Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?
mos wrote: Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3: The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story When the problem gets fixed, I assume you will announce, "Ah, the renowned Tholian punctuality." Gerry - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] -
Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?
Let me get this straight: there are no email filters on the Enterprise? They've figured out how to travel at Warp 9, but can't automatically delete messages sent from "sqlite-users@sqlite.org"? I'd say they got what they deserved. Jason On Aug 13, 2007, at 4:04 PM, mos wrote: Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3: The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story Kirk and the ship are trapped in a parallel universe by the weakening of the surrounding fabric of space, and the computer calculates that the next time of spatial interphase will occur in two hours. Meanwhile, the crew of the Enterprise begins suffering from a state of insanity caused by an out of control SQLite email server that is still out of control some 500 years later. 21st century man could not stop the out of control SQLite email server so they decided to beam the messages out into space where it could do no harm. Little did they realize some 500 years later the messages would encounter the star ship Enterprise. Chekov must be put under restraint as he tries unsuccessfully to stop the flow of unwanted e-mails from overpowering the Enterprise's main computer bank. Spock starts to sob uncontrollably when he realizes his mind meld with the renegade SQLite email system is totally futile and has no hope of rationalizing with it. Eventually the entire crew has to be put away in a home for the emailed insane at the nearest star base. Mike At 04:33 PM 8/13/2007, you wrote: Oh Great! Now, you're stuck too? I hate to tell ya, but it seems like we've become victims of a technical support black hole.* You see, there appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function. Their response *may* be to fix the software, or start using different software. But I envision - NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech support fix: When enough of us complain often enough, they might tell us to re-install our e-mail client. Or they will remove us from the list by hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions. I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) . ( Muttering to self: Dumb cockpit error. ) Oh, and don't come back until you get someone to show you how to send e-mails. Please tip your Waiters, etc. Goodnight. 8-) I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer.Did you bring any food? I got a soda. *Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and material which may be insulting to tech-people. Do not take seriously. mos <[EMAIL PROTECTED] m> To 08/13/2007 04:07 cc PM Subject [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from Please respond to his group? <[EMAIL PROTECTED] ite.org> I've sent half a dozen emails to this address "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" over the past few days and I'm still getting email. Is there a trick to it? Mike > - >To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - -- --- To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- --- - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] -
Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?
Star Trek Epsiode 64, Season 3: The Tholian Web - The Real Unpublished Story Kirk and the ship are trapped in a parallel universe by the weakening of the surrounding fabric of space, and the computer calculates that the next time of spatial interphase will occur in two hours. Meanwhile, the crew of the Enterprise begins suffering from a state of insanity caused by an out of control SQLite email server that is still out of control some 500 years later. 21st century man could not stop the out of control SQLite email server so they decided to beam the messages out into space where it could do no harm. Little did they realize some 500 years later the messages would encounter the star ship Enterprise. Chekov must be put under restraint as he tries unsuccessfully to stop the flow of unwanted e-mails from overpowering the Enterprise's main computer bank. Spock starts to sob uncontrollably when he realizes his mind meld with the renegade SQLite email system is totally futile and has no hope of rationalizing with it. Eventually the entire crew has to be put away in a home for the emailed insane at the nearest star base. Mike At 04:33 PM 8/13/2007, you wrote: Oh Great! Now, you're stuck too? I hate to tell ya, but it seems like we've become victims of a technical support black hole.* You see, there appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function. Their response *may* be to fix the software, or start using different software. But I envision - NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech support fix: When enough of us complain often enough, they might tell us to re-install our e-mail client. Or they will remove us from the list by hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions. I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) .( Muttering to self: Dumb cockpit error. ) Oh, and don't come back until you get someone to show you how to send e-mails. Please tip your Waiters, etc. Goodnight. 8-) I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer.Did you bring any food? I got a soda. *Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and material which may be insulting to tech-people. Do not take seriously. mos <[EMAIL PROTECTED] m> To 08/13/2007 04:07 cc PM Subject [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from Please respond to his group? <[EMAIL PROTECTED] ite.org> I've sent half a dozen emails to this address "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" over the past few days and I'm still getting email. Is there a trick to it? Mike >- >To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] >- - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] -
RE: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?
I don't think Dr. Hipp has a tech support center ;). Be patent. In my experience, he reads these emails and will fix whatever needs fixing on his end. Shawn M. Downey MPR Associates 10 Maxwell Drive, Suite 204 Clifton Park, New York 12065 518-831-7544 (work) 860-508-5015 (cell) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, August 13, 2007 5:34 PM To: sqlite-users@sqlite.org Subject: Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group? Oh Great! Now, you're stuck too? I hate to tell ya, but it seems like we've become victims of a technical support black hole.* You see, there appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function. Their response *may* be to fix the software, or start using different software. But I envision - NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech support fix: When enough of us complain often enough, they might tell us to re-install our e-mail client. Or they will remove us from the list by hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions. I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) .( Muttering to self: Dumb cockpit error. ) Oh, and don't come back until you get someone to show you how to send e-mails. Please tip your Waiters, etc. Goodnight. 8-) I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer. Did you bring any food? I got a soda. *Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and material which may be insulting to tech-people. Do not take seriously. mos <[EMAIL PROTECTED] m> To 08/13/2007 04:07 cc PM Subject [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from Please respond to his group? <[EMAIL PROTECTED] ite.org> I've sent half a dozen emails to this address "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" over the past few days and I'm still getting email. Is there a trick to it? Mike >--- >-- >To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] >--- >-- - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] -
Re: [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from his group?
Oh Great! Now, you're stuck too? I hate to tell ya, but it seems like we've become victims of a technical support black hole.* You see, there appears to be a "bug" in the unsubscribe function. Their response *may* be to fix the software, or start using different software. But I envision - NOT because of any prior experience with this group - the more typical tech support fix: When enough of us complain often enough, they might tell us to re-install our e-mail client. Or they will remove us from the list by hand, while asking why these dumb users can't follow simple instructions. I mean, if you were bright enough to get on..8-) .( Muttering to self: Dumb cockpit error. ) Oh, and don't come back until you get someone to show you how to send e-mails. Please tip your Waiters, etc. Goodnight. 8-) I hope one of your neighbors has a key, so your pet doesn't suffer.Did you bring any food? I got a soda. *Note this response may contain mild humor, satire, half truths, and material which may be insulting to tech-people. Do not take seriously. mos <[EMAIL PROTECTED] m> To 08/13/2007 04:07 cc PM Subject [sqlite] How to unsubscribe from Please respond to his group? <[EMAIL PROTECTED] ite.org> I've sent half a dozen emails to this address "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" over the past few days and I'm still getting email. Is there a trick to it? Mike >- >To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] >- - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] - - To unsubscribe, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] -