WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
Cash, check or
Lots of oldies recently, some of them funny even after all those
years... :)
From: M.D.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The
puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Another one dusted off to good purpose :)
From: M.C.
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped with my new
