[Assam] O -ve Blood for a baby in Mumbai

2011-06-01 Thread Manoj Das
Urgent  A  baby needs o-ve  blood  9865652864, 9597669054  (at Mumbai)

God bless!

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Re: [Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights !

2011-06-01 Thread Dilip Deka
Manoj,
What do you mean by "tax paid"?
Are you saying "private money" and not from the government?
Dilipda



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Whole of Ramlila ground is being tented for the fast. Hope all the
money spent there is tax paid :)

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Re: [Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights !

2011-06-01 Thread Manoj Das
Whole of Ramlila ground is being tented for the fast. Hope all the
money spent there is tax paid :)

On 6/2/11, Ram Dhar  wrote:
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[Assam] Watch- Rockstar Baba Ramdev giving Manmohan Govt sleepless nights !

2011-06-01 Thread Ram Dhar

watch -
 
http://www.ndtv.com/video/player/news/has-baba-ramdev-shaken-the-government/201339?hp
 
  
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[Assam] Fw: Health tips

2011-06-01 Thread Dilip Deka
Here is another for you guys to enjoy.




I love this Doctor!   

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this 
true? 
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on 
exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live 
longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live 
longer?  Take nap.  

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?   
A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that 
means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that 
way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up! 

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? 
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have 
two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. 

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise 
program? 
A: Can't think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No pain...good!   
  
Q:  Aren't fried foods bad for you?   
A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.  In fact, 
they permeated by it.  How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?  

Q :  Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 
A: Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only 
be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.  

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?  
A:  Are you crazy?!?  HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best 
feel-good food around! 

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?   
A:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.. 

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?  
A:  Hey!  'Round' is shape!  
  Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about 
food and diets. 

 AND. 

For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition 
and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting 
nutritional studies.    

1. The Japanese eat very little fat   and suffer fewer heart attacks than 
English. 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat   and suffer fewer heart attacks than English. 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine   and suffer fewer heart attacks than 
English. 

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine   and suffer fewer heart attacks than 
English. 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer 
fewer heart attacks than English. 
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.   Speaking English is apparently what 
kills you.   
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[Assam] INAUGURATION OF NEW JBF ANIMAL RELIEF CENTRE (ARC) PRIMESES AT ALPCO CAMPUS, PANJABARI ROAD, SIX MILE, GUWAHATI, ASSAM, INDIA

2011-06-01 Thread Sashanka Dutta
*UPDATE*

*INAUGURATION OF NEW JBF ANIMAL RELIEF CENTRE (ARC) PRIMESES AT **ALPCO
CAMPUS, PANJABARI ROAD, SIX MILE, GUWAHATI, ASSAM, INDIA***



*1st JUNE 2011, GUWAHATI:*

JBF today inaugurated a new premise for JBF Animal Relief Centre at ALPCO
Campus, Panjabari Road, Six mile, Guwahati. ALPCO had entered into MOU with
JBF (INDIA) TRUST for renting the premise to run JBF’s ongoing program
“Animal Birth Control & Anti-Rabies Program” which is undergoing in
collaboration with Guwahati Municipal Corporation (GMC). This program is a
part of JBF’s Humane Dog & Rabies Management Program that also includes
other animal welfare activities such as treatment of Homeless & Homed
animals, rehabilitation of homeless animals, special animal health check-up
drive, vaccination camp, advocacy & sensitization programs, education
programs,  training and advisory services etc.



The inauguration ceremony was attended by a good number of people from
various field including animal lovers, veterinarians, veterinary students,
media people & well wishers.



Additional commissioner of GMC Mr. S. Theik lightened the lamp & wished
success of JBF in controlling dog population and to increase its work more
successfully. He also said that JBF is helping GMC rather than GMC is
helping JBF in controlling the stray animal mainly dog population. Managing
Director of ALPCO, Mr. B. P. Kakoti wished good luck and gave assurance for
help as much as possible from ALPCO side.



JBF is planning for more animal birth control operations to control the dog
population in Guwahati city at its new premises. JBF highly acknowledges
WSPA for its Small Grant Fund for Veterinary Equipments with which JBF has
set up a new Operation Theater in the new premise. JBF team thanks WSPA for
their support and wishes more support from well wishers also to make the
program successful.



JBF’s program has been made possible with the generous support of ALPCO,
GMC, WSPA & all well wishers. Team JBF whole heartedly thank all for their
cooperation & participation.



Kind Regards, Dr. Sashanka



Facebook links...

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[Assam] June 2011 issue of Enajori.

2011-06-01 Thread Buljit Buragohain
June 2011 issue of Enajori :


http://www.enajori.com
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[Assam] Indian Salesman

2011-06-01 Thread uttam borthakur
A keen immigrant Indian lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier 
downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you 
could get anything there. The boss asked him, 'Have you ever been a salesman 
before?' 'Yes sir, I was a salesman in Rajasthan in India', replied the lad. 
The boss liked the cut of him and said, 'You can start tomorrow and I'll come 
and see you.' The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got 
through it. And finally 6:00 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and 
asked, 'How many sales did you make today?'  'Sir, Just ONE sale.' said the 
young salesman. 'Only one sale?'  blurted the boss. 'No! No! You see here, most 
of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. .' If you want to keep this job, you'd 
better be doing better than just one sale. By the way 'How much was the sale 
worth?' 'Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four pounds' said the 
young marwari.   'How did you manage
 that?' asked the flabbergasted boss.   'Well', said the salesman 'this man 
came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a 
really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then 
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told 
him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold 
him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his 
Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our 
automotive department and sell him that new Deluxe SUV 4X4 Blazer. I then asked 
him where he'll be staying, and since he had no  accommodation, I took him to 
camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. 
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about 100 pound 
sterling worth of groceries and two cases of beer. The boss took two steps back 
and asked in astonishment, 'You sold all that to
 a guy who came in for a fish hook!!'  'No' answered the salesman, 'he came in 
to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend 
is screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing.' 
Uttam Kumar Borthakur
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