I got this from a horse friend. Thought is was funny enough to post with all the other government info we have been getting. Enjoy.
Oneta > > The Honorable Paul S Sarbanes > 309 Hart Office Building > Washington DC 20510 > > Dear Senator Sarbanes, > > As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the > Internal Revenue > Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I > have contacted the > Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort > to determine the > process for becoming an illegal alien, and they > referred me to you. > > My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. > Citizen to illegal > alien stem from the bill which was recently passed > by the Senate and > for which you voted. If My understanding of the > bill's provisions is > accurate,as an illegal alien who has been in the > United States for five years, > what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a > $2000 fine and income taxes > for three of the last five years. > > I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious > to get the process > started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, > those of us who > have been here legally have had to pay taxes every > year so I'm excited about > the prospect of avoiding two years of the last five > years of income taxes > in return for paying a $2000 fine. Is there any way > that I can apply to > be illegal retroactively? This would yield an > excellent return for me and > my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and > 2005 and I estimated a > gross savings of approximately $72,000. After the > fine this would yield me a > net savings of $70,000. > > In addition, I would reap the other benefits of > being an illegal alien > such as free healthcare, avoidance of paying Social > Security taxes, buying > automobile insurance, and serving on jury panels, > etc. > > If you would provide me with an outline of the > process to become > illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of > the necessary forms, I would > be most appreciative. > > Thank you for your assistance. > > Oneta and The Gang www.johnsonquarterhorses.com Don't tell GOD what to do, just report for duty! __________________________________________________ _______________________________________________ This message is from the blackbelly mailing list Visit the list's homepage at %http://www.blackbellysheep.info