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Oh, The Irish Ego
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next
when his telephone rang.
"Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down
in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are
officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me,
how big is your army?" "At this moment in time," said Paddy after a
moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door
neighbor Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub -- that makes
8!"
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in my
army waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war
is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "And what
equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor
from the farm."
Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16
thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army has
increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"Really?!" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day.
"Right Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get
ourselves airborne! We've modified Ted's ultra-light with a couple of
rifles in the cockpit and the bridge team has joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that
I have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided surface-to-air missile
sites, and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Faith and begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to
ring you back. "Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right Mr.
Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy "We've all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed
2 million prisoners."
Oh, The Irish Ego
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when
his telephone rang.
"Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down in
County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially
declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me, how
big is your army?" "At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's
calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Gerry,
and the entire dominoes team from the pub -- that makes 8!"
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I have 1 million men in my army
waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "And what equipment
would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from
the farm."
Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16 thousand
tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army has increased to
1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"Really?!" said Paddy "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, the war is
still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Ted's
ultra-light with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the bridge team has
joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Paddy that I
have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my military
complex is surrounded by laser-guided surface-to-air missile sites, and
since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Faith and begorra!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back. "Sure enough,
Paddy called again the next day. "Right Mr. Hussein, I am sorry to tell you
that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy "We've all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed 2
million prisoners."
