Something fun based on Something Scouted. :)

[Jon Gabriel]

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/27/business/media/27MAG.html

The National Enquirer's owner is expected to announce the purchase Weider Publications, the publisher of Muscle & Fitness and Shape.


Possible Brinnellian headlines for the new Shape and Muscle & Fitness covers:

Get healthier skin: 4 'when to shed' tips from Soro Queen 'Spork'.
Arnold Schwarzenegger speaks out about the Pila and Eyedrop Abuse.
Jophur pharmacist arrested for selling Phen Phen under the ring.
Shocking Expose: "Hoonish Diet Protein Shakes" a Scam
Build a better body (and a second head) in just 30 days.
Our new Bench Pressing regime from Gorilla Ooga
The best diet ever! (Hint, it involves Steroids & Anal Probes)
Can't stop eating? Try our new exploding cheesecake recipe from Tymbrimi Chef Sirellicalluana

Any takers?
:-)
Jon

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