Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Darrell Reading
LOL!  That was great!!!
 

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Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 13:00
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)


** While skinks can be found alone or in pairs, they don't like to use
the stairs. 
They'd rather just walk down the wall... or is that geicos?

Happy Friday,
Juan


On Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 7:36 AM, Darrell Reading
 wrote:


See attached for differences between a skink and a slinky.



Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.com

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better


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[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 09:30
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly
trained,
skilled  professionals and you sould not try to do any of it on
your own

because of the potencial serious injuries or death, esspecially
if you
try
the skink thing ...


Regards,

Nicky Madjarov
phone: 973-202-4278
Find out how to bust your AR System performance @
http://www.SpeedUpARS.com
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Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: 
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 10:21 AM
    Subject: OT: Friday Humor (U)


UNCLASSIFIED

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting
someone else
to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
using the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then
you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does,
use
the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical
problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

Sandra Hennigan

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Juan Ingles
While skinks can be found alone or in pairs, they don't like to use the
stairs.
They'd rather just walk down the wall... or is that geicos?

Happy Friday,
Juan

On Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 7:36 AM, Darrell Reading <
darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com> wrote:

> See attached for differences between a skink and a slinky.
>
>
>
> Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
> Phone 479.204.5739
> dere...@wal-mart.com
>
> Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
> 805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
> Bentonville, AR 72716
> Save Money. Live Better
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
> [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov
> Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 09:30
> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
> Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)
>
> you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly trained,
> skilled  professionals and you sould not try to do any of it on your own
>
> because of the potencial serious injuries or death, esspecially if you
> try
> the skink thing ...
>
>
> Regards,
>
> Nicky Madjarov
> phone: 973-202-4278
> Find out how to bust your AR System performance @
> http://www.SpeedUpARS.com
> - Original Message -
> From: "Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO" 
> Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
> To: 
> Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 10:21 AM
> Subject: OT: Friday Humor (U)
>
>
> UNCLASSIFIED
>
> AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
> to hold them while you chop.
>
> Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
> sink.
>
> For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
> few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
> Remember to use a timer.
>
> A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
> afraid to cough.
>
> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
> move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
> the duct tape.
>
> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
>
> Daily Thought:
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
> BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
>
> Sandra Hennigan
>
> Remedy Developer
>
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Darrell Reading
See attached for differences between a skink and a slinky.
 


Darrell Reading Systems Engineer
Phone 479.204.5739
dere...@wal-mart.com

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.
805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68
Bentonville, AR 72716
Save Money. Live Better

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From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 09:30
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly trained, 
skilled  professionals and you sould not try to do any of it on your own

because of the potencial serious injuries or death, esspecially if you
try 
the skink thing ...


Regards,

Nicky Madjarov
phone: 973-202-4278
Find out how to bust your AR System performance @
http://www.SpeedUpARS.com
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From: "Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO" 
Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: 
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 10:21 AM
Subject: OT: Friday Humor (U)


UNCLASSIFIED

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

Sandra Hennigan

Remedy Developer


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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Nicky Madjarov
you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly trained, 
skilled  professionals and you sould not try to do any of it on your own 
because of the potencial serious injuries or death, esspecially if you try 
the skink thing ...



Regards,

Nicky Madjarov
phone: 973-202-4278
Find out how to bust your AR System performance @
http://www.SpeedUpARS.com
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From: "Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO" 

Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general
To: 
Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 10:21 AM
Subject: OT: Friday Humor (U)


UNCLASSIFIED

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

Sandra Hennigan

Remedy Developer

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OT: Friday Humor (U)

2009-04-10 Thread Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO
UNCLASSIFIED

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be
afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS 

Sandra Hennigan

Remedy Developer

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Peter Boock (PJ)

Then stop reading anything with subject:  * Humor
 
 
Peter



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Well that where you and I disagree.  I think the request was very
approriate.
It doesn't matter if the request was made for professional or personal
reasons.  The request was made and should be honored.  Continuing the
discussion to attempt to figure why the person made the request is in
itself being disrespectfull.

This is A professional list.  Be courteous and be respectfull.

This is my last response to this thread and it should be left to die.

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Shellman, David
Well that where you and I disagree.  I think the request was very approriate.
It doesn't matter if the request was made for professional or personal reasons. 
 The request was made and should be honored.  Continuing the discussion to 
attempt to figure why the person made the request is in itself being 
disrespectfull.

This is A professional list.  Be courteous and be respectfull.

This is my last response to this thread and it should be left to die.

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Sent: Fri Dec 07 06:54:57 2007
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

I agree completely. 
 
However, I beleive the reaction was disproportionate to the offense. I was 
slightly offended by the expletive in the joke before mine; yes, I use those 
words as much as the next guy but dislike reading or hearing them in certain 
contexts. I read the joke, didn't like it, and ignored it. 
 
As you aptly point out there are people from various cultures, religions and 
walks of life on this board. What offends some won't offend others. Is it any 
more correct for one or two people who are offended to protest so publicly 
while many on the list may not have found the posting objectionable or may have 
but said nothing? IMHO, the proper response is to ignore the offending post. 
And, if you wish to take it to the next level, ignore the poster. 
 
That's all. Sorry I'm keeping this thread alive. I'll get down off the soapbox 
now and get back to ARS topics.
 
J.T. Shyman
Column Technologies



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David
Sent: Thu 12/6/2007 11:04 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)



What it really comes down to is courtesy.  This is a list that is read by 
professional men and women of various cultures and religions from around the 
world.  What some find as humorous may not be to others for several different 
reasons.

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Shyman, Jonathan
This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
I agree completely. 
 
However, I beleive the reaction was disproportionate to the offense. I was 
slightly offended by the expletive in the joke before mine; yes, I use those 
words as much as the next guy but dislike reading or hearing them in certain 
contexts. I read the joke, didn't like it, and ignored it. 
 
As you aptly point out there are people from various cultures, religions and 
walks of life on this board. What offends some won't offend others. Is it any 
more correct for one or two people who are offended to protest so publicly 
while many on the list may not have found the posting objectionable or may have 
but said nothing? IMHO, the proper response is to ignore the offending post. 
And, if you wish to take it to the next level, ignore the poster. 
 
That's all. Sorry I'm keeping this thread alive. I'll get down off the soapbox 
now and get back to ARS topics.
 
J.T. Shyman
Column Technologies



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David
Sent: Thu 12/6/2007 11:04 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)



What it really comes down to is courtesy.  This is a list that is read by 
professional men and women of various cultures and religions from around the 
world.  What some find as humorous may not be to others for several different 
reasons.

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-07 Thread Shyman, Jonathan
Ah, I see your point. But I have worked someplace that blocked any type of 
web-based email for fear a virus or worm could come into the organization that 
way. I also have to think that any company that is going to be watching email 
so closely is likely to be watching web traffic as well and going to a site 
that may look curious may raise the wrong kinds of questions.
 
J.T. Shyman
Column Technologies
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Sent: Fri 12/7/2007 3:23 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)


** "...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I?ve worked places
where circumventing the IT department?s security, i.e. by going through
a tunnel to an outside mail server..."

Hhrrmm... Argh... D'oh! That's not exactly what I meant to suggest.
Circumventing departmental policy usually ends in just one way: bad.
Usually after that, there is a "Mr. Yuck" stigmata that gets associated
with the guilty. Sadly, I've seen it happen to people. (One would think
that common sense would prevail, but Darwin does have his shining
moments in IT.)

In the instance I was trying to describe, the overall effect is the very
same that would take place if one were to go to an online bank and see
the "https" prepended to the web server name in the address bar of the
browser. Essentially, it's a simple way of securing the pages that an
end user might be viewing. Typically, this sort of traffic is allowable
in most environments, except those that implicitly block it.

Most web mail services also employ something similar to allow the
credentials for the user to pass through the authentication stage before
switching back to a normal, unencrypted mode of operations. From an
administrivia side, using the package allows an admin to get away with
one set of certs for a group of services, rather than one for the web
server, one for the MTA, etc.

Most companies have some form of secure webmail anyway. Just extending
upon that thought a bit. 
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Will Du Chene
**


"...Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I�ve worked places where circumventing the IT department�s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to an outside mail server..."  Hhrrmm... Argh... D'oh! That's not exactly what I meant to suggest. Circumventing departmental policy usually ends in just one way: bad. Usually after that, there is a "Mr. Yuck" stigmata that gets associated with the guilty. Sadly, I've seen it happen to people. (One would think that common sense would prevail, but Darwin does have his shining moments in IT.)  In the instance I was trying to describe, the overall effect is the very same that would take place if one were to go to an online bank and see the "https" prepended to the web server name in the address bar of the browser. Essentially, it's a simple way of securing the pages that an end user might be viewing. Typically, this sort of traffic is allowable in most environments, except those that implicitly block it.  Most web mail services also employ something similar to allow the credentials for the user to pass through the authentication stage before switching back to a normal, unencrypted mode of operations. From an administrivia side, using the package allows an admin to get away with one set of certs for a group of services, rather than one for the web server, one for the MTA, etc.  Most companies have some form of secure webmail anyway. Just extending upon that thought a bit.

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Shellman, David
What it really comes down to is courtesy.  This is a list that is read by 
professional men and women of various cultures and religions from around the 
world.  What some find as humorous may not be to others for several different 
reasons.

Dave
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Sent: Thu Dec 06 22:06:04 2007
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

** 

I’m going to ask a question that crossed my mind when I first read the comment 
from Sandra but I thought better of it at the time: What would the 
powers-that-be where anyone on this list works consider objectionable? The mild 
innuendo in my joke, the profanity in the joke prior to mine or both?

 

Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I’ve worked places where 
circumventing the IT department’s security, i.e. by going through a tunnel to 
an outside mail server, was much worse of an infraction than using the F-word 
or more imaginative innuendo in email. In fact, I’ve worked places where people 
got reprimanded for sending passwords in email or for restoring a hacked 
website before the IT forensics team got to take a look at it. I also would 
have to wonder what the culture must be like in a company where _receipt_ of a 
message on a publicly accessible message board that fell into the company’s 
“objectionable” policy range was cause for reprimand. Does this mean that 
someone could get a person they didn’t like inside the company fired by 
spamming them with the types of ads none of us really like to get in our 
inboxes? I certainly find many of those objectionable.

 

Sandra and Gary, I take your point and I apologize if the joke offended you or 
anyone else on this list. However, perhaps a private message would have been 
more effective. Publicly pointing out a person’s mistakes in a forum such as 
this may not be the most salient approach.

 

J.T. Shyman

 



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Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 7:19 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

 

I admit to being a bit curious... I am not trying to drag out the topic, but am 
just plain curious... 

In these environments, what are the "guidelines" for using the internet? I 
mean, can you surf out to a webmail site and view the contents of the list from 
an account such as Yahoo! Mail, or GMail or Hotmail? What about viewing the 
archives from one of the various sites that offer them?

It's been my experience that most mail administrators are... well... Sort of 
like Smigel when it comes to the ring. All email is their "precious" data and 
they don't want it to go anywhere. Email is generally journaled, and even 
threaded so that the powers that be can browse a conversation chain on a whim. 
I don't know if routing professional list traffic to a webmail account would 
help your situation or not, but it might be an easy way to get around the 
"precious data" syndrome that converts mere mortals if you know what I mean. 

Another option is to run your own mail server(s), which is what I do. I am 
currently running Citadel (www.citadel.org <http://www.citadel.org/> ) behind 
an STunnel (www.stunnel.org <http://www.stunnel.org/> ) server to provide an 
SSL layer between the browser and the server. It works like a charm.

 

 

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And in order to prevent receiving a second offense, one must notify the
source of the objectionable content in question lest the offender is
left unbeknownst to the offense -- hence Sandra's request.

Thanks,


Gary Opela, Jr

Sr. Remedy Developer

Leader Communications, Inc.

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Will Du Chene
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread J.T. Shyman
I'm going to ask a question that crossed my mind when I first read the
comment from Sandra but I thought better of it at the time: What would the
powers-that-be where anyone on this list works consider objectionable? The
mild innuendo in my joke, the profanity in the joke prior to mine or both?

 

Will, I like your idea and it makes sense but I've worked places where
circumventing the IT department's security, i.e. by going through a tunnel
to an outside mail server, was much worse of an infraction than using the
F-word or more imaginative innuendo in email. In fact, I've worked places
where people got reprimanded for sending passwords in email or for restoring
a hacked website before the IT forensics team got to take a look at it. I
also would have to wonder what the culture must be like in a company where
_receipt_ of a message on a publicly accessible message board that fell into
the company's "objectionable" policy range was cause for reprimand. Does
this mean that someone could get a person they didn't like inside the
company fired by spamming them with the types of ads none of us really like
to get in our inboxes? I certainly find many of those objectionable.

 

Sandra and Gary, I take your point and I apologize if the joke offended you
or anyone else on this list. However, perhaps a private message would have
been more effective. Publicly pointing out a person's mistakes in a forum
such as this may not be the most salient approach.

 

J.T. Shyman

 

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Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 7:19 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

 

I admit to being a bit curious... I am not trying to drag out the topic, but
am just plain curious... 

In these environments, what are the "guidelines" for using the internet? I
mean, can you surf out to a webmail site and view the contents of the list
from an account such as Yahoo! Mail, or GMail or Hotmail? What about viewing
the archives from one of the various sites that offer them?

It's been my experience that most mail administrators are... well... Sort of
like Smigel when it comes to the ring. All email is their "precious" data
and they don't want it to go anywhere. Email is generally journaled, and
even threaded so that the powers that be can browse a conversation chain on
a whim. I don't know if routing professional list traffic to a webmail
account would help your situation or not, but it might be an easy way to get
around the "precious data" syndrome that converts mere mortals if you know
what I mean. 

Another option is to run your own mail server(s), which is what I do. I am
currently running Citadel (www.citadel.org <http://www.citadel.org/> )
behind an STunnel (www.stunnel.org <http://www.stunnel.org/> ) server to
provide an SSL layer between the browser and the server. It works like a
charm.

 

 

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Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

And in order to prevent receiving a second offense, one must notify the
source of the objectionable content in question lest the offender is
left unbeknownst to the offense -- hence Sandra's request.

Thanks,


Gary Opela, Jr

Sr. Remedy Developer

Leader Communications, Inc.

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Will Du Chene
**


I admit to being a bit curious... I am not trying to drag out the topic, but am just plain curious... In these environments, what are the "guidelines" for using the internet? I mean, can you surf out to a webmail site and view the contents of the list from an account such as Yahoo! Mail, or GMail or Hotmail? What about viewing the archives from one of the various sites that offer them?It's been my experience that most mail administrators are... well... Sort of like Smigel when it comes to the ring. All email is their "precious" data and they don't want it to go anywhere. Email is generally journaled, and even threaded so that the powers that be can browse a conversation chain on a whim. I don't know if routing professional list traffic to a webmail account would help your situation or not, but it might be an easy way to get around the "precious data" syndrome that converts mere mortals if you know what I mean. Another option is to run your own mail server(s), which is what I do. I am currently running Citadel (www.citadel.org) behind an STunnel (www.stunnel.org) server to provide an SSL layer between the browser and the server. It works like a charm.  Thu Dec 06 2007 10:36:58 PM UTC from Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA to arslist@ARSLIST.ORG [Reply] [ReplyQuoted] [ReplyAll] [Forward] [Headers][Print]Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)And in order to prevent receiving a second offense, one must notify thesource of the objectionable content in question lest the offender isleft unbeknownst to the offense -- hence Sandra's request.Thanks,Gary Opela, JrSr. Remedy DeveloperLeader Communications, Inc.405 736 3211-Original Message-From: Action Request System dis

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Opela, Gary L Contr OC-ALC/ITMA
And in order to prevent receiving a second offense, one must notify the
source of the objectionable content in question lest the offender is
left unbeknownst to the offense -- hence Sandra's request.

Thanks,


Gary Opela, Jr

Sr. Remedy Developer

Leader Communications, Inc.

405 736 3211


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Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

** 

Ah, the lovely ramifications of being an "at will" employee. I'm also
sure that the people you mentioned who were terminated probably weren't
terminated based on a single offense, yes?

 

J.T. Shyman

 



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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Warren Baltimore
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:43 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

 

** 

You'd be suprised at what one can be held responsible for.  Having
worked in Employee Relations some years ago, I saw folks lose jobs for
such items in email.  Remember, email to a corporate account is the
corporation's property, not the addressee 

 

Warren

 

On 12/6/07, Mayfield, Andy L. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Monk and Rabi?

Just kidding.

But surely you cant be held accountable for an email you didn't create 
or forward.

Andy L. Mayfield
Sr. System Operation Specialist
Alabama Power Company
Office: 205-226-1805
Cell: 205-288-9140
SoLinc: 10*19140

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Warren Baltimore
One wasbut it was a rather offensive situation that showed a complete
lack of judgement (and class).  Generally speaking, don't share stuff that
may be objectionable (say like rank pornography) with members of your office
thinking they too will see the sublime humor in whatever it is your friends
have forwarded.

.


On 12/6/07, J.T. Shyman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> **
>
> Ah, the lovely ramifications of being an "at will" employee. I'm also sure
> that the people you mentioned who were terminated probably weren't
> terminated based on a single offense, yes?
>
>
>
> J.T. Shyman
>
>
>  --
>
> *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Warren Baltimore
> *Sent:* Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:43 PM
> *To:* arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
> *Subject:* Re: Friday Humor (U)
>
>
>
> **
>
> You'd be suprised at what one can be held responsible for.  Having worked
> in Employee Relations some years ago, I saw folks lose jobs for such items
> in email.  Remember, email to a corporate account is the corporation's
> property, not the addressee
>
>
>
> Warren
>
>
>
> On 12/6/07, *Mayfield, Andy L.* <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Monk and Rabi?
>
> Just kidding.
>
> But surely you cant be held accountable for an email you didn't create
> or forward.
>
> Andy L. Mayfield
> Sr. System Operation Specialist
> Alabama Power Company
> Office: 205-226-1805
> Cell: 205-288-9140
> SoLinc: 10*19140
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO
> Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 9:53 AM
> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
> Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)
>
> UNCLASSIFIED
>
> Without sounding prudish - please remember that some of us use work
> resources for viewing messages posted to this list.
> Funnies should be enjoyable by all readers and not get the reader into
> hot water.
>
> Sandra Hennigan
>
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Mayfield, Andy L.
That's how it is here, but I can only be held responsible for something
I create or forward. I have no control over what someone else sends out.
But I do understand peoples concerns.

 

Andy L. Mayfield 
Sr. System Operation Specialist 
Alabama Power Company 
Office: 205-226-1805 
Cell: 205-288-9140 
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Warren Baltimore
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 1:43 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

 

** 

You'd be suprised at what one can be held responsible for.  Having
worked in Employee Relations some years ago, I saw folks lose jobs for
such items in email.  Remember, email to a corporate account is the
corporation's property, not the addressee 

 

Warren

 

On 12/6/07, Mayfield, Andy L. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Monk and Rabi?

Just kidding.

But surely you cant be held accountable for an email you didn't create 
or forward.

Andy L. Mayfield
Sr. System Operation Specialist
Alabama Power Company
Office: 205-226-1805
Cell: 205-288-9140
SoLinc: 10*19140

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread J.T. Shyman
Ah, the lovely ramifications of being an "at will" employee. I'm also sure
that the people you mentioned who were terminated probably weren't
terminated based on a single offense, yes?

 

J.T. Shyman

 

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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Warren Baltimore
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2007 2:43 PM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

 

** 

You'd be suprised at what one can be held responsible for.  Having worked in
Employee Relations some years ago, I saw folks lose jobs for such items in
email.  Remember, email to a corporate account is the corporation's
property, not the addressee 

 

Warren

 

On 12/6/07, Mayfield, Andy L. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Monk and Rabi?

Just kidding.

But surely you cant be held accountable for an email you didn't create 
or forward.

Andy L. Mayfield
Sr. System Operation Specialist
Alabama Power Company
Office: 205-226-1805
Cell: 205-288-9140
SoLinc: 10*19140

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Warren Baltimore
You'd be suprised at what one can be held responsible for.  Having worked in
Employee Relations some years ago, I saw folks lose jobs for such items in
email.  Remember, email to a corporate account is the corporation's
property, not the addressee

Warren


On 12/6/07, Mayfield, Andy L. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Monk and Rabi?
>
> Just kidding.
>
> But surely you cant be held accountable for an email you didn't create
> or forward.
>
> Andy L. Mayfield
> Sr. System Operation Specialist
> Alabama Power Company
> Office: 205-226-1805
> Cell: 205-288-9140
> SoLinc: 10*19140
>
> -Original Message-
> From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO
> Sent: Friday, November 30, 2007 9:53 AM
> To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
> Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)
>
> UNCLASSIFIED
>
> Without sounding prudish - please remember that some of us use work
> resources for viewing messages posted to this list.
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> hot water.
>
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-12-06 Thread Mayfield, Andy L.
Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Monk and Rabi?

Just kidding.  

But surely you cant be held accountable for an email you didn't create
or forward.

Andy L. Mayfield 
Sr. System Operation Specialist 
Alabama Power Company 
Office: 205-226-1805 
Cell: 205-288-9140 
SoLinc: 10*19140 

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-11-30 Thread Warren Baltimore
*snicker*

On 11/30/07, Bradford Bingel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Amen to that . . . jokes posted on a "professional" blog should aim a bit
> higher . . .
>
> --
>
> Best joke of the week from our offshore friends in India:
>
> "How many US-based project managers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
> "At least three.  But after the approving the CR, updating the PMO
> dashboard, conducting a change meeting, revising/rebaselining the systems
> runbook and help desk procedures, and pushing the change control ticket
> through CCRB approval, they decided it was a technical task and asked the
> offshore coordinator to schedule the necessary resources to complete the
> work."
>
> How true . . .
>
> -- Bing
>
> Bradford Bingel ("Bing")
> ITM3 California
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-11-30 Thread Bradford Bingel
Amen to that . . . jokes posted on a "professional" blog should aim a bit
higher . . .

--

Best joke of the week from our offshore friends in India:

"How many US-based project managers does it take to change a light bulb?

"At least three.  But after the approving the CR, updating the PMO
dashboard, conducting a change meeting, revising/rebaselining the systems
runbook and help desk procedures, and pushing the change control ticket
through CCRB approval, they decided it was a technical task and asked the
offshore coordinator to schedule the necessary resources to complete the
work." 

How true . . .

-- Bing

Bradford Bingel ("Bing")
ITM3 California
http://www.itm3.com/
[EMAIL PROTECTED] (email)
925-260-6394 (mobile)


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Re: Friday Humor (U)

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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Joanne Mansur
the way I heard it

"EX" is a has-been
"Spurt" is a drip under pressure

so an "Expert" is a has-been drip under pressure


Joanne




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** 
I still remember the best definition of the word "Expert" I ever heard.
 
X is the mathmatical symbol for the unknown.
A Spurt is water under pressure.
 
Therefore, an Expert is an unknown drip under pressure.  I think many of 
us might qualify ourselves there...
 
Rick
 
On 10/26/07, Lai, Canhai <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 
Quotes from Stubby...
"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until
he knows everything about nothing, while a generalist is someone who 
knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about
everything."


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I've got another one that is self-depreciating humor.  I had been 
debating the benefits of specializing in something like Remedy rather
than becoming something more generic like a VB developer.  He would say
that it was too narrow of a field so there wouldn't be as many jobs, but 
I argued that the narrowness of the field meant that there were less
people who could do it, thus improving the ratio of jobs to applicants
in our favor, and that it would pay better as a result.

Anyway, a Dilbert comic came out that fit into our debate, except that I 
had to change the punch line.

Shawn Pierson


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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Rick Cook
I still remember the best definition of the word "Expert" I ever heard.

X is the mathmatical symbol for the unknown.
A Spurt is water under pressure.

Therefore, an Expert is an unknown drip under pressure.  I think many of us
might qualify ourselves there...

Rick

On 10/26/07, Lai, Canhai <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Quotes from Stubby...
> "An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until
> he knows everything about nothing, while a generalist is someone who
> knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about
> everything."
>
>
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> I've got another one that is self-depreciating humor.  I had been
> debating the benefits of specializing in something like Remedy rather
> than becoming something more generic like a VB developer.  He would say
> that it was too narrow of a field so there wouldn't be as many jobs, but
> I argued that the narrowness of the field meant that there were less
> people who could do it, thus improving the ratio of jobs to applicants
> in our favor, and that it would pay better as a result.
>
> Anyway, a Dilbert comic came out that fit into our debate, except that I
> had to change the punch line.
>
> Shawn Pierson
>
>
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> Enjoy!
>
> Sandra Hennigan
>
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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Lai, Canhai
Quotes from Stubby...
"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until
he knows everything about nothing, while a generalist is someone who
knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about
everything."


-Original Message-
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Pierson, Shawn
Sent: Friday, October 26, 2007 6:12 AM
To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG
Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U)

I've got another one that is self-depreciating humor.  I had been
debating the benefits of specializing in something like Remedy rather
than becoming something more generic like a VB developer.  He would say
that it was too narrow of a field so there wouldn't be as many jobs, but
I argued that the narrowness of the field meant that there were less
people who could do it, thus improving the ratio of jobs to applicants
in our favor, and that it would pay better as a result.

Anyway, a Dilbert comic came out that fit into our debate, except that I
had to change the punch line.

Shawn Pierson


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Re: Friday Humor (U)

2007-10-26 Thread Pierson, Shawn
I've got another one that is self-depreciating humor.  I had been
debating the benefits of specializing in something like Remedy rather
than becoming something more generic like a VB developer.  He would say
that it was too narrow of a field so there wouldn't be as many jobs, but
I argued that the narrowness of the field meant that there were less
people who could do it, thus improving the ratio of jobs to applicants
in our favor, and that it would pay better as a result.

Anyway, a Dilbert comic came out that fit into our debate, except that I
had to change the punch line.

Shawn Pierson


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Enjoy!

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Friday Humor (U)

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