At 01:46 AM 11/11/03 -0500, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
Julia inspired.
Here we come a-tro-ol-ing among the internet;
Here we come a-tro-ol-ing, to flame all we've met.
Love and joy come to you, (we can make it longer, too.)
And God curse you and send you a hundred emails
And God curse you and send you a hundred emails
We're not pamphlet droppers that go from door to door;
But we are on computers sending what you most abhor.
A. C. L. U. and send you a hundred emails
A. C. L. U. and send you a hundred emails
We have a little dead man with money Nigerian;
We want your banking numbers--your riches to begin.
Atheist you and send you a hundred emails
Atheist you and send you a hundred emails
God bless the master of this house, likewise the mistress, too;
We mean computer, TV, and FAX--oh, yes we do!
Click the cursor and read off a hundred emails
Cry out, Curse you! and wipe out a hundred emails
On a less secular note:
Israel, Israel, a Telemarketer is Calling
Israel, Israel, a telemarketer is calling
Calling thee at suppertime
Babylon has much to sell you
For only nineteen-ninety-nine.
Come be buyin', come be buyin'
Buyin' things from A to Z,
Come be buyin', come be buyin'
Just give your card number to me.
Does your house need vinyl siding?
Or maybe it needs new windows?
Have your carpets been cleaned lately?
Do you need portraits of your dog?
Come be buyin', come be buyin'
Give your card number to me.
Come be buyin', come be buyin'
Make my cash register ring with glee.
Don't you wish to change long distance?
Does your house need an alarm?
Don't forget to vote next Tuesday
For our candidate who'll do no harm. (Yeah, right!)
Come be buyin', come be buyin'
Buyin' all this wondrous stuff,
Come be buyin', come be buyin'
You can never buy enough!
-- Ronn! :)
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