[Assam] O -ve Blood for a baby in Mumbai
Urgent A baby needs o-ve blood 9865652864, 9597669054 (at Mumbai) God bless! -- Sent from my mobile device C 166 LGF Sarvodaya Enclave New Delhi 110017 09910972654 ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
Re: [Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights !
Manoj, What do you mean by "tax paid"? Are you saying "private money" and not from the government? Dilipda From: Manoj Das To: A Mailing list for people interested in Assam from around the world Sent: Wednesday, June 1, 2011 10:25 PM Subject: Re: [Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights ! Whole of Ramlila ground is being tented for the fast. Hope all the money spent there is tax paid :) On 6/2/11, Ram Dhar wrote: > > watch - > > http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/has-baba-ramdev-shaken-the-government/201339?hp > > > ___ > assam mailing list > assam@assamnet.org > http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org > -- Sent from my mobile device C 166 LGF Sarvodaya Enclave New Delhi 110017 09910972654 ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
Re: [Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights !
Whole of Ramlila ground is being tented for the fast. Hope all the money spent there is tax paid :) On 6/2/11, Ram Dhar wrote: > > watch - > > http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/has-baba-ramdev-shaken-the-government/201339?hp > > > ___ > assam mailing list > assam@assamnet.org > http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org > -- Sent from my mobile device C 166 LGF Sarvodaya Enclave New Delhi 110017 09910972654 ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
[Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights !
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[Assam] Fw: Health tips
Here is another for you guys to enjoy. I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. AND. For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than English. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than English. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than English. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than English. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than English. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
[Assam] INAUGURATION OF NEW JBF ANIMAL RELIEF CENTRE (ARC) PRIMESES AT ALPCO CAMPUS, PANJABARI ROAD, SIX MILE, GUWAHATI, ASSAM, INDIA
*UPDATE* *INAUGURATION OF NEW JBF ANIMAL RELIEF CENTRE (ARC) PRIMESES AT **ALPCO CAMPUS, PANJABARI ROAD, SIX MILE, GUWAHATI, ASSAM, INDIA*** *1st JUNE 2011, GUWAHATI:* JBF today inaugurated a new premise for JBF Animal Relief Centre at ALPCO Campus, Panjabari Road, Six mile, Guwahati. ALPCO had entered into MOU with JBF (INDIA) TRUST for renting the premise to run JBF’s ongoing program “Animal Birth Control & Anti-Rabies Program” which is undergoing in collaboration with Guwahati Municipal Corporation (GMC). This program is a part of JBF’s Humane Dog & Rabies Management Program that also includes other animal welfare activities such as treatment of Homeless & Homed animals, rehabilitation of homeless animals, special animal health check-up drive, vaccination camp, advocacy & sensitization programs, education programs, training and advisory services etc. The inauguration ceremony was attended by a good number of people from various field including animal lovers, veterinarians, veterinary students, media people & well wishers. Additional commissioner of GMC Mr. S. Theik lightened the lamp & wished success of JBF in controlling dog population and to increase its work more successfully. He also said that JBF is helping GMC rather than GMC is helping JBF in controlling the stray animal mainly dog population. Managing Director of ALPCO, Mr. B. P. Kakoti wished good luck and gave assurance for help as much as possible from ALPCO side. JBF is planning for more animal birth control operations to control the dog population in Guwahati city at its new premises. JBF highly acknowledges WSPA for its Small Grant Fund for Veterinary Equipments with which JBF has set up a new Operation Theater in the new premise. JBF team thanks WSPA for their support and wishes more support from well wishers also to make the program successful. JBF’s program has been made possible with the generous support of ALPCO, GMC, WSPA & all well wishers. Team JBF whole heartedly thank all for their cooperation & participation. Kind Regards, Dr. Sashanka Facebook links... http://www.facebook.com/pages/JBF-Just-Be-Friendly/110939308950871#!/notes/jbf-just-be-friendly/inauguration-of-new-jbf-animal-relief-centre-arc-primeses-at-alpco-campus-panjab/203310896380378 http://www.facebook.com/pages/JBF-Just-Be-Friendly/110939308950871#!/media/set/?set=a.203311969713604.55346.110939308950871 - ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org
[Assam] June 2011 issue of Enajori.
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[Assam] Indian Salesman
A keen immigrant Indian lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, 'Have you ever been a salesman before?' 'Yes sir, I was a salesman in Rajasthan in India', replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, 'You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you.' The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, 'How many sales did you make today?' 'Sir, Just ONE sale.' said the young salesman. 'Only one sale?' blurted the boss. 'No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. .' If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way 'How much was the sale worth?' 'Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four pounds' said the young marwari. 'How did you manage that?' asked the flabbergasted boss. 'Well', said the salesman 'this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sell him that new Deluxe SUV 4X4 Blazer. I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about 100 pound sterling worth of groceries and two cases of beer. The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, 'You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!' 'No' answered the salesman, 'he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend is screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing.' Uttam Kumar Borthakur ___ assam mailing list assam@assamnet.org http://assamnet.org/mailman/listinfo/assam_assamnet.org