Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see
Bumper Stickers we'd like to see: - He who laughs last, thinks slowest. - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. - A day without sunshine is like, well, night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. - Honk if you love peace and quiet. - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. - It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. -The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. - It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. - You can't have everything, where would you put it? - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. - The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. - Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. - I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see
Hi Michel, After a ship hit the Tampa Bay Bridge (a long time ago), the bumper sticker was: Tampa: Where the ship hit the span. It's always been one of my favorites. Stan - Original Message - From: Giguere, Michel Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 11:30: AM Subject: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see ** Bumper Stickers we'd like to see: - He who laughs last, thinks slowest. - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. - A day without sunshine is like, well, night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. - Honk if you love peace and quiet. - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. - It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. -The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. - It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. - You can't have everything, where would you put it? - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. - The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. - Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. - I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" html___ ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see
One of my favorites is on a shirt you can buy from thinkgeek.com : There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't. On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 2:15 PM, Stan Feinstein <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** Hi Michel, > > After a ship hit the Tampa Bay Bridge (a long time ago), the bumper > sticker was: > > Tampa: Where the ship hit the span. > > It's always been one of my favorites. > > Stan > > - Original Message - > *From:* Giguere, Michel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > *Newsgroups:* public.remedy.arsystem.general > *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG > *Sent:* Thursday, March 20, 2008 11:30: AM > *Subject:* Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see > > ** > > > > *Bumper Stickers we'd like to see: > > * > > - He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. > > - A day without sunshine is like, well, night. > > - On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > > - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > > - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. > > - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. > > - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. > > - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > > - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. > > - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted > and then used against you. > > - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. > > - Honk if you love peace and quiet. > > - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? > > - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. > > - It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and > blamed it on the cost of living. > > - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. > > > > -The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something > right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. > > - It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, > someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. > > - You can't have everything, where would you put it? > > - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's > population. > > - The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those > who got there first. > > - A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. > > - It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. > > - Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. > > - I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. > > - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > > - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright > until you hear them speak. > > > > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html___ > > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html___ > ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see
We all have a right to a margin for error, except when sky diving... Have a nice weekend... and Happy Easter to all those who celebrate it.. I do.. Cheers Joe -Original Message- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Giguere, Michel Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 2:30 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see ** Bumper Stickers we'd like to see: - He who laughs last, thinks slowest. - Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. - A day without sunshine is like, well, night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. - You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you. - I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. - Honk if you love peace and quiet. - Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? - Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. - It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. -The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. - It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. - You can't have everything, where would you put it? - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. - The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. - Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. - I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.519 / Virus Database: 269.21.7/1335 - Release Date: 3/19/2008 9:54 AM ___ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
Re: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see
I've gotten some of those shirts :)
My favorite one, and fav sticker I got is the
SOCIAL ENGINEERING SPECIALIST
Because there is no patch for human stupidity
-
Dylan Wheeler
Production Control Analyst Principal
IT Operations
Downey Savings & Loan Association, F.A.
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From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Brian Goralczyk
Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 1:13 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like to see
**
One of my favorites is on a shirt you can buy from thinkgeek.com
:
There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and
those that don't.
On Thu, Mar 20, 2008 at 2:15 PM, Stan Feinstein
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
**
Hi Michel,
After a ship hit the Tampa Bay Bridge (a long time ago),
the bumper sticker was:
Tampa: Where the ship hit the span.
It's always been one of my favorites.
Stan
- Original Message -
From: Giguere, Michel <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 11:30: AM
Subject: Friday Humor: Bumper Stickers we'd like
to see
**
Bumper Stickers we'd like to see:
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't
have film.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
- When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
- Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most
of it.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those
who don't.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a
parallel universe.
- He's not dead, he's
electroencephalographically challenged.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything
you say will be misquoted and then used against you.
- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed
how it remains so popular?
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently
talented fool.
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised
its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd
all fall off.
-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get
it wrong.
- It is said that if you line up all the cars in
the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass
them.
- You can't have everything, where would you put
it?
- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people
make up 75% of the world's population.
- The things that come to those that wait may be
the things left by those who got there first.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a
fine for doing well.
- It was recently discovered that research
causes cancer in rats.
- Everybody lies, but it doe
