Bad Breath link

2007-02-23 Thread Helen Bridwell

new reading on the bad site.  sophie
robinson, part dot, part hotcrossbun.

http://badpress.infinology.net

x

NB: sophie is the car sounds.  the
girl words is just background noise.


Bad Press 5.X

2007-01-24 Thread Helen Bridwell

everybody's cup of tea #1

Stephen & Barbara Moore Vincent
Tim Morris
Alison Croggon
Frances Kruk
Baudelaire trans. Sean Bonney
Horace trans. Tim Atkins
Miscellany

http://badpress.infinology.net/serials/version5.htm

£3/€6/$8/swap

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lists you're on that might be interested

xJ


London Reading

2006-12-08 Thread Helen Bridwell

this friday, yt communication invades crossing tha
line, at the Plough on Museum Street, 7.30-9.00, and
says these words:::

Sean Bonney, Frances Kruk, Jow Lindsay

Frances only there in voice form cos of temporary
problems with the Atlantic Ocean. further
manifestations plotted for the new year. watch this
space.

http://www.myspace.com/franciscrot


BAD PRESS

2006-09-10 Thread Helen Bridwell

The Gospel makes clear our chances.  here's Insteadery w/ bells on.

http://badpress.infinology.net/serials/version4.htm

FOURTEEN months after the last issue ... SIX months after we were good
to go ...

Your chance to own the hard-to-find Princess Diana commemorative Bad
Press Serials Version 4.X, aka _Eyes Monthly_ #1.  With tributes from
Sean Bonney, Marianne Morris, Tom Raworth, and others, including Sean
Bonney.  For a limited time this elegant, highly-collectible item is
available at its introductory price (£39.99 payable monthly over five
months).  You pay nothing now.  £3.

I have one here with me.  it recommends to a friend: She should
sabotage their face . . .

"uh, ok."

http://badpress.infinology.net/serials/version4.htm

then what?  Kaia Sand, heart on a tripod, Marianne Morris, Commedia
dell'arte, Tom Raworth, Caller excerpt, Sandy Baldwin, 5 mild
obscenities they remove each other's clothing, Lanny Quarles, Sargasso
and Spandex, Youngblood's Court de Walg, Andrew Zurcher, Sinis (the
next titillating episode), Ron Don Paste, unacceptable poetomachia
(craven in nature), Sean Bonney, six visualish poems, Chris Paul,
Truth Serum vs. Erroneous Shit: a faultline encyclopedia in 27 parts,
then ads, a miscellany wherein reports on Cork Soundeye 2006, ePoetry
2005, Simon Jarvis's Unconditional extravaganza from Barque Press, &
bits & bobs ...

http://badpress.infinology.net/serials/version4.htm

Our contributor's bodies, & environments.  KAIA SAND: She turned up in
A WORLD OF SHRIEKING FAT.  Her decision, versified.  RON 'DON' PASTE:
Scots steel tempoed wi Irish lyre.  SEAN BONNEY Inconvenient?  ANDREW
ZURCHER -- His new poem, "My Sinuses", well-received . . . so lulled
are its readers with Lady Diana commemorative congition.  TOM RAWORTH
HAS SACKED HIS NIPPLES "they had been warned innumberable times."
BONUS: no new episode,
titillating, by ANONYMOUS of PHLEGM. "My GOD, what are you DOING,
CHRIS PAUL?"   "something I should have done a long time ago." LANNY
QUARLES: His new poem, "The Sargasso and Spandex", well-received
e.g. "Assault by catapult jellyfish should only be attempt on
important objectives unobtainable by other forms of operations.  It is
important that all the conditions be met.  1 INTELLIGENCE 2
SUPERIORITY OF NUMBERS 3 GROUND SUPPORT as a rule of thumb the
jellyfish should be supported no later that 48 hours.  otherwise
inconvenience reign."  THE MISCELLANY: the police observe the
nether-feather, but the plucky Miscellany HOCKS UP her egg.  Misses
Blair but still.  MARIANNE MORRIS - met the man one once.  Separates
out his _verba_ and _res_.  like egg salad.  SANDY BALDWIN: pincer out
his nails stops his chewing them no use; midnight in the Bad Press
Office, crunch crunch over the empty Tupperware . . . [sadly] those
gory Plectrums offa the spectrum.  offa the spectrum.  Roll credits.
When you think about BAD PRESS SERIALS 4 publicity material
a cloven pine melts.  ANDREW ZURCHER: trees fold down.  "I know they
do.  I know they do."

http://badpress.infinology.net/serials/version4.htm

[1] In John Dryden's retelling of _The Tempest_, ARIEL meets SINIS on
law conversion course.  badpress.infinology.net

http://badpress.infinology.net/serials/version4.htm


undelete heart

2006-07-17 Thread Helen Bridwell

one hundred forty-one white horses rot



the voice returned to the whirlwind
set your phasers to demur and train them
upon that petite ash locust again.  leaps
cave in arrow,
there

salt water fairies
high in the crags
thuggish deer
spit on him the King of Bullets.
back planet, named Dromedary


called Dogman
aching silhouette
lifting dwarfen fires up on his spade

hops, swirling gun
King of Bullets
silhouettes of Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israël
broccoli hyena

bootblack goitre, it's hot
slept on roof
doily flypapers I neutralise cynically with dew, the summer
of our discontent,  my love

I lay past your possessions
wracked by a tenseless cupid
I called you "bun"


will I ever live again?
as a corroding yawn
or a rooster, or a hen
or a broccoli lion, or a wren what to do?
or do or it the do it a
what or do it a the a it
it and it or it it or it and the
what or it or a it the or it what
consorts with weapons?
rub shoulders with filthiest
Sheet Lightning Boomerang
cashiers, white-washed shoulder touch to hers, or an
uncompromising
jester-domino or a fly

amaze, engrafted acne
Mescalene Fairy Ring,
clouds do cover the sense

I was also the wee loophole in the rain
do not go that way if you can, or go, "no . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .  no –"