The devastation has also been happening in the southern parts of the
Prairie Provinces of Alberta. Saskatchewan and Manitoba, especially
the first two. Now is the time to do mass peppering! Years of
severe drought have set up an imbalance, hence the insect attack.
Do Mormon grasshoppers only attack Mormon owned farms?! (: Michael
Damn, Michael - It's not Mormon Grasshoppers, it's Mormon Crickets.
The way to do a mass peppering is to build long fires at night for
the grasshoppers to fly into. Save the ash in the morning for future
applications.
Oh, and send for the seagulls...