Don't forget to stop and see the mating rituals of the Detroit youth on
Belle Isle.
(spoken in a British accent)
The Ride on The Strip 'till 2am Mating Display is a must see, where the
youth drive aimlessly in search of the opposite sex, flashing their
colorful cars, motorcycles, clothes, and bare body parts. That's followed
my the Thunder Mating Call where the male of this species, upon finding a
suitable mate, turns the knob up on his car stereo in an attempt to lure
the female to his car. Males who's music volume is inferior to
others(usually installed at the time of the car's creation), are generally
laughed at and are told to Turn that bullsh_t off dawg!. The male will
then converse with the female, trying to win her affections with empty
promises and flattering remarks. If the female is impressed, she will then
give the male the telephone number to her dwelling. If she tires of his
obvious lying, she will give him the finger.
diana potts [EMAIL PROTECTED] on 02/16/2001 03:37:42 PM
To: bryan bickel [EMAIL PROTECTED], 313@hyperreal.org
cc:
Subject: Re: [313] DEMF IS AT HART PLAZA!
i second that from good sources.
we can all sleep now get back to our daily lives.
:)
d
ps. there will be a scheduled field trip to see the
rare lake bass for those who are disappointed.
