Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag - cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Aaron Rouhi via CnC-List
Thank you! Made my day...

Aaron R.
79 30-1

 On May 19, 2015, at 3:25 PM, Andrew Frame via CnC-List 
 cnc-list@cnc-list.com wrote:
 
 
 I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to foreign ports. I'd probably 
 start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong color or logo 
 or something.
 
 
 
 What's that?
 
 A bandanna. Drying.
 
 It's blue with white scrollwork.
 
 And?
 
 That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight 
 Underpants. The Commodore was there.
 
 And?
 
 You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's 
 terrier. She's delicate.
 
 The womenfolk really need to go.
 
 Sorry.
 
 You're serious.
 
 Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square with 
 white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay.
 
 How about the forestay?
 
 War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club.
 
 Shroud?
 
 Trout Conflict of '45.
 
 Lifeline?
 
 Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You have a 
 /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene diesel monsters 
 that positively *ruin* our pristine waters.
 
 The Chardonnay Aggression in '62?
 
 Sixty-three, actually.
 
 You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a bandanna 
 that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your collective butts 
 kicked in?
 
 I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes.
 
 Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities.
 
 (from below) We'll see about that.
 
 
 
 And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just for 
 her science class.
 
 
 
 We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow quarantine 
 flag. She said, Let's get this! People will definitely leave us alone.
 
 She's not a people person.
 
 True story.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ  Melody via CnC-List wrote:
  Hi Stelios,
 
  How about our quest for etiquette, milking a dead cow?
 
  The other thought was, it's gone udder up but I'm pretty sure I just
  made up that one.
 
   Cheers, Russ
   Sweet 35 mk-1
 
 
  At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
  Here are the proper ones
 
  http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asphttp://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp
 
 
  Toes up or down? Interesting.
  Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall
  it!
 
 
 
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag - cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Russ Melody via CnC-List

Hi Stelios,

How about our quest for etiquette, milking a dead cow?

The other thought was, it's gone udder up but I'm pretty sure I 
just made up that one.


Cheers, Russ
Sweet 35 mk-1


At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:

Here are the proper ones

http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asphttp://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp

Toes up or down? Interesting.
Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall it!
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag - cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread David via CnC-List
Now that was funny...albeit partially and unfortunately and somewhat true.   
But nice work.

David F. Risch
1981 40-2
(401) 419-4650 (cell)


 Date: Tue, 19 May 2015 15:29:54 -0400
 To: cnc-list@cnc-list.com
 Subject: Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag - cows in  
 spring
 From: cnc-list@cnc-list.com
 CC: flasp...@dynamagic.com
 
 
 I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to foreign ports. I'd 
 probably start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong 
 color or logo or something.
 
 
 
 What's that?
 
 A bandanna. Drying.
 
 It's blue with white scrollwork.
 
 And?
 
 That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight 
 Underpants. The Commodore was there.
 
 And?
 
 You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's 
 terrier. She's delicate.
 
 The womenfolk really need to go.
 
 Sorry.
 
 You're serious.
 
 Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square 
 with white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay.
 
 How about the forestay?
 
 War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club.
 
 Shroud?
 
 Trout Conflict of '45.
 
 Lifeline?
 
 Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You 
 have a /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene 
 diesel monsters that positively *ruin* our pristine waters.
 
 The Chardonnay Aggression in '62?
 
 Sixty-three, actually.
 
 You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a 
 bandanna that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your 
 collective butts kicked in?
 
 I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes.
 
 Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities.
 
 (from below) We'll see about that.
 
 
 
 And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just 
 for her science class.
 
 
 
 We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow 
 quarantine flag. She said, Let's get this! People will definitely leave 
 us alone.
 
 She's not a people person.
 
 True story.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ  Melody via CnC-List wrote:
   Hi Stelios,
  
   How about our quest for etiquette, milking a dead cow?
  
   The other thought was, it's gone udder up but I'm pretty sure I just
   made up that one.
  
Cheers, Russ
Sweet 35 mk-1
  
  
   At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
   Here are the proper ones
  
   
 http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asphttp://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp
  
  
   Toes up or down? Interesting.
   Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall
   it!
  
  
  
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag - cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Stelios via CnC-List
In Greece we say 'pushing a dead donkey' 

Sent from my iPhone

 On May 19, 2015, at 14:40, Russ  Melody via CnC-List cnc-list@cnc-list.com 
 wrote:
 
 Hi Stelios, 
 
 How about our quest for etiquette, milking a dead cow?
 
 The other thought was, it's gone udder up but I'm pretty sure I just made 
 up that one.
 
 Cheers, Russ
 Sweet 35 mk-1
 
 
 At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
 Here are the proper ones 
 
 http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp
 
 Toes up or down? Interesting. 
 Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall it!
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Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag - cows in spring

2015-05-19 Thread Andrew Frame via CnC-List


I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to foreign ports. I'd 
probably start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong 
color or logo or something.




What's that?

A bandanna. Drying.

It's blue with white scrollwork.

And?

That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight 
Underpants. The Commodore was there.


And?

You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's 
terrier. She's delicate.


The womenfolk really need to go.

Sorry.

You're serious.

Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square 
with white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay.


How about the forestay?

War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club.

Shroud?

Trout Conflict of '45.

Lifeline?

Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You 
have a /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene 
diesel monsters that positively *ruin* our pristine waters.


The Chardonnay Aggression in '62?

Sixty-three, actually.

You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a 
bandanna that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your 
collective butts kicked in?


I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes.

Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities.

(from below) We'll see about that.



And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just 
for her science class.




We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow 
quarantine flag. She said, Let's get this! People will definitely leave 
us alone.


She's not a people person.

True story.







On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ  Melody via CnC-List wrote:
 Hi Stelios,

 How about our quest for etiquette, milking a dead cow?

 The other thought was, it's gone udder up but I'm pretty sure I just
 made up that one.

  Cheers, Russ
  Sweet 35 mk-1


 At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote:
 Here are the proper ones

 
http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asphttp://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp



 Toes up or down? Interesting.
 Reminds me of a  phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall
 it!



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