Re: [Aus-soaring] a 1000K that went Horribly wrong!

2004-02-02 Thread Leigh Bunting
Great yarn. Retrieve stories have filled in many an hour at the bar and 
I still hear them. Great for a laugh.

Adam Woolley wrote:

Thought I'd tell you all of my latest retrieving adventure!
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[Aus-soaring] a 1000K that went Horribly wrong!

2004-01-31 Thread Adam Woolley
G'day Peoples,

Thought I'd tell you all of my latest retrieving adventure! Would love to 
here if anyone can top this one!  So here I go...

There I was eating a lovely chilly concarn with lovely company at the 
Gliding Club of Victoria's clubhouse when the yellow phone wrang.  I 
answered the phone to find out that Jay Rebbeck had outlanded at Wagga Wagga 
A/D, after flying from YBLA - Coryong - Orange - 50km north on track back to 
Coryong to divert for what he and I would be a long but easy retrieve. We 
were to learn otherwise!

I got a lift out to the YBLA A/F to pick up his 'Rent-A-Rocket' car, so I 
could go onwards to Derrick Westwoods house to pick up the multi-purpose 
trailer keys and be on my way. Got them no drama's, went back, picked up the 
trailer, grabbed a map and was off in 1/2 hour on a 3hr drive to Wagga.

I ended up stopping at Albury to fill up with some gas and grab an ice 
cream. Jumped back in the car, it wouldn't start! I thought great, this is 
just what I need!  I asked a bloke at the servo for some jumpa leads 
thinking the battery had failed. He said 'no' but thought he'd have a go at 
starting 'er.  The bugger, jumped in and started it 1st go!  So off I went 
again, when I had to stop, I left 'er running!

Got to Wagga at 11:30 pretty smoothly after that, stopped the car and 
de-rigged Jay's LS-8 under a light next to a Dash 8!  Where's a camera when 
you need one!  Jay wanted to drive back, so jumped in, same thing, the buga 
wouldn't start! Tried every combination to start 'er, doors closed and all!  
Gave it another couple of minutes, lots of good vibes flowing, and it 
started! Sweet as, where on our way at 1am!

Cruising back no drama's until we got to Albury! We had swapped drivers, I 
was now driving.  We both heard a funny sound coming from the car and 
thought that we should stop to check it out.  About a minute later in the 
Fast lane on the HUME Hwy, we got a sharp deceleration for a split second 
followed by us coming to a SCRECHING HALT on all four wheels, both Jay 
and I hanging in our harnesses!  After us getting out of the car saying a 
few choice words, we ended up gettinmg lucky. We wern't hurt, the car and 
trailer combination were in one lane, and there wasn't a semi up our tail 
when it all happened.

A bloke stopped on the side of the road to see what was happening, but was 
of no help and drove off.  Soon after the Coppers turned up, to which we 
were pleased about and said that we shouldn't be here!  Really!!!

Anyways, the coppers got one of there guys in to tow it off the busy Hwy 
with semi's cruising past at 80kph! It ended up at a police compound for the 
night, and we couldn't see it until the next morning at 8am!

Jay and I walked a 100meters past 2 other Motels until we came accross a 
bar!  They told us that we couldn't get a beer off the bar, but could have 
take-away's if we stayed there for the night! We took them up on there offer 
straight away and downed 4 VB's infornt of a Movie, getting to bed at 5:30am 
Friday.

Woke up the next morning at 7:30, organising a cab to pick us up to take us 
to the car and glider! Got there no drama's, checked out the scene and 
luckly had a bite to eat next door.  They told the Rent-a-Reck company that 
it would cost the $150 for last nights tow and a further $350 to tow it back 
to YBLA.  R-a-R said for that price we'll send one of our guys out to pick 
us up.

At 1100, a crappy old Supa Salvage Ford F250 rocked up to tow us home.  At 
1130 we were on our way again in this, one seatbelt, crappy F250 with a HUGE 
turning circle!

Roughly 5km and 5minutes later, this time on the inside lane of the HUME Hwy 
still in Albury.  We stopped about 150mts from some lights.  Then the 
retrieve car suddenly stopped..

The bloke after just hearing our story, said... oh No, you guys must be 
ginxed'!

At this point, Jay and I were in Fits of Laughter, rolling around in our 
seats, literally tears flowing down our cheeks!  I think we must have been a 
little crazy at that point after the last nights eppisode and 2 hours sleep!

We stopped ourselves from laughing and offered our help, he basically tolds 
us that we were no help to him and that we should keep ourselves busy. So we 
basically roamed around Albury looking for jumpa-leads, and people to tow 
the trailer around the corner to avoid being hit by speeding semi's coming 
over the hill!

We ended up asking Derrick to come to the rescue (1hr from YBLA) as we just 
wanted to go home, as you could imagine!

Jay and I ended up having some MaccyD's while waiting, and learned that the 
retrieve vehicle was itself being hauled onto another larger retrieve 
vehicle!!  Wish we saw that one, a tripple decker arrangement with a glider 
trailer on the back!

Derrick arrived, we hooked on the trailer and were finally on our way 
home!!!  Thankfully there was no drama's with the good old trusty XD!!

Got home at 0330hrs after what I think is just about a world 

Re: [Aus-soaring] a 1000K that went Horribly wrong!

2004-01-31 Thread Jason Armistead
Adam

The idea of hiring a rent-a-rocket/wreck and using it to tow a glider like an 
LS-8 sounds laughable and more than a bit risky as you nearly found out.

But if the FAI ever create a category for slowest speed around a retrieve 
task I reckon you're in with a chance, IF, and ONLY IF, you can fit an IGC 
logger to the rent-a-wreck and have it observed by an official observer.

LOL

Jason

On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:56:37 +1000, Adam Woolley wrote
 G'day Peoples,
 
 Thought I'd tell you all of my latest retrieving adventure! Would 
 love to here if anyone can top this one!  So here I go...
 
 There I was eating a lovely chilly concarn with lovely company at 
 the Gliding Club of Victoria's clubhouse when the yellow phone 
 wrang.  I answered the phone to find out that Jay Rebbeck had 
 outlanded at Wagga Wagga A/D, after flying from YBLA - Coryong - 
 Orange - 50km north on track back to Coryong to divert for what he 
 and I would be a long but easy retrieve. We were to learn otherwise!
 
 I got a lift out to the YBLA A/F to pick up his 'Rent-A-Rocket' car, 
 so I could go onwards to Derrick Westwoods house to pick up the 
 multi-purpose trailer keys and be on my way. Got them no drama's,
  went back, picked up the trailer, grabbed a map and was off in 1/2 
 hour on a 3hr drive to Wagga.
 
 I ended up stopping at Albury to fill up with some gas and grab an 
 ice cream. Jumped back in the car, it wouldn't start! I thought 
 great, this is just what I need!  I asked a bloke at the servo for 
 some jumpa leads thinking the battery had failed. He said 'no' but 
 thought he'd have a go at starting 'er.  The bugger, jumped in and 
 started it 1st go!  So off I went again, when I had to stop, I left 
 'er running!
 
 Got to Wagga at 11:30 pretty smoothly after that, stopped the car 
 and de-rigged Jay's LS-8 under a light next to a Dash 8!  Where's a 
 camera when you need one!  Jay wanted to drive back, so jumped in, 
 same thing, the buga wouldn't start! Tried every combination to 
 start 'er, doors closed and all!  Gave it another couple of minutes, 
 lots of good vibes flowing, and it started! Sweet as, where on our 
 way at 1am!
 
 Cruising back no drama's until we got to Albury! We had swapped 
 drivers, I was now driving.  We both heard a funny sound coming from 
 the car and thought that we should stop to check it out.  About a 
 minute later in the Fast lane on the HUME Hwy, we got a sharp 
 deceleration for a split second followed by us coming to a 
 SCRECHING HALT on all four wheels, both Jay and I hanging in our 
 harnesses!  After us getting out of the car saying a few choice 
 words, we ended up gettinmg lucky. We wern't hurt, the car and 
 trailer combination were in one lane, and there wasn't a semi up our 
 tail when it all happened.
 
 A bloke stopped on the side of the road to see what was happening, 
 but was of no help and drove off.  Soon after the Coppers turned up, 
 to which we were pleased about and said that we shouldn't be here!  
Really!!!
 
 Anyways, the coppers got one of there guys in to tow it off the busy 
 Hwy with semi's cruising past at 80kph! It ended up at a police 
 compound for the night, and we couldn't see it until the next 
 morning at 8am!
 
 Jay and I walked a 100meters past 2 other Motels until we came 
 accross a bar!  They told us that we couldn't get a beer off the bar,
  but could have take-away's if we stayed there for the night! We 
 took them up on there offer straight away and downed 4 VB's infornt 
 of a Movie, getting to bed at 5:30am Friday.
 
 Woke up the next morning at 7:30, organising a cab to pick us up to 
 take us to the car and glider! Got there no drama's, checked out the 
 scene and luckly had a bite to eat next door.  They told the Rent-a-
 Reck company that it would cost the $150 for last nights tow and a 
 further $350 to tow it back to YBLA.  R-a-R said for that price 
 we'll send one of our guys out to pick us up.
 
 At 1100, a crappy old Supa Salvage Ford F250 rocked up to tow us 
 home.  At 1130 we were on our way again in this, one seatbelt, 
 crappy F250 with a HUGE turning circle!
 
 Roughly 5km and 5minutes later, this time on the inside lane of the 
 HUME Hwy still in Albury.  We stopped about 150mts from some lights. 
  Then the retrieve car suddenly stopped..
 
 The bloke after just hearing our story, said... oh No, you guys 
 must be ginxed'!
 
 At this point, Jay and I were in Fits of Laughter, rolling around in 
 our seats, literally tears flowing down our cheeks!  I think we must 
 have been a little crazy at that point after the last nights 
 eppisode and 2 hours sleep!
 
 We stopped ourselves from laughing and offered our help, he 
 basically tolds us that we were no help to him and that we should 
 keep ourselves busy. So we basically roamed around Albury looking 
 for jumpa-leads, and people to tow the trailer around the corner to 
 avoid being hit by speeding semi's coming over the hill!
 
 We ended up asking Derrick to 

RE: [Aus-soaring] a 1000K that went Horribly wrong!

2004-01-31 Thread fibremites
Hi Ya Adam,

Nice tale. As they say Its moments like these 
I am however, interested in the details of:

After us getting out of the car saying a 
few choice words, we ended up gettinmg lucky.

Well, on second thoughts, maybe I am not that interested... :-)

Cya
Chris

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Subject: [Aus-soaring] a 1000K that went Horribly wrong!

G'day Peoples,

Thought I'd tell you all of my latest retrieving adventure! Would love
to 
here if anyone can top this one!  So here I go...


There I was eating a lovely chilly concarn with lovely company at the 
Gliding Club of Victoria's clubhouse when the yellow phone wrang.  I 
answered the phone to find out that Jay Rebbeck had outlanded at Wagga
Wagga 
A/D, after flying from YBLA - Coryong - Orange - 50km north on track
back to 
Coryong to divert for what he and I would be a long but easy retrieve.
We 
were to learn otherwise!

I got a lift out to the YBLA A/F to pick up his 'Rent-A-Rocket' car, so
I 
could go onwards to Derrick Westwoods house to pick up the multi-purpose

trailer keys and be on my way. Got them no drama's, went back, picked up
the 
trailer, grabbed a map and was off in 1/2 hour on a 3hr drive to Wagga.

I ended up stopping at Albury to fill up with some gas and grab an ice 
cream. Jumped back in the car, it wouldn't start! I thought great, this
is 
just what I need!  I asked a bloke at the servo for some jumpa leads 
thinking the battery had failed. He said 'no' but thought he'd have a go
at 
starting 'er.  The bugger, jumped in and started it 1st go!  So off I
went 
again, when I had to stop, I left 'er running!

Got to Wagga at 11:30 pretty smoothly after that, stopped the car and 
de-rigged Jay's LS-8 under a light next to a Dash 8!  Where's a camera
when 
you need one!  Jay wanted to drive back, so jumped in, same thing, the
buga 
wouldn't start! Tried every combination to start 'er, doors closed and
all!  
Gave it another couple of minutes, lots of good vibes flowing, and it 
started! Sweet as, where on our way at 1am!

Cruising back no drama's until we got to Albury! We had swapped drivers,
I 
was now driving.  We both heard a funny sound coming from the car and 
thought that we should stop to check it out.  About a minute later in
the 
Fast lane on the HUME Hwy, we got a sharp deceleration for a split
second 
followed by us coming to a SCRECHING HALT on all four wheels, both
Jay 
and I hanging in our harnesses!  After us getting out of the car saying
a 
few choice words, we ended up gettinmg lucky. We wern't hurt, the car
and 
trailer combination were in one lane, and there wasn't a semi up our
tail 
when it all happened.

A bloke stopped on the side of the road to see what was happening, but
was 
of no help and drove off.  Soon after the Coppers turned up, to which we

were pleased about and said that we shouldn't be here!  Really!!!

Anyways, the coppers got one of there guys in to tow it off the busy Hwy

with semi's cruising past at 80kph! It ended up at a police compound for
the 
night, and we couldn't see it until the next morning at 8am!

Jay and I walked a 100meters past 2 other Motels until we came accross a

bar!  They told us that we couldn't get a beer off the bar, but could
have 
take-away's if we stayed there for the night! We took them up on there
offer 
straight away and downed 4 VB's infornt of a Movie, getting to bed at
5:30am 
Friday.

Woke up the next morning at 7:30, organising a cab to pick us up to take
us 
to the car and glider! Got there no drama's, checked out the scene and 
luckly had a bite to eat next door.  They told the Rent-a-Reck company
that 
it would cost the $150 for last nights tow and a further $350 to tow it
back 
to YBLA.  R-a-R said for that price we'll send one of our guys out to
pick 
us up.

At 1100, a crappy old Supa Salvage Ford F250 rocked up to tow us home.
At 
1130 we were on our way again in this, one seatbelt, crappy F250 with a
HUGE 
turning circle!

Roughly 5km and 5minutes later, this time on the inside lane of the HUME
Hwy 
still in Albury.  We stopped about 150mts from some lights.  Then the 
retrieve car suddenly stopped..

The bloke after just hearing our story, said... oh No, you guys must be

ginxed'!

At this point, Jay and I were in Fits of Laughter, rolling around in our

seats, literally tears flowing down our cheeks!  I think we must have
been a 
little crazy at that point after the last nights eppisode and 2 hours
sleep!

We stopped ourselves from laughing and offered our help, he basically
tolds 
us that we were no help to him and that we should keep ourselves busy.
So we 
basically roamed around Albury looking for jumpa-leads, and people to
tow 
the trailer around the corner to avoid being hit by speeding semi's
coming 
over the hill!

We ended up asking Derrick to come to the rescue (1hr from