[RollTideFan] Deere VO Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Pat Smoot
 Three Black Ladies

Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.

 The first lady said, I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some
hot pink panties before I gets on that plane.

 Why you gonna wear dat? the other two asked. The first replied, Cause,
if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
gonna find me first.

 The second lady says, Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
panties.

 Why you gonna wear dat? the others asked. The second lady answered:
Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the
ocean, dey can see me first.

 The third old lady says, Well, I'm not going to wear any panties...

 What? No panties?! the others said in disbelief. Dat's right; you heard
me. I'm not wearing any panties, the third lady said, cause if dis plane
goes down, dey always look for dat black box first





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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Jeff Todd
Thay God knows, woman ...

Slef E. :)

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Subject: [RollTideFan] Deere VO  Sleffie


 Three Black Ladies

 Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.

  The first lady said, I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some
 hot pink panties before I gets on that plane.

  Why you gonna wear dat? the other two asked. The first replied, Cause,
 if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
 gonna find me first.

  The second lady says, Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange
 panties.

  Why you gonna wear dat? the others asked. The second lady answered:
 Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I'm floating butt-up in the
 ocean, dey can see me first.

  The third old lady says, Well, I'm not going to wear any panties...

  What? No panties?! the others said in disbelief. Dat's right; you heard
 me. I'm not wearing any panties, the third lady said, cause if dis plane
 goes down, dey always look for dat black box first





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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread kr10
I've tole this sorty beef or I think.

Years ago on the TV show 'Password' there was a black lady who was trying to guess the 
password.  The celebrity on the show knew the password was Deer.  So he/she (I donut 
recall the gender) gave the contestant a clue.

The celebrity looked at the word and thought...  

After much consideration he/she said Doe

The black lady immediately said KNOB!

heh...

kurt


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Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO Sleffie

2004-02-08 Thread Jeff Todd
RACIST!

Slef E.

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Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2004 9:47 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Deere VO  Sleffie


 I've tole this sorty beef or I think.

 Years ago on the TV show 'Password' there was a black lady who was trying to guess 
 the
password.  The celebrity on the show knew the password was Deer.  So he/she (I donut 
recall the
gender) gave the contestant a clue.

 The celebrity looked at the word and thought...

 After much consideration he/she said Doe

 The black lady immediately said KNOB!

 heh...

 kurt


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