I got this from a horse friend.  Thought is was funny enough to post
with all the other government info we have been getting. Enjoy.

Oneta  
> 
> The Honorable Paul S Sarbanes
> 309 Hart Office Building
> Washington DC 20510
> 
> Dear Senator Sarbanes,
> 
> As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the
> Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance.  I
> have contacted the
> Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort
> to determine the
> process for becoming an illegal alien, and they
> referred me to you.
> 
> My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S.
> Citizen to illegal
> alien stem from the bill which was recently passed
> by the Senate and 
> for which you voted.  If My understanding of the
> bill's provisions is 
> accurate,as an illegal alien who has been in the
> United States for five years, 
> what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
> $2000 fine and income taxes 
> for three of the last five years.
> 
> I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious
> to get the process
> started before everyone figures it out.  Simply put,
> those of us who 
> have been here legally have had to pay taxes every
> year so I'm excited about 
> the prospect of avoiding two years of the last five
> years of income taxes 
> in return for paying a $2000 fine.  Is there any way
> that I can apply to 
> be illegal retroactively?  This would yield an
> excellent return for me and 
> my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and
> 2005 and I estimated a 
> gross savings of approximately $72,000.  After the
> fine this would yield me a 
> net savings of $70,000.
> 
> In addition, I would reap the other benefits of
> being an illegal alien 
> such as free healthcare, avoidance of paying Social
> Security taxes, buying
> automobile insurance, and serving on jury panels,
> etc.
> 
> If you would provide me with an outline of the
> process to become 
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of
> the necessary forms,  I would 
> be most appreciative.
> 
> Thank you for your assistance.
> 
>                               
    Oneta and The Gang 
www.johnsonquarterhorses.com
   
  Don't tell GOD what to do, just report for duty!




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