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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist
church outside Washington, DC as part of his campaign.  Bush's campaign
manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been
getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's
position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a
contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say
the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says,
"The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the
sermon progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty,
a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, a bully,
and a low-intelligence weasel. He was a drunken cokehead for most of
his adult life, and he had Rove scrub his cocaine arrest story by
setting up and destroying the journalist who reported it, the late Jim
Hatfield. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to
dress up in a flight suit landing on a carrier posing before a banner
stating 'Mission Accomplished.' Worst of all, he let his cabinet
neocons and covert operators murder almost 3,000 Americans on 9/11 so
he could invade two countries for oil and money—and he’s been lying
about it ever since. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever
personally known. But compared to Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul
Wolfowitz, Richard Pearle, Doug Feith, Scooter Libby, and the other
neocons, George Bush is a saint."

 
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