I got this from a horse friend. Thought is was funny enough to post
with all the other government info we have been getting. Enjoy.
Oneta
The Honorable Paul S Sarbanes
309 Hart Office Building
Washington DC 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the
Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I
have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort
to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien, and they
referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S.
Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed
by the Senate and
for which you voted. If My understanding of the
bill's provisions is
accurate,as an illegal alien who has been in the
United States for five years,
what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
$2000 fine and income taxes
for three of the last five years.
I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
to get the process
started before everyone figures it out. Simply put,
those of us who
have been here legally have had to pay taxes every
year so I'm excited about
the prospect of avoiding two years of the last five
years of income taxes
in return for paying a $2000 fine. Is there any way
that I can apply to
be illegal retroactively? This would yield an
excellent return for me and
my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and
2005 and I estimated a
gross savings of approximately $72,000. After the
fine this would yield me a
net savings of $70,000.
In addition, I would reap the other benefits of
being an illegal alien
such as free healthcare, avoidance of paying Social
Security taxes, buying
automobile insurance, and serving on jury panels,
etc.
If you would provide me with an outline of the
process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of
the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
Oneta and The Gang
www.johnsonquarterhorses.com
Don't tell GOD what to do, just report for duty!
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