That's an awfully long troll. Some people have a lot of time on their
hands. And it's not yet April Fool's day, even in New Zealand.
On 31 March 2016 at 12:40, wrote:
> Greetings, 9fans!
>
> We all know that Plan 9 started as a retrospective "re-take" on UNIX,
> occasionally referred to as "UNIX done right". This has led to
> differences between "the Plan 9 way" of doing something vs. "the UNIX
> way" of doing it, such as those highlighted by the infamous "Unix to
> Plan 9 command translation" page on the Plan 9 wiki. More generally,
> this can be viewed as the difference between the "right" way to do
> something versus the "popular" way to do it.
>
> So, my question is, what would be the Plan 9/"right" way to do Facebook?
> Stated differently, if social networking were to be re-imagined and
> re-done "right" this time, how would it be done?
>
>
> E-Mail
> ==
>
> The obvious answer that comes to mind is e-mail. It worked well for
> decades. Although 9fans appear to continue this tradition in grand
> style, using e-mail for social networking poses a number of problems:
>
> 1. _Spam. The fact that SMTP doesn't authenticate senders of e-mail
>messages has led to a proliferation of spam which has greatly
>burdened the medium, requiring complex workarounds that usually put
>legitimate mail at risk of misclassification as "junk".
>
> 2. _`Subject lines`. Few people seem to know how to choose an
>appropriate "Subject:" line, anymore. People will use subjects like
>"tonight's meeting", without specifying what group is meeting, when
>the meeting is, or what it is about. When the topic of a thread
>drifts from its original topic, few people remember (or even think)
>to update the Subject: line. Often, when one person wants to send a
>second person an e-mail, the first person will simply reply to the
>last message they received from the second person, even if it was on
>a completely different subject. (This, of course, creates false
>relationships between the Subject: and References: fields used to
>define threads.)
>
>Despite the fact that most MUAs (including Webmail_) offer the
>ability to automatically sort e-mail into different categories, many
>people don't know how to sort incoming mail. When they get too much
>e-mail in their "Inbox", the become annoyed and confused.
>
>These problems were addressed, somewhat, by the advent of the Web
>forums which were popular in the 2000's. On a Web forum, moderators
>could reclassify posts and reorganize threads to better reflect their
>content.
>
> 3. Listservs. For people familiar with mailing lists, sending commands
>to list servers is not difficult. Unfortunately, many people don't
>understand listservs, and want some way to subscribe to and/or
>unsubscribe from mailing lists using a Web page. While some
>listservs provide a Web interface in addition to an SMTP interface,
>it is becoming more and more common for mailing lists to append
>footers containing "unsubscribe" links. This information (which
>usually duplicates information found in message headers and should be
>obvious to anyone who knows how to use the listserv, anyway) pollutes
>the content of the messages. Furthermore, if a message containing
>such links is forwarded to someone else, the final recipient could
>unsubscribe the forwarding party from the list without his or her
>consent.
>
> 4. _`HTML mail`. Nowadays, people will write things in e-mail messages
>like, "I've highlighted the changes in red". On my display, plain
>text is rendered in black-on-white! Or they'll write something like
>"here's the link," without specifying any URL. You have to dig into
>the text/html part to find it. Forwarding an HTML message to other
>recipients can also pose security risks, if _hyperlinks in the
>message offer access to personal information. HTML mail also makes
>e-mail messages five times the size they need to be.
>
> 5. MIME. It's great to be able to attach small files to e-mail
>messages, but there are WAY too many people who will just blindly
>attach Word Perfect, Microsuck Word, or ZIP files to their messages.
>I've even seen otherwise "well-educated" lawyers do this.
>
> 6. Large attachments. MIME permits relatively small files to be
>attached to messages, but it is not really meant for distribution of
>large _files such as large images, audio files, movie files, ISO
>images, or tarballs. For people like us, that's not a problem; we
>just upload the file to a server and post its location, along with a
>brief description of the file. People who do not know how to do this
>will typically end up jumping through hoops to upload their file to
>some dreaded third-party service like Flickr or YouTub, and then post
>a link to that.
>
> 7.