Discussion list" Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 5:39 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Kitchen Sink, Games we'd like to play, Kitchen Sink, by Phil Vlasak In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items, such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and skillets with baked on hamburger grease. He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers. He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, he must face his greatest challenge. Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
[Audyssey] Kitchen Sink,
Games we'd like to play, Kitchen Sink, by Phil Vlasak In this fast action game, you Are Jim, a daring dish washer, willing to risk everything to clean his sink of dirty dishes. His mission will not be an easy one. He must face several disgusting items, such as plates covered with week old Pizza slices, burnt oatmeal bowls, and skillets with baked on hamburger grease. He must avoid such deadly traps as pots of boiling donut oil, towering stove fires, sharp metal corn on the cob spikes, deep crud lined coffee pots, and containers filled with rotten chicken livers. He will have to pick up each dirty dish, then using the left and right control keys, scrub it with a steel wool pad, then rinse it under water and stack each neatly in the drainer. He will also discover dropped egg shells and coffee grounds, and putrid egg salad sandwiches left behind the couch by previous guests. If Jim makes it through the whole stack of dishes, he must face his greatest challenge. Washing his stack of dirty clothes by hand. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gam...@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.