Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-20 Thread southernoutpost
What about branded bouncing b*tches bopping to Bill Webbs beats whilst  
blowing 'bama's bail out bills?


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On Mar 20, 2009, at 9:04 AM, Frank Glazer  wrote:


hey wait isn't that what i just said?

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 11:40 AM, david smith  
 wrote:


What about scantly clad paxahau branded b__hes hired to dance in  
the crowd?  --now thats aggressive marketing. I'd like to see some  
furries hired to dance on stage with some JEEP flags waving and  
Chrysler beach ball tossing.  --wait the prototype leaked already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4yxMbH6rE


On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:58 AM, Frank Glazer  
 wrote:


i am definitely not against scantily clad hos as a rule, i'm more
against the idea of paxahau a$$-branded b*tches, seen?

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:45 AM,
wrote:
I like scantily clad ho's virtually anytime. Actually I can't  
think of

anytime that im not really into scantilly clad ho's. Honestly.
But im just a simple man who also laughs when someone says  
"scantily clad".

A





On Fri, March 20, 2009 10:09 am, Frank Glazer wrote:
if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on  
stage at

the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:

I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced
intelligently?


-Original Message-
From: Frank Glazer 
To: poivren...@aim.com
Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF  
line-ups


exactly

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:

Why?


-Original Message-
From: Frank Glazer 
To: kent williams 
Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF  
line-ups


don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front  
of the

djs.

On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams >

wrote:

DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long  
as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum  
Village, but not

a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either  
Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right  
and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g.  
Tortoise and

Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g.  
Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if  
he's

still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city  
of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good  
music,

for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they  
release

under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna  
Bullsh1t DJs.


Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic  
integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only  
rightful place

for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.





--
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479




--
peace,

frank

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Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479




--
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com










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frank

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--
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frank

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Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-20 Thread david smith
I reworked your idea with Southern Outpost's

"to Frank, kent, list
DO have more people in fluro, furry and baggy clothing w/ oversized hats.

;)"

--furries belong behind fences, its a win win, they get to enjoy their
twisted role playing in front of a massive crowd with zoo-rave fantasy
and they can stay the heck away from me when I am doing dj assaults
with branded groupies.

--no pun intended with zoorave, the widely distributed rave
compilation series from the mid90s

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:04 PM, Frank Glazer  wrote:
>
> hey wait isn't that what i just said?
>
> On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 11:40 AM, david smith  wrote:
> >
> > What about scantly clad paxahau branded b__hes hired to dance in the crowd? 
> >  --now thats aggressive marketing. I'd like to see some furries hired to 
> > dance on stage with some JEEP flags waving and Chrysler beach ball tossing. 
> >  --wait the prototype leaked already: 
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4yxMbH6rE
> >
> > On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:58 AM, Frank Glazer  wrote:
> >>
> >> i am definitely not against scantily clad hos as a rule, i'm more
> >> against the idea of paxahau a$$-branded b*tches, seen?
> >>
> >> On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:45 AM,   wrote:
> >> > I like scantily clad ho's virtually anytime. Actually I can't think of
> >> > anytime that im not really into scantilly clad ho's. Honestly.
> >> > But im just a simple man who also laughs when someone says "scantily 
> >> > clad".
> >> > A
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > On Fri, March 20, 2009 10:09 am, Frank Glazer wrote:
> >> >> if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on stage at
> >> >> the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.
> >> >>
> >> >> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:
> >> >>> I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced
> >> >>> intelligently?
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> -Original Message-
> >> >>> From: Frank Glazer 
> >> >>> To: poivren...@aim.com
> >> >>> Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
> >> >>> Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
> >> >>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
> >> >>>
> >> >>> exactly
> >> >>>
> >> >>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
> >> >>>> Why?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> -Original Message-
> >> >>>> From: Frank Glazer 
> >> >>>> To: kent williams 
> >> >>>> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
> >> >>>> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
> >> >>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the
> >> >>>> djs.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
> >> >>>> 
> >> >>>> wrote:
> >> >>>>> DO:
> >> >>>>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
> >> >>>>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but 
> >> >>>>> not
> >> >>>>> a Detroit Polka band.
> >> >>>>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
> >> >>>>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
> >> >>>>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
> >> >>>>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
> >> >>>>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
> >> >>>>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
> >> >>>>> still feeling bashful.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> DON'T:
> >> >>>>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
> >> >>>>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
> >> >>>>> for that matter.
> >> >>>>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
> >> >>>>> under their names.
> >> >>>>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
> >> >>>>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
> >> >>>>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> --
> >> >>>> peace,
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> frank
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> 
> >> >>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>> --
> >> >>> peace,
> >> >>>
> >> >>> frank
> >> >>>
> >> >>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
> >> >>>
> >> >>> 
> >> >>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> --
> >> >> peace,
> >> >>
> >> >> frank
> >> >>
> >> >> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> peace,
> >>
> >> frank
> >>
> >> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
> >
>
>
>
> --
> peace,
>
> frank
>
> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-20 Thread Frank Glazer
hey wait isn't that what i just said?

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 11:40 AM, david smith  wrote:
>
> What about scantly clad paxahau branded b__hes hired to dance in the crowd?  
> --now thats aggressive marketing. I'd like to see some furries hired to dance 
> on stage with some JEEP flags waving and Chrysler beach ball tossing.  --wait 
> the prototype leaked already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4yxMbH6rE
>
> On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:58 AM, Frank Glazer  wrote:
>>
>> i am definitely not against scantily clad hos as a rule, i'm more
>> against the idea of paxahau a$$-branded b*tches, seen?
>>
>> On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:45 AM,   wrote:
>> > I like scantily clad ho's virtually anytime. Actually I can't think of
>> > anytime that im not really into scantilly clad ho's. Honestly.
>> > But im just a simple man who also laughs when someone says "scantily clad".
>> > A
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > On Fri, March 20, 2009 10:09 am, Frank Glazer wrote:
>> >> if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on stage at
>> >> the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.
>> >>
>> >> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:
>> >>> I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced
>> >>> intelligently?
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> -Original Message-
>> >>> From: Frank Glazer 
>> >>> To: poivren...@aim.com
>> >>> Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
>> >>> Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
>> >>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>> >>>
>> >>> exactly
>> >>>
>> >>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
>> >>>> Why?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> -Original Message-
>> >>>> From: Frank Glazer 
>> >>>> To: kent williams 
>> >>>> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
>> >>>> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
>> >>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>> >>>>
>> >>>> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the
>> >>>> djs.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
>> >>>> wrote:
>> >>>>> DO:
>> >>>>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>> >>>>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>> >>>>> a Detroit Polka band.
>> >>>>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>> >>>>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>> >>>>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>> >>>>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>> >>>>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>> >>>>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>> >>>>> still feeling bashful.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> DON'T:
>> >>>>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>> >>>>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>> >>>>> for that matter.
>> >>>>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>> >>>>> under their names.
>> >>>>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>> >>>>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>> >>>>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> --
>> >>>> peace,
>> >>>>
>> >>>> frank
>> >>>>
>> >>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>> >>>>
>> >>>> 
>> >>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> --
>> >>> peace,
>> >>>
>> >>> frank
>> >>>
>> >>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>> >>>
>> >>> 
>> >>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> peace,
>> >>
>> >> frank
>> >>
>> >> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> peace,
>>
>> frank
>>
>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>



--
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-20 Thread djwillweb
I would have to say that I would not mind having scantily clad ladies 
dancing in front of me. As a matter of fact I would welcome that with open 
arms and room keys.


Will

- Original Message - 
From: "Frank Glazer" 

To: "kent williams" 
Cc: "list 313" <313@hyperreal.org>
Sent: Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:58 PM
Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups


don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the djs.

On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams  
wrote:

DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists. Genre not important as long as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music. E.g. Tortoise and
Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.

Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK. But the only rightful place
for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.





--
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com



Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Frank Glazer
i am definitely not against scantily clad hos as a rule, i'm more
against the idea of paxahau a$$-branded b*tches, seen?

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:45 AM,   wrote:
> I like scantily clad ho's virtually anytime. Actually I can't think of
> anytime that im not really into scantilly clad ho's. Honestly.
> But im just a simple man who also laughs when someone says "scantily clad".
> A
>
>
>
>
>
> On Fri, March 20, 2009 10:09 am, Frank Glazer wrote:
>> if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on stage at
>> the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.
>>
>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:
>>> I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced
>>> intelligently?
>>>
>>>
>>> -Original Message-
>>> From: Frank Glazer 
>>> To: poivren...@aim.com
>>> Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
>>> Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>>
>>> exactly
>>>
>>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
>>>> Why?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> -Original Message-
>>>> From: Frank Glazer 
>>>> To: kent williams 
>>>> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
>>>> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
>>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>>>
>>>> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the
>>>> djs.
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> DO:
>>>>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>>>>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>>>>> a Detroit Polka band.
>>>>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>>>>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>>>>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>>>>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>>>>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>>>>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>>>>> still feeling bashful.
>>>>>
>>>>> DON'T:
>>>>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>>>>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>>>>> for that matter.
>>>>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>>>>> under their names.
>>>>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>>>>
>>>>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>>>>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>>>>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> peace,
>>>>
>>>> frank
>>>>
>>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>>>
>>>> 
>>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> peace,
>>>
>>> frank
>>>
>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>>
>>> 
>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> peace,
>>
>> frank
>>
>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>
>
>
>
>



-- 
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Frank Glazer
i am definitely not against scantily clad hos as a rule, i'm more
against the idea of paxahau ass-branded b*tches, seen?

On Fri, Mar 20, 2009 at 12:45 AM,   wrote:
> I like scantily clad ho's virtually anytime. Actually I can't think of
> anytime that im not really into scantilly clad ho's. Honestly.
> But im just a simple man who also laughs when someone says "scantily clad".
> A
>
>
>
>
>
> On Fri, March 20, 2009 10:09 am, Frank Glazer wrote:
>> if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on stage at
>> the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.
>>
>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:
>>> I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced
>>> intelligently?
>>>
>>>
>>> -Original Message-
>>> From: Frank Glazer 
>>> To: poivren...@aim.com
>>> Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
>>> Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>>
>>> exactly
>>>
>>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
>>>> Why?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> -Original Message-
>>>> From: Frank Glazer 
>>>> To: kent williams 
>>>> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
>>>> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
>>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>>>
>>>> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the
>>>> djs.
>>>>
>>>> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> DO:
>>>>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>>>>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>>>>> a Detroit Polka band.
>>>>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>>>>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>>>>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>>>>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>>>>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>>>>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>>>>> still feeling bashful.
>>>>>
>>>>> DON'T:
>>>>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>>>>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>>>>> for that matter.
>>>>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>>>>> under their names.
>>>>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>>>>
>>>>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>>>>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>>>>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> peace,
>>>>
>>>> frank
>>>>
>>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>>>
>>>> 
>>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> peace,
>>>
>>> frank
>>>
>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>>
>>> 
>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> peace,
>>
>> frank
>>
>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>
>
>
>
>



-- 
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread anthony
I like scantily clad ho's virtually anytime. Actually I can't think of
anytime that im not really into scantilly clad ho's. Honestly.
But im just a simple man who also laughs when someone says "scantily clad".
A





On Fri, March 20, 2009 10:09 am, Frank Glazer wrote:
> if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on stage at
> the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.
>
> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:
>> I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced
>> intelligently?
>>
>>
>> -Original Message-
>> From: Frank Glazer 
>> To: poivren...@aim.com
>> Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
>> Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>
>> exactly
>>
>> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
>>> Why?
>>>
>>>
>>> -Original Message-----
>>> From: Frank Glazer 
>>> To: kent williams 
>>> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
>>> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
>>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>>
>>> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the
>>> djs.
>>>
>>> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
>>> wrote:
>>>> DO:
>>>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>>>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>>>> a Detroit Polka band.
>>>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>>>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>>>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>>>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>>>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>>>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>>>> still feeling bashful.
>>>>
>>>> DON'T:
>>>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>>>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>>>> for that matter.
>>>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>>>> under their names.
>>>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>>>
>>>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>>>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>>>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> peace,
>>>
>>> frank
>>>
>>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>>
>>> 
>>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> peace,
>>
>> frank
>>
>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>
>> 
>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>
>
>
> --
> peace,
>
> frank
>
> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>





Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Frank Glazer
if you don't understand why scantily clad hos don't belong on stage at
the DEMF, i don't know what to tell you.

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM,   wrote:
> I'm still not getting it. Would it be better if they danced intelligently?
>
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Frank Glazer 
> To: poivren...@aim.com
> Cc: chaircrus...@gmail.com; 313@hyperreal.org
> Sent: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 1:10 am
> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>
> exactly
>
> On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
>> Why?
>>
>>
>> -Original Message-
>> From: Frank Glazer 
>> To: kent williams 
>> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
>> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>
>> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the djs.
>>
>> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
>> wrote:
>>> DO:
>>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>>> a Detroit Polka band.
>>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>>> still feeling bashful.
>>>
>>> DON'T:
>>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>>> for that matter.
>>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>>> under their names.
>>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>>
>>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> peace,
>>
>> frank
>>
>> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>>
>> 
>> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479
>
>
>
> --
> peace,
>
> frank
>
> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>
> 
> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479



-- 
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Fred Heutte
One more Don't:

No megastars who mostly made their fame reworking other people's
stuff and passing it off as fresh jumping up on the tables and clapping
their hands to get the crowd into their tired mix of ravetastic
anthems.

"Do I make myself clear?"

fh



Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Frank Glazer
exactly

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 8:10 PM,   wrote:
> Why?
>
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Frank Glazer 
> To: kent williams 
> Cc: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
> Sent: Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:58 pm
> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>
> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the djs.
>
> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams 
> wrote:
>> DO:
>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>> a Detroit Polka band.
>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>> still feeling bashful.
>>
>> DON'T:
>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>> for that matter.
>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>> under their names.
>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>
>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>
>
>
>
> --
> peace,
>
> frank
>
> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>
> 
> Great Deals on Dell 15" Laptops - Starting at $479



-- 
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Southern Outpost
DO have more people in fluro, furry and baggy clothing w/ oversized hats.

;)

On Thu, Mar 19, 2009 at 3:58 PM, Frank Glazer  wrote:
> don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the djs.
>
> On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams  wrote:
>> DO:
>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>> a Detroit Polka band.
>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>> still feeling bashful.
>>
>> DON'T:
>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>> for that matter.
>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>> under their names.
>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>
>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>
>
>
>
> --
> peace,
>
> frank
>
> dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com
>


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-19 Thread Frank Glazer
don't hire scantily clad ladies to dance like idiots in front of the djs.

On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM, kent williams  wrote:
> DO:
> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
> a Detroit Polka band.
> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
> still feeling bashful.
>
> DON'T:
> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
> for that matter.
> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
> under their names.
> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>
> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>



-- 
peace,

frank

dj mix archive:  http://www.deejaycountzero.com


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread Cyclone Wehner
This is good, heh. But to be fair to Benny, he's not trance, he's  
definitely part of the early 2000s' electro-house brigade, but was  
superseded by Sinden/Switch and co.


For someone interesting, and crossover, Santo(i)gold would be as good  
as any. At least she is coming from an interesting position as a  
Black artist who refuses to be marketed as 'urban' and is breaking  
down some boundaries.


Cyclone Wehner
Urban/Dance Music Journalist
cyclonelou...@optusnet.com.au

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campaigns_news/news_bushfires.htm and www.wildlifevictoria.org.au




On 19/03/2009, at 4:26 AM, kent williams wrote:


DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.

Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.





Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread jdmorse
DO:

give the WB's a 5-hour closing slot on the hart plaza stage

;)


Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread Wibo Lammerts
from the videoclip that was on European MTV (i am sorry, i was held
hostage and they made me watch) i know that he is especially good in
handling a broom.

make cleaning up after the festival?

2009/3/18 Placid :
> maybe they booked him expecting him to bring the cast from his
> 'satisfaction' video
>
>
>
> michael.elliot-kni...@fallon.com wrote:
>>
>> You know, make himself useful.
>>
>>
>> - Original Message -
>> From: Michael.Elliot-Knight
>> Sent: 03/18/2009 12:41 PM EST
>> To: "kent williams" ; "list 313"
>> <313@hyperreal.org>
>> Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>
>>
>>
>> Benny should be parking cars and working the coat check.
>>
>> Mek
>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -
>> From: kent williams [chaircrus...@gmail.com]
>> Sent: 03/18/2009 12:26 PM EST
>> To: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
>> Subject: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups
>>
>>
>>
>> DO:
>> Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
>> contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
>> a Detroit Polka band.
>> Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
>> influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
>> too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
>> Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
>> Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
>> would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
>> still feeling bashful.
>>
>> DON'T:
>> Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
>> origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
>> for that matter.
>> Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
>> under their names.
>> Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.
>>
>> Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
>> and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
>> for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.
>>
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Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread Placid
maybe they booked him expecting him to bring the cast from his 
'satisfaction' video




michael.elliot-kni...@fallon.com wrote:

You know, make himself useful.


- Original Message -
From: Michael.Elliot-Knight
Sent: 03/18/2009 12:41 PM EST
To: "kent williams" ; "list 313" <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups



Benny should be parking cars and working the coat check.

Mek


- Original Message -
From: kent williams [chaircrus...@gmail.com]
Sent: 03/18/2009 12:26 PM EST
To: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups



DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.

Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.


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- 28th March - Bristol Fundraiser
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Placid on the t'interweb - http://www.acid-house.net

Vinyl for Sale - http://www.discogs.com/sell/list?seller=placid

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Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread Michael . Elliot-Knight
You know, make himself useful.


- Original Message -
From: Michael.Elliot-Knight
Sent: 03/18/2009 12:41 PM EST
To: "kent williams" ; "list 313" <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups



Benny should be parking cars and working the coat check.

Mek


- Original Message -
From: kent williams [chaircrus...@gmail.com]
Sent: 03/18/2009 12:26 PM EST
To: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups



DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.

Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.


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Re: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread Michael . Elliot-Knight
Benny should be parking cars and working the coat check.

Mek


- Original Message -
From: kent williams [chaircrus...@gmail.com]
Sent: 03/18/2009 12:26 PM EST
To: list 313 <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: (313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups



DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.

Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.


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(313) official 313 list do's and don'ts of DEMF line-ups

2009-03-18 Thread kent williams
DO:
Include Detroit DJs and Artists.  Genre not important as long as
contemporary with some electronic elements. e.g. Slum Village, but not
a Detroit Polka band.
Include International artists and DJs whose music is either Detroit
influenced, or is interesting and enjoyable in it's own right and not
too far from the core focus on electronic music.  E.g. Tortoise and
Autechre were good DEMF bookings.
Include the best proponents of new dance music genres. E.g. Burial
would be a good booking. Give him a Luchador mask to wear if he's
still feeling bashful.

DON'T:
Book Trance DJs. Trance music -- regardless of nation or city of
origin -- is the opposite of Techno, and the opposite of good music,
for that matter.
Book a DJ/Producer who don't actually make the music they release
under their names.
Book any Big-room, Ibiza-DJing, Coked-out, Primadonna Bullsh1t DJs.

Now it's tough to balance financial prudence with artistic integrity,
and arguably Paxahau has mostly done OK.  But the only rightful place
for Benny Benassi at DEMF would be in a dunk tank.