[ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning
SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING ***
The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing
a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st
to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the
Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the
machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas
Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it
started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part
of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/
German border changing course to the west gaining strength.
It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of
France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig,
once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of
a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears
that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black
hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and
the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue
fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses
of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future.
Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to
reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics.
A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole
suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole
will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the
cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall,
it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will
start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading
towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus
and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system.
The NCBHT
Re: [ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning
Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person.
F*** Off.. it might be 1st April but most people are not interested
about
your shit sense of humour.. send them to your friends..
MRC National Institute for Medical Research
Division of Molecular Structure
The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK
Email: pcha...@nimr.mrc.ac.uk
Phone: + 44 208 816 251
On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM, Marius Schmidt
marius.schm...@ph.tum.dewrote:
SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING ***
The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing
a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st
to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the
Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the
machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas
Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it
started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part
of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/
German border changing course to the west gaining strength.
It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of
France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig,
once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of
a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears
that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black
hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and
the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue
fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses
of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future.
Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to
reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics.
A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole
suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole
will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the
cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall,
it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will
start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading
towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus
and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system.
The NCBHT
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MRC National Institute for Medical Research
Division of Molecular Structure
The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK
Email: pcha...@nimr.mrc.ac.uk
Phone: + 44 208 816 251
Re: [ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning
Posting private emails on a public email list is rarely considered good form, in fact on some email lists it would get you thrown off fairly quickly, especially considering your intended purpose. (Who is the list admin here ?) If you're going to post semi-humorous way off-topic posts, you should consider tolerating a few ill-humored replies - at least that particular responder didn't post to the entire list. Phil Jeffrey Marius Schmidt wrote: Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person. [rest of content removed]
Re: [ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning
Sorry 'bout that. I don't know if this one is black, but it's definitely an A-hole... LOL Cheers, Michael - Original Message - From: Marius Schmidt marius.schm...@ph.tum.de To: CCP4BB@jiscmail.ac.uk Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2009 1:48 PM Subject: Re: [ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person. F*** Off.. it might be 1st April but most people are not interested about your shit sense of humour.. send them to your friends.. MRC National Institute for Medical Research Division of Molecular Structure The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK Email: pcha...@nimr.mrc.ac.uk Phone: + 44 208 816 251 On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM, Marius Schmidt marius.schm...@ph.tum.dewrote: SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING *** The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/ German border changing course to the west gaining strength. It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig, once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future. Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics. A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall, it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system. The NCBHT -- MRC National Institute for Medical Research Division of Molecular Structure The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK Email: pcha...@nimr.mrc.ac.uk Phone: + 44 208 816 251
