Re: [Chevelle-List] Identify Drivers

[Travelback4u]

Yeah and a Central Illinois driver can be identified by seeing how 
close they can ride your bumper while traveling as fast as one can drive in 
bumper to bumper traffic with the one beside them trying to slide over 
between the bumpers, while eating a McDonalds Cheeseburger and talking on a 
cell phone about all the highway construction they are currently driving 
thru.

tom

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RE: [Chevelle-List] Identify Drivers

[Tigergutt]

A great laugh

I live in Italy, and guess what: It's true !!!

You just forgot to mention that this is all in a pill-box fiat at 110mph
using three lanes on the highway.

:)
Kind Regards
André

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Subject:[Chevelle-List] Identify Drivers

How To Identify Where Drivers Are From
^^^

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California
*with gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in
California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
talk to someone in back seat:
Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on
brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator
and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas
city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed
steadily at 70mph, driving down the
center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case
they are on the left side of the
road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one
hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair
going, both feet on the
accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of
pearl inlaid handle in the
glove compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly
checking the rear-view mirror to
watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado


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