Be careful where you store your detergent

2003-06-13 Thread John Engstrom
http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?id=57295

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
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Yet another use for DNA

2003-06-13 Thread John Engstrom
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/265.htm

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RE: Realities of puppies

2003-06-04 Thread John Engstrom
Rose,

I don't believe it's that simple.  IMHO It's not whether they can hold it at 
a certain age but how long and how well can they hold it.  For example, a 4 
month old puppy can certainly hold it for 10 or 15 seconds while the owner 
takes him outside.  Both my Berner and my Swissy have demontrated the 
ability to hold it for a very short time while I walk to the back door and 
open it up.  As soon as the pups step off the back patio onto the grass they 
squat and pee - there's no wandering around for a few seconds.  Also, at 
night it took maybe 20 - 30 seconds for me to get out of bed, let them out 
of their kennels, lead them to the back door, and let them outside.  Once 
again they didn't potty until they got to the grass and then it was 
immediate.  I wouldn't expect them to be able to hold it for very long 
though.  Certainly not 5 minutes or even 2 miutes.  Heck, 1 minute is 
probably too long for them to hold it.

I do agree that vigilance is a requirement - you cannot let the puppy out of 
your sight for even a second.  That's no exageration.  You don't get to read 
the newspaper, watch TV, prepare a meal, or do anything else while the puppy 
is loose in the house.

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
Enzo - The 6 month old housetrained Berner
Schumi - The 4 month old Swissy who is slowly catching on
Rose Tierney [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Hi Jean,
Actually puppies do not have the ability tohold it until they are five
months old. What happens with these star pupil puppies is that their owners
are more vigilant:-)
Rose
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Re: venting

2003-06-04 Thread John Engstrom
Do you mind if I use your response to question 3?  I really would love to 
tell someone that with only a hint of sarcasm in my voice.  They wouldn't 
know they've been insulted...hehehehe...I love that.  I agree with you 
completely about the lack of general knowledge.

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
Andie Reid [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
[SNIP]
4. Is that a Burmese Mountain dog? (to which I always want to reply, 
Why, yes! He was born and bred in Burma! Doesn't he look suited to the 
climate there with all that THICK HEAVY BLACK FUR!!!??? Jeez! Go take a 
geography lesson!)
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RE: Realities of puppies

2003-06-04 Thread John Engstrom
Rose Tierney [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
IMO holding it pertains to a puppy being able to wait while awake for
it's owner to enter the house, deposit the groceries in the kitchen and get
the youngster outside or such similiar circumstances. Under five months and
getting puppy out in time is always a priority.
That's my point - if it's only been 30 minutes since the puppy has pottied 
then even the excitement of  returning home from a quick trip to the grocery 
store probably won't cause the puppy to piddle inside.  For a puppy the 
ability to hold it is based on many things including how full their bladder 
is and how excited they are.

Having raised in excess of
twenty Berners it has been my observation that gifted puppies that can
cross their legs, until their eyes are floating, younger than five months
are a rarity.
How quickly do you think the ability to hold it develops?  Certainly it's 
not that a puppy one day shy of 5 months can't hold it and the next day he's 
magically transformed and can hold it.  Does it develop over the course of a 
couple days?  A week?  Two weeks?  I believe that every puppy is different 
(not that I'm saying you don't believe that) and has to be observed and 
treated accordingly.

John Engstrom - yeah, there's a grocery store 2 miles from my house and I 
have been there and back in 30 minutes. :-)
Plano, TX

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Re: Realities of puppies

2003-06-03 Thread John Engstrom
jean cheesman [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Takes gentle encouragement, take pup out and praise when goes outside!
If there's one thing that has helped me housetrain my two puppies (well, one 
is housetrained and the other isn't yet old enough to have complete control 
although he will run to the door when he needs to go) is to not only priase 
the pups when they go outside but to also give them a small treat.  Sure, 
you go through a lot of treats but if you use healthy treats and cut back a 
little on their food they won't get fat.  Also, be sure and give them priase 
and treats EVERY SINGLE TIME they potty outside.  Consistency is a key to 
training.

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
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Re: Please Welcome Wyemede's Gallant Gelbackler

2003-05-31 Thread John Engstrom
Patricia,

first of all congratualtions on your puppy.  Having had Enzo, our 6 month 
old Berner, for 4 months and now raising Schumi, our 3 1/2 month old Swissy, 
I can certainly relate.  Let me just say that it does get easier - both 
because you get used to the routine and because slowly but surely dogs do 
learn. :-)  I remember when Enzo was almost 5 months old and the gallon of 
Nature Miracle we bought when we first got him was almost empty.  All of a 
sudden it seemed to click and Enzo stopped pottying indoors. Over the course 
of 3 days Enzo became almost completely accident free.

Enjoy your new addition and be sure to take a moment everyday to appreciate 
the simple puppy things like tail chasing, puppy breath, puppy bouncing, 
etc.  They'll be gone before you know it and you'll wish you spent more time 
appreciating them while they were here.

John Engstrom
Gweebarra's Grand Prix - Enzo
Alpenglow Onyx Way to the Finish - Schumi
Plano, TX

From: P. Buickerood [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Please Welcome Wyemede's Gallant Gelbackler
Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 19:23:37 -0700 (PDT)
Hello all,
We are pleased to announce our adoption by Wyemede's Gallant
Gelbackler. Gelli was 10 weeks old this past Monday and we have
survived 21 days of living with this little devil who answers to
the sobriquet Gelli, the Gila monster. So far, he has visited
9 states (on his drive home) and met 73 new people. One
neighbor, who is into computer photography, has made a special
study of Gelli and is producing incredible digital photos which
I will load onto a web site as soon as I can get some spare
time.
[SNIP]

After all this whining I have to count our blessings. There is
nothing better than being adopted by a Berner and I would not
trade this for anything!


=
Patricia Buickerood
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Good puppy

2003-03-12 Thread John Engstrom
Well it finally happened.  Enzo, out 4 month old bouncing ball of puppy 
energy has been quite the dominant dog.  When we took him to puppy class his 
first month with us he would climb on all the other dogs in the class and 
force them on their sides/backs.  He wasn't agressive at all, just dominant.

This past weekend we took him to my sister-in-law's house and had him meet 
her border collies.  Sam, the female border collie, was quick to accept Enzo 
in her back yard but Elvis, the male border collie, wanted to Enzo know who 
was in charge.  After a few moments of slow cicling and sniffing, Elvis 
decided to fire a shot across Enzo's bow.  Enzo and Elvis got along OK after 
that with Enzo never trying to push Elvis around.  Yay, Enzo has taken his 
first steps into polite doggie behavior.

Last night our seemingly nightly game of stop-trying-to-mouth-daddy's-hand 
was getting tiring to me.  I was sit ting in my chair with Enzo on the 
ground in front of me.  I slowly fell forward onto my hands and knees on 
the carpet - all the while growling a deep slow growl.  Enzo sat down, 
looked up calmly at me, and in excellent submissive puppy behavior licked my 
lips.  He was very careful to only open his mouth just enough to get his 
tongue out as he sat calmly and licked me.

This may seem like a non-event to most people, but combined with the recall 
and fetch training I've given him over the past couple of days, I feel like 
he's finally learning a little respect.  Yeah, I know, the next couple of 
months are going to get harder as he enters adolescense, but hopefully by 
the time he's a year old we'll have a kind, faithful, gentle, and loving 
dog!

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
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Re: Drafting biomechanics

2003-03-11 Thread John Engstrom
Sherri wrote:
Okay folks, I have a question.  I was at a seminar this weekend for
canine structure and the question came up as to whether a dog uses
their front or rear to pull with.  My initial reaction was their
front, but after thinking about it further, I think it's much more
complicated than this.  I think terrain, weight load, not to mention
the type of harness the dog wears all affect how they pull and drive.
My therory is that they use both front and rear, sometimes equally and
sometimes one is used more than the other.
After watching a video of a Swissy at a weight pull, it seemed to me the dog 
was using its rear much more than its front.  I don't have any proof that 
this is the case, but I can tell you the dog squatted its rear down, kept 
his rear feet planted, and pushed with the rear.  The front end of the dog 
lifted up and the front legs seemed to claw at the ground in an effort to 
keep the dog going straight (instead of arcing around on the end of rope) 
more than pull the dog forward.

Now maybe with a carting harness that has stays the dog wouldn't feel like 
it could swing around and thus would be able to use more of its front for 
pulling.  I just don't know the answer to that.

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
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Re: Fetching Berners (aren't they all?)

2003-03-10 Thread John Engstrom
Enzo, my 4 month old Berner, would fetch and retreive a thrown tennis ball 
occasionally.  Since I have such fond memories of playing fetch with my Lab 
I decided tonight that I would see if I could teach Enzo to reliably fetch.  
I had a pocket full of broken up dog biscuits and threw the ball.  Luckily 
Enzo brought it back on the first throw.  He was promptly rewarded with a 
piece of biscuit (also had the added benefit of causing him to drop the ball 
at my feet).  After a few rounds of throw ball, Enzo retreive ball, Enzo 
gets treat, throw ball, Enzo chases ball but leaves it, Enzo doesn't get 
treat, throw ball, Enzo stares at ball in the distance, Enzo doesn't get 
treat, he finally caught on.  Heck, he even ran to the ball and brought it 
back to me unprompted when I took him out to do his business.  Looks like 
this could become a good game.

I also started working on the come command with treats.  Once again Enzo 
showed his intelligence by catching on after only one attempt.  He's a very 
food motivated puppy! ;-)

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
Catherine wrote:
My boy Mickey is both a fetching (retrieving) Berner and a fetching
(fabulously handsome) Berner G
I don't even remember teaching him to fetch - we just started doing it
one day. I'd throw and he'd bring it back. Then I really shaped it with
treats and using 2 toys (throw one - he fetches - throw the second - he
drops the first and goes after the second - repeat - repeat -
repeat...). Now I've added the commands Take It and Out. During training
sessions we take breaks to play with his tug toy. When he's really into
it, sometimes I tell him Out and he removes his mouth from the toy. Then
I tell him Take It and he takes it again and when I say Tug-tug-tug we
play.
I've heard that Berners aren't much for fetch, but our boy loves it!

Catherine Young
Madison WI
Shadow, Mickey  Jenny


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Re: Berners vs. Goldens

2003-03-03 Thread John Engstrom
Amanda wrote:

Every Golden my family has had is much more hyper than
Griffon ever was.  This was one of my main reasons for
not getting a Golden of my own.
When Griff was a pup, he would sit and want to be
loved, while  my parents' Golden was bouncing off the
walls.  The Golden we had before was the same way.
The difference in energy levels was drastic.
I've owned a hyper Lab.  I now own a very energetic four month old Berner.  
Yes, the lab was more hyper than Enzo the berner is, but Enzo is still a 
bundle of energy.  I have a feeling that there is a lot of variation in 
Berner energy levels.

The good news is that Enzo's uncle Hank is an energetic (but not overly so) 
loveable goofball.  If Enzo takes after his uncle I will be thrilled.

John Engstrom
Plano, TX
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Rescue Help! Now this is the kind I like to see!

2003-02-14 Thread John Engstrom
Crossposted with permission.  I can't decide whether it's funny that someone 
used satire and turned the tables or it's sad that the situation occurs 
frequently enough to elicit the satire.

John Engstrom
Plano, TX

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RESCUE HELP NEEDED ASAP 

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an
exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that
at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how 
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will be 
arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend!!!

They are described as:
One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested.
Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy
condition!

Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well with 
others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he 
will do well in a new home

One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be 
surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary.
Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting
occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very
healthy and happy (mostly.)

Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys.
She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I  hope 
you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real 
emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest!




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