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Republican Bigots 

Gotta love'em. Briefing Room gives us an ad transcript from the
Republican primary in NC-5.


HOST: This episode of Congressional Jeopardy is paid for by Vernon
Robinson for Congress . Today's topic -- homosexual rights! This feminist
voted to create special rights for homosexuals and took money from the
radical gayPACs. 

CONTESTANT 1: [Rings in] Alright, it's a, who is Senator Hillary Clinton?

[BUZZER] HOST: Oh no, I'm sorry. We were looking for Senator Virginia
Foxx. Virginia Foxx did that. As a Wake Forest Trustee, this bankrupt
businessman let two lesbians get married in broad daylight in the campus
church.

CONTESTANT 2: [Rings in] That's Jay Helvey. Who is Jay Helvey?

HOST: You are correct! This other bankrupt businessman brags that he's a
tolerant Republican - a code word for gay-friendly. As an Appalachian
State Trustee, he let the school sponsor a transvestite drag show.

CONTESTANT 3: [Rings in] Ugh. Who is Ed Broyhill?

HOST: That's right! When the United Way attacked the Boy Scouts for their
ban on gay scoutmasters, this courageous conservative successfully
defended the Boy Scouts. 

CONTESTANT 4: [Rings in] Vernon Robinson. Everybody knows that. Who is
City Councilman Vernon Robinson?

[BELL] HOST: Yes, the real conservative! Vernon Robinson: I'm Vernon
Robinson and I approved this message because I will fight for our
conservative values in Congress just as I have at City Hall. 

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"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit
atrocities." - Voltaire

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