10 things that irritate dogs

[quiks554]

Got this from another list I'm on, thought it was funny, am passing it along,
Franny in SC

 
1.Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny.

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
YOU IDIOT!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
nose...stop it.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now
you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not
home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
chain, you nitwit.

7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip, then
acting surprised when I freak out every time we go
back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that
handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look,
we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

I'm new

[quiks554]

I'm Franny, living in South Carolina along w/my husband of 44 years, two adopted 
grandsons(Adam 12 1/2) and Mack(9)along with a smooth fox terrier( Gus 5), and 
bulldog(english) Slugger 1).

I've been enjoying the list a whole lot, have already learned so much.
Thanks for having me here!
Franny/South Carolina

For Sylvia

[quiks554]

Hello, Sylvia,

Did you see this?
Franny/South Carolina