Oops, typing faster than thinking again - must be an "underrun" problem in my nerves... Should have been 00000000 00000000 00000111. Ole ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ole Drews Jensen Systems Network Manager CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I RWR Enterprises, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.RouterChief.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEED A JOB ??? http://www.oledrews.com/job ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----Original Message----- From: Ole Drews Jensen Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:29 AM To: 'Chuck Larrieu'; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] ...besides, 00000000 00000000 00001111 wouldn't have made it in the box offices... Ole ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ole Drews Jensen Systems Network Manager CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I RWR Enterprises, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.RouterChief.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEED A JOB ??? http://www.oledrews.com/job ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----Original Message----- From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:27 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do so. CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the appropriate routes to do so. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Peter Slow Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] Was james bond a CCIE? -----Original Message----- From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but Aborigines....even though I have been studying the binary Swahili methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format will be much more challenging. -----Original Message----- From: Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day lab exam I took recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1 day exam. Day 1 of old exam 1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and that. 2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to use this or that. Day 2 of old exam 1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to do this or that. 2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not allowed to use this or that. The instuctor was very helpful. Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) "What is this and that ??" Proctor-- "I am not allowed to tell you that." I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are making the trek. Winston. -----Original Message----- From: Mark & Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9, which is a trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but, what the 'ell: Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili manual (section c, paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which will put you over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle and club your fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the door so the Bengal tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which requires VoIP configuration). Mark -----Original Message----- From: Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960] I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all know. However an extra credit task has been added! CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning 1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. 2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 10 minutes. 3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. 4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your thesis. 5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your chair. 6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following: a. Alexander of Aphrodisias b. Ramses II c. Gregory of Nicea d. Iammurati Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon 7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. 8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an IBM 3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the necessary control programs. 9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili. In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision. 10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any. 11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position. 12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science. 13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought. Extra Credit: Define the universe. 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