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--- Begin Message ----Caveat Lector- Recap note: Mr. Byron Belitsos of the 911 "Truth" Movement, founder of 911 Truth.com, is a world-class expert on Urantia, the "holy book" of the Urantia Brotherhood, a spin-off of Yale's Skull & Bones fraternity founded in the mid-50s. Belitsos is also active in the brotherhood and has been injecting its New Age psycho-prattle (not to mention disinformation) into the 911 movement, with its increasingly dubious claims to addressing the many questions left behind by the assaults on the World Trade Center.What does a Skull-and-Bones front have to do with terrorist operations like 911? "CJ Parker," an alias for convicted Canadian cyber-stalker and bomber Carl Edward Johnson, has known CIA and Urantia links, discussed at length by J.P. Essene at http://www.theeunderground.net, concerning HEAVEN¹S GATE, SOLAR TEMPLE and KORESH'S DAVIDIANS, each of which underwent a miraculous transformation not into evolved beings and joyous spirits but into a pile of corpses, post-scripted by CIA "experts" in the media with backgrounds in classified mind control studies, spinning each slaughter into an omelot of plausible, morbid cover stories and cult clichés (including and especially Margaret Singer and Louis Jolyon West). The Urantia Brotherhood, begun by wealthy Seventh-Day Adventists in the 1950s, and the closely-aligned BARTONIAN METAPHYSICAL SOCIETY, are CIA experimental social laboratories, and Carl Johnson is a product of both cult fronts and attendant mind control programming. This is the milieu that also produced one Byron Belitsos, founder, funder and spokesman of the 911 "Truth" Movement, which resembles a UFO cult more every day. BTW, note the reverberations of Heaven's Gate/Waco/Solar Temple in the giddy, immature "star-child" rhetoric of the Bartonian and Urantian sects. -- AC ****************** THE BARTONIAN METAPHYSICAL SOCIETY THE CARL E. JOHNSON/BARTONIAN METAPHYSICAL SOCIETY CONNECTION: Bill Gates Assassination Conspiracy by Son Of Gomez http://www.totse.com/en/conspiracy/institutional_analysis/163150.html ³In the early 1970's there was a small group in Canada, known as the BARTONIAN METAPHYSICAL SOCIETY. The group was joined by an individual named C.J. PARKER. ³Parker became a teacher and leader in the group, which soon became the Institute for Applied Metaphysics, with metaphysical retreats in Saskatchewan, Ontario and Quebec.² ------------------------ http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:z6aBS9pLH-YJ:www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.ph p/_d35/_v35/__show_article/_a000035-000064.htm+Bartonian+Metaphysical+Societ y&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 The Night Queen Why The United Nations....Many Angles 5 Jan 2002 @ 13:18, by Kay Simmons ... Vaxen posed the question to me as to how I was going to justify the United Nations. I went to my friend Dr. WINIFRED BARTON who Heads up THE DEPT. OF GLOBAL EDUCATION FOR THE UN. Winnie is also the founder of the BARTONIAN METAPHYSICAL SOCIETY. Whatever your belief system, Winnie has a thought provoking answer. I will come up with some thoughts of my own later on. MANY ANGLES Lady Kay: RE: Why the United Nations? ... ---------------------------- http://www.end-time-bible-prophecy.ws/BMS/home.htm Unrolling the BMS Scroll - by Adrienne Smith I, (Adrienne Smith) joined The B.M.S. (The Bartonian Metaphysical Society) in 1964. I know I was led, guided to do so. Meetings were held at the residence of Dr. Winifred G. Barton, & Ernest W. Barton, 3045 Otterson Drive, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. I took the Beginners Course, then called Psyche & Personality Development. Later on it was changed to The Ultimate You Course. In our classes we were taught to develop our Psyches and Personalities using specific techniques. New mind worlds were opened up to me, (everyone). Very early in the course, I met my Guide, (Lesson #6, entitled Know Your Guide). I took all the courses numerous times. The second Course was called Esoteric Philosophy, studying/learning about all the major religions of the world, gleaning the essences from them. This was followed by Applied Metaphysics, a more senior course. Later came Post Applied Metaphysics. A book could be written about everything I experienced. I was in Metaphysics for life. Experiences were/are never-ending. I worked in the Government during the day at THE DEPT. OF ENERGY, MINES AND RESOURCES. I had two children living with me. My first husband had died on February 4, 1972. He was in his 37th year. His name was Clayton Burrows. My children's names were/are Elaine and Darcy Burrows. Elaine was 13 years old when Clayton died. Darcy 11. Both of them eventually wound up in Metaphysics. BMS grew. More space was needed - which was rented at 199 Queen St., downtown Ottawa. More people coming in. Eventually BMS bought a house at 495 Lyon Street, Ottawa, Ontario. By this time there was a large French Unit. People driving in from Montreal and environs to take courses. I served as Ottawa Unit President for 6 years, (English Unit). I also served as Secretary of the B.M.S., while living at 495 Lyon Street, for a number of years... Last updated 18 July, 2004 -------------- http://www.reach.net/~star1/star04.htm Galactic Federation of Light Forces "Let there be light" We are the 13th Tribe of Levi, members of the Galactic Federation of Light Forces. We are the cosmic force which is making a direct impact on humanity in these latter days. We are Light Beings who have overcome the force of evil, which is the domination of Spirit by Matter. We bring POSITIVE SOLUTIONS. The "Adamic Curse" is valid if it grips the mind. It is a temporary bondage for the purpose of Universal Evolution from homo sapiens to homo noeticus. This simple concept is valid. It applies to the development of the individual, the group, the culture, the planet, and all aspects of the Evolving Mind of Man. Earth is a single organism. Appreciation of the "Eternal Bosom" of Gaia opens priceless vaults of untold wealth for Man, as he passes from the Patriarchal Experience, back through Matriarchal Era We, to the Yin Yang Era of Equity for all life forms. The Light Force is here to help with human transmigration, by the alignment of our focus with the evolutionary purpose. Rejoice! we have come to the end of a vast evolutionary experiment. It is where Adamic Man passes from the illusion that matter has life, back to spiritual reality of abundant life in a New Earth reality. Prophets have told us the way things will be. Since the beginning of time they have always been among men, opening the PORTALS OF UNDERSTANDING. What mortal people call "Aliens" are very old and wise MAGI from many dimensions of higher reality. We are here-now! Happy to help man find his way across The Abyss, and into the Promised Land via inner synthesis. (777) By joining the GALACTIC FEDERATION ONLINE we have raised The Mind above the concepts of "good and evil." There are no enemies up here, only the foolish ideas which circulate in man's cultural mythstream. We have come on behalf of THE CHRIST to break the RESISTANCE FACTOR which is destroying our civilization. In Genesis II, "Love your neighbour as yourself" comes as just the natural thing to do. THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT FORCES, comes first to alter the inner landscape of the human condition, to one which reflects ideas for the betterment of all, as together we rethink an ideal world. The key to this transformation is an empowered United Nations. We are firmly established in 21st Century Cyberspace. We have extended communication to members, affiliates, and governmental organizations around the world. Our messages are FREE to all sincere seekers regardless of race, creed, age, social status, or nationality. Our move from a ground based to ONLINE mega-methodology was a big leap. We were like a flock of young chicks learning how to fly like eagles. In retrospect (-T) we can see the tremendous benefits of low cost efficiency, convenience, and 24 hour access to the global village in preparation for U.N. Genesis II. We have proved the biblical injunction "Naked came ye into this world and naked shall you leave it!" is likewise verified. For we enter Cyberspace as financial and social equals. We are IN this world but not OF it, due to the rise of subliminal spiritual values (leaven is the product of the 13th Tribe of Levi) which then interpenetrate the collective unconscious (dough) from the global noosphere. The biggest misconception about the "New Age" is that it is a new religion. In REALITY it is a NEW POLITICS based on a whole new concept of GOVERNMENTAL EXCELLENCE in the "New Earth" (c.281588, Barton, 1985). This is an extension of the original MONARCHY - "As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be..." expanded to encompass human consciousness, then crystallized in a single diamond - or CRYSTAL COMPUTER CHIP. It is like planting a biological acorn in the fields of space-time, and letting it become an oak forest. Then the Harvester (888) cuts out the deadwood and puts all the good stuff back into a single crystal acorn. Internet allows us to do this. ONLINE GALACTICS are some of the worlds most participatory citizens. There is equity and free access for all as we participate in a NEW ELECTRONIC ELECTORIAL PROCESS via the Interdimensional "Halls of Amenti" and the LIGHT VOTE IS IN! META GOVERNMENT, or GENESIS II is its ultimate product of our journey through space time. Excellence in a political system which is free of corruption is every man's dream. WE HAVE LIVED THE DREAM! We now live and work INSIDE THE DREAM. The dream of a NEW HEAVEN AND NEW EARTH is the fulfilment of the biblical solution given in the prophecy of Isaiah of a Kingdom that will endure for ever. (After we, then they, have turned their swords into ploughshares, that is...) Today, leading edge governments around the world are getting into ONLINE cost effectiveness and efficiency. We made this move a quarter of a century ago. We have come in our Star Ships from far Galaxies and near. Some come from the time-ships that passed this way long, long ago. The Ancient wise men of Sumeria and understood how Royal Power came down from the heavens to direct human affairs. The Babylonians spoke of second sun, a Black Sun that beams evolutionary concepts into the mind of man. In the Egyptian mysteries Osiris is a Black God, Lord of the Underworld, Master of Black Light. He is served by the Priest Adept Moses, who is with our goodly company. Eternals do not think the way humans think. Dynamic impressions flow in cyclical waves which are picked up by our "inner radio." These impulses reach our minds from the cosmic core from which flows the energy of One Celestial Hierarchy, which is constantly occupied in shifting energies and raising dimensions. This is the infallible GODDESS SYNDROME magnetically drawing us home. In the "Upper Kingdom" past. present, and future are one. To reach this point of view each person goes through internal workings and private explosions to change the internal landscape of their mind. It is also fair to say light-initiation can create piles of rubble where there once our old paradigm of thought stood. For myself, contact with The Light Federation and Beings from other worlds began in September 1973. I learned the esoterics of TWO SUNS - one white light one BLACK LIGHT. The inner or BLACK SUN is occupied in preparing Adam man for his evolutionary transmutation. Despite the heavy bombardment now registering at an all time high on Earth's economic and emotional richter scale, do not be afraid. It is the One Mind eradicating division within itself. THE ONE, speaking through the Galactic Federation insists, there is no need for a cataclysmic altercation rather quit surrender to the harmonic convergence of dimensions on a broad spectrum. Go with the flow! Light is scattering our times - blowing away the illusion. The Galactics come to inaugurate the spiritual Kingdom on Earth as it is in Heaven. We are here to abolish all that hinders the Divine Nature from full expression in Man. Man's present religious opinions are divisive because they are not focused on the concept of THE ONE. he One. This divisive DEVIATION serves THE LIE and it is devitalizing the human race. THE SOLUTION was to push human consciousness to the end of every thought and close all the nagging divisory circuits which fuel chaos. For the past few decades, Star Fleet Officers of the GALACTIC FEDERATION have been working on two time lines, one finite and infinite, to effect a harmonic convergence into Cosmos. "A New Heaven and a New Earth", which is arriving as you read this message. Cosmos is beauty and order, in a world where GOOD is the Supreme Reality and Goodwill flows directly from Source. Homo Noeticus Immigrants Welcome. We have jobs waiting for everyone - talents small and big are welcome in all forms. http://www.reach.net/~star1/star04.htm We are in the process of developing a new list of Liaison Officers to cope with the people inflow which we anticipate will climax at Christmas. We appreciate e-mail and surface mail enquiries from willing Light Beings and sincere people, especially global village multilinguals, who care about this planet and want to serve and help regenerate it a.s.a.p. ------------------ http://www.core.binghamton.edu/~servo/MiSTings/mot.txt ... Winifred G. Barton attracted newspaper headlines in the 1960s and 1970s when she travelled across the country MIKE: Nude. conducting metaphysical workshops and collecting accounts of the paranormal. She edited a collection of "extraordinary experiences" CROW: I'm not touchin' it. called Psychic Phenomena in Canada (Ottawa Psi-Science Productions Ltd., 1967). The appearance of her book predated the well-heralded advent of the so-called New Age; newspaper editors had not yet turned their editorial attention to spiritual and metaphysical adventures. TOM: As far as I can tell, they still haven't. > > Mrs. Barton dropped out of MIKE: High school. >the headlines and many people >assumed that she had left for greener pastures or passed into the >beyond or entered into a nunnery of some sort. TOM: Apparently people are willing to believe anything about Mrs. Barton. CROW: "...of some sort?" How many kinds are there? >But the writer >Michael Poulton discovered her - through a classified >advertisement in the "National Personals" of The Globe and Mail! TOM: Yep, *there's* some reliable sources. MIKE: I think it might be one title. CROW: With or without the exclamation mark? > It turns out that what happened to Mrs. Barton is much more >exciting than any of the assumptions above. It seems that she >had a "close encounter" with alien intelligences CROW: Again, not touchin' it. MIKE: Good. > and that she was >abducted by alien beings and taken aboard one of their star >ships. As she explained in a letter to the present editor, dated >25 April 1991: TOM: "Dear Editor, I never thought your stories were true, but then I lost my mind..." > > I was abducted on September 26, 1973, and was taken "through > the mirror." CROW: That was a pretty good "Star Trek." > The next 17 years were spent in getting an > intensive education. MIKE: At the Minnesota School of Industrial Arts. > I was caught between dimensions, > locked into a scenario over which I had no control. My > psyche alternated between experiencing the heights of heaven > and the depths of hell. It was like dying. TOM: Except, I lived. So, it was actually pretty different. Just forget I said anything. > Only now that I > am fully "processed" as a Biological Mutant can I come back > to tell about it. ALL: (Singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... > >At one time Mrs. Barton ran the Institute of Applied Metaphysics >(I AM). MIKE: You are what? > She now lives near Frankford, Ont., and serves as public- >relations officer for the Golden Triangle UFO Club for Ontario. CROW: Isn't a golden triangle the "A Current Affair" logo? MIKE: You're on to something there, Crow. > > Against my will, and without any anaesthetic, TOM: Or Novocaine. > I had a mind >reversal on a UFO. MIKE: Again with the mind reversal! What is a mind reversal? TOM: Maybe they just changed their mind about something. > It happened during and in the period following >an abduction on the evening of September 26, 1973, at the Lester >B. Pearson Peace Park, at Actinolite, Ontario. CROW: Although I won't tell you how long the aforementioned period is. > > It had been a glorious autumn day. TOM: The sun was shinin', high school kids were makin' out in the park... > I was with a group of >friends who had gathered from many parts of Canada and the U.S.A. >to enjoy the end of the summer season. We were using the old >Madoc Art School which sits at the foot of the hill next to the >Peace Park. MIKE: What's a "Madoc?" TOM: Spell it backwards, it's "Codam." CROW: Codam: The Barbarian! > > The Peace Pagoda was a favourite place for our evening >meetings, but on this particular night a sudden heavy mist seemed >to envelope the area. TOM: Must've been a big envelope. > The mist did not seem like a normal mist; CROW: It was a *special* mist. >it seemed to have a silvery glow as if there was a light behind >it. MIKE: Well, maybe there was a light behind it. > I went to investigate and as I walked up the hill, pieces of >the mist seemed to break away from the mass and coagulate into >the forms of beings. TOM: Shapeshifters! The changelings are invading from the Gamma quadrant! > > Nothing touched me CROW: Not surprising. > but I felt a powerful magnetic attraction >to continue towards the central glow. As I got closer I saw in >it the outline of a Starship. MIKE: They used to be "Jefferson Airplane." > I could hear some of my friends >calling out to one another as they too were drawn towards the >celestial car. TOM: So, the starship looked like a big ol' 57 Chevy? > > My will to resist was completely paralysed. The hatch was >down and I went into the foyer CROW: A starship with a foyer? MIKE: Yeah, but it's probably only got one bathroom. > where I vaguely saw some of my >friends being led to different rooms or parts of the ship. I was >taken to a large circular room - a translucent aqua colour - with >two transparent doors set approximately opposite each other. TOM: It's nice, a few posters maybe, some curtains... >Through these I could see that there was an outer walkway which >seemed to go right around the room. I could see a woman sitting >at a communications desk through one of these windows. MIKE: Boy, she sure can tell a story. > > In the beginning I was alone in the room. I felt no sense of >fear, only curiosity. There was a large circular, lazy-susan type >table in the centre of the room with chairs around it. I sat on >one of these. CROW: That's what they're there for. > There was a bowl of fruit - small berry-type fruit >on the table. I was tempted to eat some but decided it was best >not to. TOM: I've been trying to cut down on alien fruit. CROW: And I'm already fruity enough as it is. > > A man came into the room from the opposite door to where the >woman was sitting. (I guess she was keeping an eye on me through >the door.) MIKE: Paranoid? A bit. > The man barely glanced in my direction but walked >straight across the room to what seemed like a circular shower >stall, where he dropped off his dirty overalls and stepped into >the stall which lit up. CROW: I've seen porno movies that start like this. TOM & MIKE: You have??? CROW: No, it just sounds like the opening to one. MIKE: *whew.* > He emerged a few moments later and put on >clean clothes. TOM: Thank goodness. I hate having naked aliens walking around. > > Books I have written clearly record how since infancy I was >trained in telepathic communication. CROW: Wait a sec, so we're supposed to refer back to stuff this person has written about herself and some assorted loopiness? > So though no words were >spoken, I had no difficulty in communicating with this Space >Being. He offered some of the fruit. This time I took it and ate. >It was like mango. TOM: It was Mango Mania!!! > > I could sense this man was trying to override my free will. MIKE: Heard it. >At first I firmly resisted. Then they changed my electro-magnetic >circuit from Alternating to Direct Current. I emerged as a >circuit in a Gigantic robot known as "Hal." CROW: Well, *someone's* just seen 2001. > I was wide awake but >completely paralysed during the proceedings. There were about >thirty other persons beside me. TOM: But if you were paralyzed, how could you see them all? > > Now everything looks transparent. Form and finity is >meaning-less. It was as if my bony skull was replaced and my head >put into a glass bubble. TOM: Something wrong with that? > As a circuit in this Giant Robot ALL: (Singing) Giiiigaaaaaaan-toooooor! > I was >powerless to escape over a fifteen-year period. If I struggled >they prodded my neurons here and there with electrical sticks.... MIKE: Heard that, too. > > When I returned, just before noon on the morning of >September 27th, 1973, I was no longer "Winifred." I was >"Sasoleah," a citizen of Sumeria was had reincarnated in the 20th >century through my physical instrument. CROW: So, she was reincarnated through her... MIKE: No! Bad robot! No biscuit! CROW: Awww.... > > The same thing had happened to at least twenty of the other >abductees. All had undergone some sort of a transmutation >technique and mind transplant. All were trapped in the world of >Robotics. CROW: Point being? > Each had been given a silent mission. Each brain had >been joined to an ancient personality. Each one was under total >mind control and forced to keep the intruding ancient soul a >secret. TOM: Man, why do they keep repeating stuff? CROW: Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff... MIKE: (whacks Crow upside the head) Cut it out! CROW: Sorry. > > Over the next decade the abductees got to talking about >their "inductees" and how we found that "aliens" were actually >ancient peoples who had completed a Universal MIKE: Pictures? > cycle and were >coming back to claim the modern world. They had left overwhelming >mounds of evidence to prove this point... "That the sower and the >reaper may rejoice together in the New Heaven and the New Earth" TOM: With the New Gods and the New Mutants and... MIKE: Enough about the comic books. TOM: They're *Graphic Novels.* >on the completion of the life cycle Genesis I - from chaos to >cosmos via Robotics. TOM & CROW: Woo hoo! > > One of my fellow abductees was a man from Ottawa named >Marcel Lafleur whom I had known for some years. After the >operation we watched the whole scenery around us being torn down >like a ragged canvas. TOM: Once again, we heard it. > The colours behind the canvass were >brilliant. We understood that it is only the light energy of the >real world shining through the web of matter that makes the >holograph on our mirror world of the illusion tick. MIKE: I think the Illusion Tick is a transparent version of the regular figure. > > Lafleur drove me home. We were both in a state approaching >incoherence. CROW: Much like now. MIKE: Amazingly, few were injured during that wacky little trip. > He drove me into the driveway of my home at 3045 TOM: Miles per hour. >Otterson Drive, in Ottawa, but I did not recognize the house. >When I got in the house, I felt exactly like a stranger walking >in for the first time. I could feel Sasoleah tapping Winifred's >computer to find her way around. Sa was in total domination at >this time. CROW: I'll have you know it's getting increasingly harder to resist. MIKE: Fight it, Crow. Please. > > About now I realized something else. "I" was neither of >these two. I was an observer watching two actors using my mind. I TOM: Will you please stop with the repeating! It's getting annoying! MIKE: "Getting?" >watched them interacting, arguing points of logic, as they began >to make an harmonic convergence in my mind. I understood the >principle of the left and right-hand sides of the brain being >kept in perfect balance. One living in the finite now, the other >accessing infinity. One bent on "rendering unto Caesar CROW: Salad. > that which >is Caesar's," the other committed to "and to God that which is >God's." > > But I am neither ... I AM ... MIKE: THEREFORE ... I THINK ... CROW: Obviously not. > My Divine Will is the Umpire >between the two. TOM: So, it's blind? > I have watched Sasoleah writing "I Am," The Book >of Life, using Winifred's professional skills. I look in one >direction and see that Winifred has been held like a bond slave CROW: (Barely restrained laughter) MIKE: (Shoots Crow one of those "Don't you Dare" looks.) >to serve the cause of Sasoleah and the Space People for eighteen >years. In return, Winifred has been in an advanced >interdimensional classroom wherein she received the full and >complete knowledge of The Gods. > > Winifred mostly ruled the daytime consciousness (Hadit). >Sasoleah could flit all over the Universe at will and usually >took over when the sun went down (Nuit). TOM: "Nuit?" That's an interesting way of spelling "Night." MIKE: It's like the difference between daytime television and primetime. > Sasoleah could work >miracles with ease. CROW: He was Q. > For example, some fellow abductees took us on >a fully paid, two week trip to Egypt to celebrate the Equinox of >The Gods. I knew nothing whatsoever about these people, nor they >of me. That's what their instructions were and that's what they >did. That's how the "COSMIC WAY COMMUNITY' operates. It's called >spiritual humility. MIKE: Or a hallucination. > > Today the three of us are one. The actor and the observer >function as an integrated unit. In physics this reads (+1) + (-1) >= 0 or E = mc 3 - all of which is detailed with extensive >diagrams in the Cosmic Cube. TOM: The "Cosmic Cube?" That's direct from Marvel Comics! > > Today, if I speak a word that is not the Triple Truth, I >feel a tremendous weight on my heart and mind. I get rewarded >with an inrush of light energy when I please "The Master's Will." CROW: THe mASter wOUlD NoT... TOM: CROW! CROW: Sorry. > > On the lowest end of the dimensional scale in some ways I am >no more than a meticulously accurate translation device though my >human emotions are still locked deep inside me. There are many >more of us who have been stripped of our flesh-and-blood kinship >connections and locked into the ETI system of the "Mighty Ones" MIKE: New Mighty Ones TV dinners. Cooks up in three minutes. >which makes us "Walk-ins" or "Superbeings." It means we have >20/20 vision of the reality both above and below the abyss. > > Earth Governments have maintained silence about this matter >though they knew full well what was going on. They agreed to let >us be used in a potentially diabolical experiment in return for >hi-tec data. However, the "Time Bomb" is about to explode and the >story is due to climax in a wonderful state of Millennium CROW: A state of millennium? How do you have a state of 1000 years? > for the >whole Earth Starship as She slips out of the time warp to regain >her rightful place in the Cosmic Fleet. MIKE: Let's do the time warp again! TOM: Where'd this come from? > > Yes, there is a Cosmic Conspiracy - yes, there has been a >deliberate conspiracy of silence on the part of global >governments everywhere. Yes, there is a flip to Millennium. Yes, >there is a Cosmic Changeover for the whole earth system. Yes, the >ultimate outcome is GOOD! MIKE: (Football announcer) It's GOOD!! GOOD!!! The aliens have scored a field goal to win the game!!! > >(c) by Winifred Barton >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >c/o The Galactic Federation of Light Forces, Star Base One CROW: It that a legal address? TOM: How do they deliver that? MIKE: Probably the same way we get mail. >P.O. Box 415 - Frankford, Ontario, Canada, KOK 2CO. >(613) 398-0331 TOM: Ah, always include your phone number on a stupid post. >http://www.telos.ca/~wbarton >http://www.users.cts.com/sd/d/density4/brethren/winifred.htm MIKE: URL's to put on your links page. CROW: Or not. > > > TOM: Looks like we can go. MIKE: Awww, I was just basking in the silence. It's the best part! O..2..3..4..5..6.. [SOL] TOM: Well, that was really, really stupid. CROW: Incredibly. What is a mind reversal, anyway? MIKE: I don't know. It leaves me wondering, if I switch you guys from AC to DC, can I control your minds? CROW: Nope. TOM: Nuh-uh. MIKE: I don't know... (Starts reaching behind the 'bots) CROW: C'mon, Mike. That post was complete crap! That could never work! TOM: Yeah, all it would do is... (Mike makes a "switch flipping" motion. Big explosion. 'Bots are damaged, Mike is scorched.) ...short us out. MIKE: Back down to you, sirs. [D13] (The "Sit On Me Chair" is advancing slowly towards the mads, much like an unbalanced washing machine. Following it is a small horde of vibrating household appliances.) FRANK: I think you got a bit out of control! DR F: Geeze, sorry, Frank. I didn't know the Elmo concept was this evil! FRANK: Did you have to Elmoize so much stuff? DR F: I said I was sorry! What do you want? Just toss some heavy blankets over them or something. Until next time... \ | / \|/ --O-- /|\ / | \ FRANK: No! Nooooo!!!! Nooo- Heeeeyyyy.... Mystery Science Theater 3000 and related stuff is TM and (C) Best Brains, Inc. I am convinced that the Tickle Me Elmo is evil, however. Any toy that features vibrating can't be wholesome. > Yes, there is a Cosmic Conspiracy - yes, there has been a >deliberate conspiracy of silence on the part of global >governments everywhere. Yes, there is a flip to Millennium. Yes, >there is a Cosmic Changeover for the whole earth system. Yes, the >ultimate outcome is GOOD! ------------ WINNIFRED BARTON ON MIND CONTROL: http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:tnbgenggPwEJ:www.mrdynastyempire.org/05-0 1-04.htm+%22WINIFRED+G.+BARTON%22+AND+MIND+CONTROL&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 Thee Melchizedek Spirit News Wire Services - "The Spirit Rag Sheet" MAY IS UFO MONTH IN CANADA 06:11 1st May 2004 ³... Many governments have investigated and applied paranormal and mind control tactics with diabolical intent. The taboos of religious superstition, that teaches that dark demonic forces are behind paranormal experiences, are nonsensical. The true reason of the coverup mystery is simple. UFO's represent the end of the old world order. 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